(04-06-2018, 05:34 AM)Vincent Lane Said:

Steve Sayors sits behind a desk shuffling some papers.

Due to the SHOCKING allegations of XWF head and heir to the United Kingdom throne, Vincent Lane, that returning former Universal Champion Azrael Erebus is in fact, and I quote, "genderless" - a claim which has been refuted by Erebus him... her... themself, the XWF has declared that Erebus will undergo a THOROUGH gender check performed by none other than resident penis expert Peter Gilmour before the Bombshell contenders' match at the upcoming Warfare!

"Okay, Mr. Lane. Fuck it. If that's what you need to do for you to solidly believe that I'm a man. Fine. I'm in... on two conditions."


"One. The inspection has to occur AFTER my match."


"Two. I'm going to either require a fluffer or toss me a handful of Viagra cause my dick won't jump to attention with Peter's hand flopping and flailing around down inside my trousers. It just won't. In fact, it might invert higher up. So if Peter getting a big ol' handful of alien cock is what will satisfy you and allow us to move past this, you'll simply have to meet me halfway and allow the contingencies that I specified, in order to make it happen."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM