"Sup yall? Oh that's right, believe yo eyes, Calypso is back and he has a surprise!"

Calypso moonwalks over to Big Rick and Mike.

"And what would the former FIVE-time XWF Federweight Champion have up his sleeve on this fabulous evening? Well, if you haven't guessed, it's to check-in, wipe some ass, and check-out with my long-lost title."

"Not that I miss it or anything. Not like I don't have anything else going on. I just feel naked without it, na'I'm sayin? It shouldn't be Feder's face tramp stamped on the face of the title no mo', it should be the best champion it's ever had!"

"Which let's just address the elephant in the room here, it ain't Big RIck. Dude, I gotta ask, what's with the gecko? I just don't get dudes that hang out with lizards. Except Thomas Nixon."

Calypso winks at Mike and NAILS GRANDE RICARDO WITH A CALYPSONATOR!!!!! BUH GAWD!!!! SOMEONE IN AN ALLIGATOR SUIT SLIDES IN AND COUNTS!!!!!!

UNO!!!!


DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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