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Mr. Ratings
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(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)
(Where is my roster page?)
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09-18-2017, 09:55 AM
There's nothing in the policy for using lubricant to decrease friction and better the locomotion of select joints of the skeletal system. The patented 9000 formula is non-toxic, low odor, and is non combustible. Use it as a lotion at the beach, or to take the squeak out that old she'd door. Less wear and tear for more pain and gain.
I'm product testing for StranCo, and let me tell ya, stuff works wonders on everything. Free samples while supplies last, product only available in the contingent U.S.
Possible side effects include slight rashes, irritation of open and/or scabbed sores. Do not take orally or rectally. Keep clear of eyes.
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