Wow, you're still here Raven? It seems like we were in the same predicament almost.

Let's get one thing straight before we go on here though....

I did NOT invite John Blaq to this shindig. First, all he wants to do is talk politics and that turns any party into a debate instantly and we ain't havin' dat. Not in my house. People get mad, they throw cabbage and tomatoes, and there aren't enough mojito's in the world to go around.

So no. Don't you dare blame this invasion on me. You know thing thing about John Blaq? He's like a bumble bee to the daisy. A mosquito drawn to your succulent, HIV positive pumping arteries. In Layman's terms, he's drawn to homos.

Now I'm not going to go and start defending MYself in regards to that... AGAIN. I've done it a thousand times already. No matter how many kids' soccer games I've been to or just because I like hosting tacky purse parties (I've designed a few myself) and some of my gym gear could be a little sketchy, doesn't mean I don't enjoy the company of a pretty lady.

It also doesn't mean I don't enjoy the company of a fine gentleman either. You don't wanna hang out? That's fine.

I don't think much of you anyway, pretty boy. Guy offers the new guy a hand in friendship and spits all over it... THAT'S why I feel you lingering so high above me. You came in here as an "icon" and think you're so, so much better than everyone. Like I said, homie, one night you jumped past everyone in the roster and you think you can just pick up right where you left off. I AM anticipating your downfall, cause while Calypso may not be able to do it, I know there's guys in this new brood of talent that can. And there's nothing Calypso loves more than seeing something that presents itself as greatness fall into nothing but dust.

You're going to feel the same sense of abandonment as I do though after your stupid dreams are shattered into a thousand pieces just like your face after Jim Caedus gets his hands on it. So respond. Tell us about how I'm not worth your time and how my khakis (Calypso don't wear "khakis" or walmart boots... try Marc Jacobs... mo fo... christ...) and how my chipped teeth make me less of an ass beater than you. I'm here bitch. If you wanna hand over that title go ahead. Just in case though, I'll be here all night.


Don't do it Calypso!!! Don't do it!!!

Calypso slips a mickey into Raven's bottled water. After the effects kick in, Calypso sneaks up again and lies on to of him for the pin while Raven takes his nap!!!!!!!! It's over!!! It's over!!!