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The Blue Tango · (11-12-2021)

Well sorry for causing you a late night there, paly. The last time Calypso cost anyone sleep was when I spent the night with your mom a few nights ago. We sat up all night baking flourless, elderberry gingerbread cookies and cream pies, all while talking about how your recent return to the fed is about as exciting as watching two cats bang it out. Kind of intriguing at first, it's got my attention... But now I'm horrified. Horrified to find out that all of this glory and praise and parades that's been going on could be all a waste.

My appearances may be few and far from each other, but that doesn't take away that I've done stuff, dude. I'm a staple backstage and if it wasn't for me.... Thick pieces of dull wood like yourself wouldn't have the slightest clue on how to throw a good party. Don't be criticizing my record, either, pretty boy. Did you bother reading the fine print? I beat fucking Ghost Tank dude. Have YOU? I didn't think so. I may have a shortage of appearances in the ring, hell, compared to you, I think anyone would. Over 100 matches here and you're still kicking, still healthy, with hardly a bruise to show for it besides a few head injuries. Those concussions must have had more of an effect on your thinking skills than you think because if you're just going to stand there and pick at my chompers and hair-loss, when you face the Uni Champ Jim Caedus you're going to be in for a rude awakening. Is that what the XWF of OLD that you all talk about was like? Hanging your nose in the air spatting out petty insults about another dude's looks? OOOOOOOOOO. I'll give you a hint that you could maybe stick in your back pocket for later... Jim used to be homeless. He's dirty. Smelly. Gross. Keep that in that damaged brain of yours and you've already won bro. Not. #gingerbreadmom #5x #goingtowholefoodsanyonewantanything?

Calypso sneaks up behind Raven as he walks away and rolls him up in a school boy pin!!!

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