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John_Black · **01-27-2017, 03:08 PM**

[It is about the late afternoon in Cali, and we see JB outside the arena where the show is taking place in. Then he noticed a cameraman nearby, and decides to cut a promo in front of the Valley View Casino Center.]

JB: I will be completely honest with you fans; I don’t know if I still got it or not. Besides me getting my dick wet in a stripper; I get the vibes of warmth in San Diego flowing in my own vains. Maybe I could go for a jog at the beaches, meet a Christian valley blond girl who won’t put it on me on the first night. Or, I can just stand here and cut another one off lame promos before the show.

You see fans, what you are going to witness a night of excitement and fun for all ages, that includes half of the core audiences who would root for twelve-year-old to get out of prison. I mean, I know I am not going to win the match and be placed through a table, but a table doesn’t really hurt me not by long shot. I’ve had glass shattered on me, hanged, disregarded, and whatever things you can imagine. Good fans of San Diego, this Savage match is dedicated to people who never could see the light of day, people who been glassed jawed out of their life, and all the negative things you can feel. This table isn’t for me; this table will be for all who’s broken through all the bullshit; but here is the catch…. I’m not going to be put through it.

Random, I’m going to just quote some few things to the best of my abilities…

Random Bullshit #1 Said:So as I was saying John I am not a wrestler.

Random Bullshit #2 Said:Jason I've noticed you are becoming irrelevant in the sport. I mean your Black Circle buddies ditched you.

Random’s Bullshit #3 Said:I am going to be one of the hardest matches of your entire career

Random, of all your figures of speeches, the three main one I’ve heard really got me interested. I watched your promo, I loved how poorly how acted it was man. Seen the other one, and I hope Gary Busey would end up riding off a cliff with your bike with you in it. Is that too fucked up? Man up, little bitch. First off, if you are not a wrestler…then WHY are you even in this godforsaken company? You should be in a mental institution instead of fighting me. Your chances of you being put through a table is more likely to happen, then to say Gary needs to be in one himself.

I got a secret… I anit a wrestler neither. I am a man who likes to take and dish out punishment to the next man. Random, you will experience what is like to be on a receiving end of punishment I’ve taken here. You will get your assed beat and put through a table, with your name on it. The second quote got me in tears, it hilarious man, bravo…

BRA FUCKING VO…

I like that you are calling me Jason, then I guess you Freddy under that mask of yours. Although it isn’t Friday the 13th, I can make sure it will feel like it once I put my hands on you and send you through a table. You will be unlucky once I do so much damage to you that you will end up calling yourself “Randomly Beaten”. You think I am starting to become irrelevant? Well takes one to know one pal, I’ve been irrelevant in this “sport” for over six fucking years. SIX I tell you, and I never had props from the management to the so called “Blackest Hole”. So I want you to believe that calling me Jason will piss me off, keep calling me that and I’d stab you with a broken piece of wood from the table after I put you through it. Your last quote… I can’t even say shit about.

Random, you talk more game than Shaq throwing three pointers in the last minutes of the game. I guess you can say you will be the hardest opponent I’ve faced in my return to the ring. But, I can’t guarantee that I will be an easy fucking pickings. You want to threaten me, and tell me you will be the hardest? That’s Gary talking and not you, I know you are all talk and no man of action.

Random…. Your dealing with a man who doesn’t care about winning or losing… all I care about is taking people out one by one until I reclaim what I’ve lost. This ins’t plea for something that didn’t truly belong to me, but whatever diginity I have left in this place to keep me going. So this Saturday, get ready for me to stab you with broken wood on your lifeless body.

Fans….get ready…just get fucking ready for John Fucking Black taking shit over.

[Then the cameraman shoots at the Arena’s building logo as it slowly fades out.]

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