(Kitt and Alex stroll up to champ.)

So you just roll up in here and pin the champ? How inspiring. Like a little school boy that finally got the head cheerleader to go to prom with him. Too bad that your champinship reign isn’t going to last long and your backslide begins now because (pointing at his crucifix on his necklace) this cross is too much for you to bear. I even have three good reasons why I’m more suitable to be champion than you.

1. Obviously a true champion must have talent and charisma. No champion should have to hide behind some hideous crackpot gimmick. Everyone should be able to see the smiling face of their champion, especially mine...

2. There are certain stats that show that i am better than you. Wins and losses. Only one loss and two wins in three matches, pretty impressive don’t you think...

3. The skill set of a superstar by far determines their success. How do you think we got here? Regurgitating and covering the same old tired moves that every basic wrestler knows? Everyone comes to see me perform. Everyone deserves to see me biuld a reputation for this title that surpasses anything they have ever seen!

(Kitt nails the champ with a Showstopper and goes for the pin.)

1…
2…

Stroll up =roll up
Roll up in= roll up and pin
Pin
School boy
Head
Backslide
Crucifix
Cross
Three
One loss, two wins three m atches
Covering
Basic
Nails= synonym for pin
Pin
Top in showstopper
Pin
I...
Bullet points 1., 2., 3.



Taking names and drinking PINts

Bjorn's cousin Velo come to the aide of Bjorn, dragging Kitt off and into a woodshed, where mercy and merriment no longer exists.

Uh, dude?

Is that my woodshed?

What the fuck are you guys doing to Kitt in there?

KITT! KITTTTTT!?!?



Vincent runs over to the shed and swings the door open, but we can't see whatever it is that he sees that causes him to back away horrified.

All we know is that the sound of rubber squeaking against rubber is emanating from the shed, and Vincent slams the door before rushing back over to Bjorn.



You're fucked in the head, you know that Bjorn?

When Kitt's... done... or whatever... give him that belt. He won.

Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Kitt Kennedy!

1. Obviously a true champion must have talent and charisma. No champion should have to hide behind some hideous crackpot gimmick. Everyone should be able to see the smiling face of their champion, especially mine...

2. There are certain stats that show that i am better than you. Wins and losses. Only one loss and two wins in three matches, pretty impressive don’t you think...

3. The skill set of a superstar by far determines their success. How do you think we got here? Regurgitating and covering the same old tired moves that every basic wrestler knows? Everyone comes to see me perform. Everyone deserves to see me biuld a reputation for this title that surpasses anything they have ever seen!

Yay kitty you did it!!!! Que the presidential theme!

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
[spoiler]

(The door of the wood shed comes flying open and out steps Kitt, dragging Velo by the hair. Kitt tosses Velo on top of Bjorn. Kitt grabs the Heavy Metalweight Championship.)

Give me that! You bunch of sick freaks!

(Kitt walks away with his newly won title.)