"Due to recently winning the titles in a show in Lebanon, Ohio, that none of us remember, Robbie Bourbon and... Arby Beef? No, that can't be right.

No. It does say Arby Beef. What the fuck? Ok. Due to Robbie and Arby winning the titles in a match that none of us remember we're going to have another tag tournament. Sign up with your team and take the belts back. Who will be in to represent the Union? Who will be in to represent the Blackest Hole? Who will Peter tag with? Let's see. Will John Msdison fight to make Robbie rape him for the titles?"

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

me and McBride are IN and we're gonna win Baybayy

SUCK

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DICKS!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

I'm so fuccin in, I must find a partner for this.

So, anybody actually want to challenge for the Tag Team Championships? I don't see any challenge yet. Yo, Arby, do you see any challenge yet? OH CRAP!

Robbie points somewhere behind the cameraman, and the camera spins to show absolutely nothing but an empty hallway in the arena that the house show is taking place in. It spins again after a moment to see Arby Beef, so it would seem.

Man, I can't believe Robbie saw Baldy Gilmour crying, masterbating, and trotting down the hall just now. Anyway, I don't see any challenge, Robbie, not at all. I see McBride, and who wants his cheap-as-drive-through, soft-as-wedding-cake ass when we all know I'm thinking Arby's. Equinox can't even carry one of these title belts, they weigh too much for him and would actually give him shin splints. SHIT, LOOK AT THAT!

The camera spins to show nothing again.

That was crude as fuck, Arby.

I know, Robbie, I know. I need a nap, you can walk around with the tag team belts for a while, I don't like being in public for very long.

The camera spins back to show Robbie Bourbon, smiling and patting each XWF Tag Team Championship Belt on his shoulders.

Vote Bourbon and Beef 2016. Greatest Tag Team in XWF History.

I'M IN, BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO TAG WITH THE JERKBEAST?

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!

(08-18-2016, 05:36 AM)Jerkbeast Said: I'M IN, BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO TAG WITH THE JERKBEAST?

Let's go Spanish Inquisition on their ass.

I'm down even if nobody wants to team with me but I am sure I can find a partner.

Robbie is standing in a hallway.

Jerkbeast? Ooh, some peice of garbage left over from a Rob Zombie video decided to start wrestling, and nobody buys a fucking ticket to see him wrestle until it's time for the living fucking puppet to get his big ole' mascot head knocked across the arena by Bourbon and Beef.

The lights go out, when they come back on, we see Arby Beef.

Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

"Time to expand our business ventures overseas... hahaha fucking putos. Me and my cousin are in."

(08-18-2016, 08:56 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Laugh all you want but I got the experience that most people would crave to have. Been in the XWF off and on since 2008. I may be in the twilight years of my career but I can still go the distance.

Teams go opt in for warfare.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.








































































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(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM)Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Nope, I have no clue what you mean.

Don't want to know either.

Don't care.

Nobody cares.

(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM)Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.


































































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YOU KNOW MR. BUSDRIVER, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB! FUCK IT, WHY DON'T WE TAG?

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!