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Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 08-17-2016
"Due to recently winning the titles in a show in Lebanon, Ohio, that none of us remember, Robbie Bourbon and... Arby Beef? No, that can't be right.
No. It does say Arby Beef. What the fuck? Ok. Due to Robbie and Arby winning the titles in a match that none of us remember we're going to have another tag tournament. Sign up with your team and take the belts back. Who will be in to represent the Union? Who will be in to represent the Blackest Hole? Who will Peter tag with? Let's see. Will John Msdison fight to make Robbie rape him for the titles?"
Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-18-2016
me and McBride are IN and we're gonna win Baybayy
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re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Equinox - 08-18-2016
I'm so fuccin in, I must find a partner for this.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-18-2016
So, anybody actually want to challenge for the Tag Team Championships? I don't see any challenge yet. Yo, Arby, do you see any challenge yet? OH CRAP!
Robbie points somewhere behind the cameraman, and the camera spins to show absolutely nothing but an empty hallway in the arena that the house show is taking place in. It spins again after a moment to see Arby Beef, so it would seem.
Man, I can't believe Robbie saw Baldy Gilmour crying, masterbating, and trotting down the hall just now. Anyway, I don't see any challenge, Robbie, not at all. I see McBride, and who wants his cheap-as-drive-through, soft-as-wedding-cake ass when we all know I'm thinking Arby's. Equinox can't even carry one of these title belts, they weigh too much for him and would actually give him shin splints. SHIT, LOOK AT THAT!
The camera spins to show nothing again.
That was crude as fuck, Arby.
I know, Robbie, I know. I need a nap, you can walk around with the tag team belts for a while, I don't like being in public for very long.
The camera spins back to show Robbie Bourbon, smiling and patting each XWF Tag Team Championship Belt on his shoulders.
Vote Bourbon and Beef 2016. Greatest Tag Team in XWF History.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Jerkbeast - 08-18-2016
I'M IN, BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO TAG WITH THE JERKBEAST?
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Equinox - 08-18-2016
(08-18-2016, 05:36 AM)Jerkbeast Said: I'M IN, BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO TAG WITH THE JERKBEAST?
Let's go Spanish Inquisition on their ass.
Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Barney Green - 08-18-2016
I'm down even if nobody wants to team with me but I am sure I can find a partner.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-18-2016
Robbie is standing in a hallway.
Jerkbeast? Ooh, some peice of garbage left over from a Rob Zombie video decided to start wrestling, and nobody buys a fucking ticket to see him wrestle until it's time for the living fucking puppet to get his big ole' mascot head knocked across the arena by Bourbon and Beef.
The lights go out, when they come back on, we see Arby Beef.
Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Scarface - 08-19-2016
"Time to expand our business ventures overseas... hahaha fucking putos. Me and my cousin are in."
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Barney Green - 08-19-2016
(08-18-2016, 08:56 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Barney Green? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh all you want but I got the experience that most people would crave to have. Been in the XWF off and on since 2008. I may be in the twilight years of my career but I can still go the distance.
Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 08-19-2016
Teams go opt in for warfare.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Greg Busdriver - 08-19-2016
Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Balls.
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re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-19-2016
(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM)Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Nope, I have no clue what you mean.
Don't want to know either.
Don't care.
Nobody cares.
re:Sign up to take on Arby Beef and Robbie Bourbon - Jerkbeast - 08-21-2016
(08-19-2016, 05:33 PM)Greg Busdriver Said: Hello, Bob dos equis, McDonalds Big Mac with SPECIAL SAUCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Balls.
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YOU KNOW MR. BUSDRIVER, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB! FUCK IT, WHY DON'T WE TAG?