Well ain’t this precious.

Little satan boy still has all his jewelry, plus a pretty new star of the month award and a second briefcase. Everything’s just comin’ up , ain’t it?

Listen, you insane clown pussy, I did a little research and found out you was from Norway. Here’s my thoughts on that. FUCK Norway. Y’all and y’all’s socialist bullcrap can suck my made in the USA dick. Wher you gonna be when Germany comes knockin’ on your door AGAIN, or if Putin decides he’s gonna fuck your dick-shaped country right up its frosty ass? You’ll be callin’ up Prez Trump and we’ll have to drop a few million tax dollars meltin’ fjords and droppin’ nukes like dollars at amateur night at the titty bar. We’re over here makin’ America great again, boy, we ain’t got time to save your country too.

Now as for you personally, Unwanted Pregnancy, you should have just done yourself a favor and taken the easy way out at Leap of Faith. I had that Feder rumble won, I even tossed out Mary-Kate and Ashley at the same time. Now you got lucky on your big day and you got ol’ Nate over the top usin’ some fancy lady wrestling, and that’s fine… but now you gotta pay the piper. That belt’s for me. I won it as soon as I walked in the damn door, I just ain’t collected ‘til now.

Soldier, you ain’t nothin’ but a 150 pound queer who was one baby shake away from not living ling enough to let down his family. If your daddy hadn’t hesitated and given that little neck one last whip, I might not have to do the honors myself. Then again, if your daddy wasn’t a fuckin’ quitter in the first place he might not have pulled out of your momma before squirting some Y chromosomes in there to go with your overabundance of X. Instead we get to watch your genderfluid fuck ass waltz around with a clit-sized dick hangin’ out of your trunks and callin’ yourself a champion.

Here’s some advice, Soldier. Quit smoking meth and start trying to work on that girly physique. You look like a little boy playin’ dress up in them title belts. Like you just hit some fresh crash diet and lost fifty pounds by not ever growing a set of nuts. Well here’s what I’m gonna do for you, BOY – I’m gonna go ahead and help you lose forty more, by takin’ both o’ them pretty belts off your AIDSy ass in the same night. Question is, do I tie your ass to a fence in the desert like we’d do in the good ol’ days or do I let you grow old enough to get your heart broke when a baker refuses to make you and your future husband a wedding cake?

I’ll let you know my decision later. For now…


Nate drops Soldier with an STO and pins him.




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Soldier kicks out.

"Everything is coming up now for me Higgers. The only thing that's not getting a rise out of my 6.66 inch flaccid penis is you're pathetic trash talk attempts and how misguided you really are. Thank you for listing off my accomplishments for me before I even hit center stage. You're like the Chris Christie to me as Donald Trump, sitting behind me and licking my hard earned sweat off the floor while I make snide comments about your weight. Except my jolts of jeering jabber will be more directed at your delusional world of mis-representative facts and figures. Why can't you damn right wing ever give the correct statistics, but rather, skew them into a fantasy world known as 'Trump-Fantasia' where they make you sound like you know what the fuck you're talking about.

You'd think after I self destructed your feeble attempts in our last exchange that maybe you would have actually RESEARCHED ME rather than state misinterpreted facts. I am exactly 137 pounds, NOT 150, it's no wonder you can only fuck your own sister, because anyone with a womanly figure would be highly offended and go nowhere near your Republican rapist red painted dick. If you wanna' get laid, you always guess under weight douche bag, so remember that the next time you go out on your next FarmersOnly.com date!

Unwanted pregnancy? This conservative kewk wants to bring that up of course. The reason we need to keep abortion legal is to stop inbreeding ignorant fuckheads like you! Germany, invade Norway? Please.... Did you not notice the four ISIS attacks there this week? Sounds like the Syrian refugee invasion is in full swing over there? America might have to nuke the fuck out of Germany like it should have in World War 2, is what Donald Trump as president will dumbfound-idly explain to us after he pushes the big red button.

You did no research, what you really did was go back and listen to what I had to say in our last exchange when you weren't 16 beers deep and hopped up on the RNC. You think Meth is bad? Sometimes after you hoodlums watch Trump speak, which I understand is why you need 16 beers to get on his level, you get all cracked out on crazy conspiracy theories and shit. Ted Cruz's dad shot JFK on the grassy knoll. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, yeah HAHAHAHA, what the fuck ever ! Because you would have noticed that I mentioned in my last jabs at you that I was from Norway, then you bring it up like you had some significant fact checker research the topic for you. No, diff for brains, you just copied exactly what I fucking said!

I have 2 briefcases.

I'm a double champion.

Superstar of the Month.

While all you've managed to do is finish as the second best trash talker in the XWF.... and I got the title to prove it."

Girard sees a Federweight pin and decides to do his job for once! He's about to count the pin... but Soldier powers out! Girard shrugs and tosses Soldier the title.

Winner and STILL Federweight Champion: Unknown Soldier!