[[[ Bruce Blingsteen, XWF Xtreme Champion, is seen lying on the ground smoking a huge blunt. As he exhales, a huge blast of smoke pours out of his mouth and covers the ceiling like a blanket. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees something. He quickly swings his head around, but sees nothing. He looks at the blunt, chuckles, and continues to enjoy it. Then, he sees something out of the corner of his eye again! When he looks, he sees Spiderman hanging down from the ceiling on a single thread of web! He punches Bruce in the face then flips around landing on his feet! As Bruce finds his senses his stands up only to be slung against the wall with a huge gob of goo!! Bruce is stuck to the wall!!! Spiderman stops in his tracks, turns his head sideways, then rips the mask from his head! ]]]

"Shit fucker!"

[[[ The man behind the mask is revealed as the former XWF Federweight Champion and the man that has defeated Ghost Tank in his debut match .............. Calypso!! He stops over to the Xtreme Champion and looks him up and down. ]]]

"Didn't think this through, dammit! Get off the wall, asshole!"

[[[ Calypso begins pulls at Bruce, but the web is too thick and gooey! ]]]

"Let go! I want that title! Ass......."

[[[ Calypso pulls really hard! ]]]

"... Hoooolllee!!!!"

[[[ Finally the champion is released from the gooey mess and the two men fall across and land on the floor! Just above there heads is a shelf full of bowling balls and when they hit the wall it caused enough vibrations to knock them all off the rack and fall to the floor! The two men see this tragedy happening and try to avoid the danger! They run into each other and bounce backwards as one falls onto Calypso's foot and one falls onto the Champ's head! Calypso shrieks like a woman and falls on his ass, as Bruce's eyes roll to the back of his head and he falls to the ground. Calypso sobs for a few moments before crawling across the floor and pinning the champ!! ]]]

Bruce vomits himself awake and kicks out!

"Gross, spider cum!"

Bruce tosses Calypso off him, retrieves his Xtreme title, and runs away into the night.



He then returns to grab the still-lit blunt. He takes a puff and then waves his hands mystically in front of his face.

"Blingsteeeeeeen"

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion