"Crystal clear, muh nigguh!"

"I mean... bruh! I mean.. guy?"

Jacob sits forward on his seat.

"I think I made my point from earlier on. Looks like Calypso Collapso has found his twin. I'll call you guys the Spaz Twins."

Jacob sat back laughing.

hi mon.. weed smokers talk to John Madison...

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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(12-08-2014, 08:18 PM)TRHP Said: Jacob sits forward on his seat.

"I think I made my point from earlier on. Looks like Calypso Collapso has found his twin. I'll call you guys the Spaz Twins."

Jacob sat back laughing.

"I'm going to be straight up with ya, bruh. I don't get your jokes. So you sitting back and laughing at your own jokes like you do... I dunno. Enlighten me, maybe?"

(12-08-2014, 08:26 PM)Calypso! Said: "I'm going to be straight up with ya, bruh. I don't get your jokes. So you sitting back and laughing at your own jokes like you do... I dunno. Enlighten me, maybe?"

Jacob sits forward.

"There goes my point. You're so spazzed out that you don't know what's going on half the time. Sorry All the time. Well done for proving my point, Calypso Collapso."

Jacob sits back clapping his hands.

Why erryone tryin' ta kill me buzz, mon?

Bruddah 'Lypso, what be the problem wit dis TRHP mon? He need a little more JA in his life, no?

[[[ Calypso sits forward in his seat.. He waves his hands in front of his face, not like John Cena, very mystically............]]]

[[[ He whispers.... ]]]

"Collapso."

I need more ganja, brudda... I dun jus' seen a ghostly tank in a different room, mon.

You guys are weird, dude.

(12-08-2014, 08:23 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: hi mon.. weed smokers talk to John Madison...

Pole smokers talk to Peter Gilmour.

So I need be talkin' to both Mistah Gilmour AND Mistah Madison then?

IRIE!

BUH BUH!!!!

nu kush smokurz tork 2 me i em king uv kush coz mi nam iz tush

Bruddah Tush, you got de good shit or dat dirt weed, mon?

i gut dat gud shet wey up hi an dat dirt shet wey doun lo

Tushy mon, you ain't gwan t'believe dis, mon!

Dat green headed bumboclaat Ghost Tank went and broke me favorite pipe!

Tell me you got de hook up for me, bruddah?

da fok m8 dat iz bang out cum an weel mi weelcair in un de seen 2 teech dis gi a lesen

"You want cock, cunt, kush, or Coke? Come see me, I'll be set up at Katie's. I can arrange it all."

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Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Jacob walks back into camera view and lowers his Red Hood. He stands behind the chair.

"I'm sorry I need to take back my original statement regarding Calypso Collapso and his friend the Jamaican. I called them Spaz Twins. My apologies to you both. You have a third member in your little group - the dweeb Tush - Now you are the Spaz Triplets. How quaint."

Jacob pulls up his Red Hood and walks away.

Ay mon, dis TRHP guy is really tryin' to piss me off, ain't he?

Bruddah, you can't keep me from feelin' the sweet island breeze in the back o' me mind, mon.

If you tink we just a bunch of pussies why don't you and your little hooded homos take me, Calypso and Tush on?



An' Frodo... whenyou want to hook a nigga up, mon?