The Troll takes a camera and sets it up pointing at a sleeping Mr. Proxy, making sure it's turned on before waking him up.

Wakey wakey! The beaner finally answered you! You gotsta see this shit!

Mr. Proxy nearly jumps out of his skin at the sound of the Troll screaming his ass off.

God dammit! I was right in the middle of a dream where I finally got Hunter Payne's mother to clench her ass tight enough without having to be slapped in the face by Hunter while I'm drilling her! Damn you, you shit head! I'll never get that dream back!

Oh I'd say sorry but I'm not. Anyway vato you need to look at this trash from Hunger Pains. He did so much groaning I bet he hasn't been fed a taco since the last time he uploaded something to the site and forgot he had narrators!

Proxy wipes the eye crust from his eyes and then stretches, letting out a massive yawn before blinking a few times and looking for his glass of Vodka he had nearby when he dozed off. He takes a big gulp and tosses the empty glass off to the side.

Ok so he answered me, fucking fantastic. Did he actually answer my challenge by accepting it?

The Troll grabs his shitty smart phone that has a cracked screen and starts re-watching what he already saw of Hunter Payne's recent attempt at a retort. Proxy rolls his eyes and leans back to get comfortable again, figuring this could take a while.

Uhhhhhh well he sorta answered your challenge.

What in the name of unholy spic-hood do you mean sort of? He answered or he didn't. Come on I don't have all damn day! I've got a hot date in a few hours and I actually take showers before I meet women unlike yourself and that dumb wetback.

Ok well then yeah he answered it........ except there's a problem. He's trying to say he's "busy" until the end of December. Either he's doing a bad job of trolling us or he literally needs until the end of this year before he is ready to step into a ring with you.

I accept.

Yeah I though it was pretty dumb too......wait what? You accept? No complaint about him being a coward? No pointing out that he's just making excuses because he's scared shitless? That's it? You accept?

Damn right I do. I'm not going to play his fucking pussy game and sit here and tell him what a coward he is. He already knows it! If he seriously just said in front of the world that he needs until the end of December before he's able to step into the ring, then he's obviously trying to dodge this challenge and hopes I flip my lid when I hear it. Nope, not gonna happen! I accept! Now he has no choice but to be booked into that match in December and if he doesn't show up on his own accord I will have a team of extractors bust him from whatever car he's sleeping in in Mexico at the time and they'll drag his ass to the ring to take my foot up his ass. And every baton I own! Read my lips, Troll...... I ACCEPT. Done deal. The pussy spic has no way out of it now! Ha ha ha ha!

Ouch! I bet that bean snorter never saw that coming! He just got locked into a match he had no intention of you actually agreeing to! What a dumbass! HAHAHAAHAAA!

And what about the other thing I asked? Did he provide the names and clips of past opponents who have threatened to call immigration services on him? Or did he say he needs until 2017 to get that footage together and prove he wasn't just pulling random bullshit out of his ass when he said others said it before me?

The Troll loads up the footage on his shitty smart phone again and watches it.

Are you serious? You just watched the whole thing! Did he answer the question or not?

There's a lot of extra garbage in here that I had to mentally phase out when I was trying to decipher his answering of your challenge, vato! Calm down! Now I'm watching it looking for the names and footage you asked for. Gimme a minute and have a taco!

I'm not the taco bending spic here, wart face. Hurry up and tell me if he answered my question!

Oh ok yeah he actually does kind of address that subject.

Kind of? What, more bullshit runarounds instead of a straight answer and proof?

Actually he had his personal Troll named Joy speak for him on the matter. She claims Unknown Soldier, Wyatt Renolds and even herself has called Hunter an immigrant in the past and she......

You know damn well that's not what the fuck I asked! Don't you make me grab the rolled up newspaper, boy!

The Troll backs up a few steps, not wanting to get abused like a bad dog.

Right vato I know you didn't ask who called him an immigrant but maybe he's just not that good at English? Maybe that's why he told some slut to speak for him and had her give the wrong answer. He seems like maybe he went crazy after hearing your last verbal ass ripping of him. I mean he's got paid actors on screen with him and calling them his narrators and pretending like they're famous names from TV commercials when they're clearly not. He also seems to hint that he previously thought he was speaking to you face to face, and that no narrators existed in the world until you said they did.

Proxy drops his face into his own palm and lets out a long, long, long, long sigh. He slowly pulls his face back up from his hand and looks like he can barely comprehend what he just heard.

You're telling me this dumb fuck chuntaro thinks he was face to face with me before? And thinks he was allowed to live?

I.....I'm actually not sure. It sounds like that might be something he's alluding to though. He's not the best at making things clear when the scene goes for more than 2 seconds and involves more than him just eating a bean with a knife and fork.

Ok whatever, but you're also telling me he went and hired people to "play" narrators just because of how mentally warped I left him feeling after I exposed his kindergarten "I didn't say that" line for being complete and utter horse shit? So wait..... he still doesn't understand the role a narrator played in his earlier skits or whatever those were supposed to be?

I'm guessing not, mayne. Like I said, I get the impression he thought he was face to face with you or something before.

So when I questioned him on the depleted comment he thought I was literally in the room with him reading his damn chili choker mind with psychic powers or some shit?

I... uh..... sure?

And more importantly than all that, you're telling me he couldn't actually find a single example of a past opponent threatening to call immigration services on his dumb ass? Even though he claimed that when I made that same threat, I was just doing what everybody before him has done?

Um, yeah no he didn't provide an answer there. Like I said he just had his own personal troll list a couple names who called him an immigrant before. It would be like if you asked him who threatened to steal his burritos but instead he just tells you some guys who think he smells like shit. He couldn't have been farther from the actual point.

What a dumb fuck! Well at least he's got himself locked into a match he can't get out of. I don't give a chihuahua's ass how long it takes for that pussy to finally nut up and hit the ring, I will patiently await that moment and I will beat that fesskin from pillar to post when he finally mans up! Book it, Danno!

I can't really book anything vato. But I can mark it down on your calendar for you.

Then do that! And send him a very clearly worded email or some shit telling him he answered my question wrong. I want names and quotes of people who threatened to call immigration services on him before I did, otherwise he was just pulling random bullshit out of his ass that carried no weight! If he's going to say somebody beat me to a threat, I'm going to call his ass out on it and have him looking like a dumb bitch when he can't provide the proof! And that's what I'm doing!

I..... I think you already succeeded there, bromo.

I told you not to call me that you little shit!

Ok sorry but yeah I don't think you need to go any further in proving that he was just talking out of his ass and had no facts to back it up. He kind of already proved it for you when he had his own little troll answer for him and just name random names that didn't apply to the question you asked him. Why waste more time on the dumb migger?

Because that dumb migger doesn't get off that easily! Tell him to provide that proof or I swear to the Mexican Taco Gods or whateverthefuck he worships that I will call immigration services on his ass when he finally has the sack to face me in the ring! We both know he doesn't want that. Tell him! Tell him now!

The Troll walks away tapping on his phone, knowing he was almost about to get smacked if he stuck around. He wirelessly links the phone up to the camera that's in the room and gives that big troll grin.

Alright, he's been told. Message sent! I just uploaded this entire talk for him to see first hand!

Good. I'm going back to sleep before I have to get ready for my date. I hope I can get that dream back. Hunter's mother may be an ugly, shriveled piece of spic shit in real life but in my dream she was actually semi-attractive!

Uh yeah sure, sure she was. Good luck with that! I'm gonna go stick my dick in an apple pie and think about that troll girl he had with him. She seems like she'd be fun to fuck. I hope he brings her to the match he locked himself into so I can get my rocks off inside of her for real!