Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
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03-27-2019, 07:22 AM
In-Ring Name:
Noah Jackson
Wrestler's Real Name:
Noah Jackson
Nicknames:
The Vegemite of Wrestling
The Hardest Worker in the XWF
The Pride of Australia
Sick Cunt
Top Cunt
The Melbourne Motormouth
The Aussie Assblaster
The Prince of Push
King Noah
Stone Cunt
Son of Fuzz!
New to XWF or a returning roster member?:
New character, returning handler
Wrestler Date of Birth:
September 10th 1996
Height:
6ft 2"
Weight:
210lbs
Hometown:
Melbourne, Australia
Personality:
Cocky
Arrogant
Egotistical
Acts like a shitty teenager at times
Sick Cunt
Ethnicity:
Bogan
Pic Base, if any:
Chuck Taylor (Noah has 2 gold teeth and "sick" mullet)
Wrestling Attire:
Skinny ripped jeans, black wristbands, black elbow pads and a pair of sick heelies.
On PPVs jeans will be better quality, out of respect of course.
Strengths: - Sneaky heel tactics. (Noah isn't a smart man but when it comes to cheating, his ingenuity knows no bounds.)
- Quick reflexes. (Very fast at getting out of the way, except for cars apparently, and weirdy good at catching things... Like scary good.)
- Great Stamina. (Noah isn't the toughest or strongest by far but he has an unnatural ability to not tire out or get gassed, he claims it's ADHD but he's never been tested and also that doesn't make too much sense.)
- Always wears a cup! (After Jenny Myst nailed him so hard in the balls he blacked out for a second, Noah took a page out of Ned Kaye's book and now wears the necessary protection.)
Weaknesses:
- Not the strongest. (Very easily overpowered by strong opponents and powerhouses. Struggles to escape moves that lift him into the air as he, quote, "is not a bird and that isn't his natural habitat." End quote.)
- Distracted easily. (I can't stress enough how easily. Like say "What's that behind you" level of ease.)
- Stubborn. (This comes to play more in team matches, Noah will refuse to listen to any partner's advice or tactics unless it's Shawn Warstein or someone he truly respects. His stubbornness can also come into play in singles such as being unwilling to tap out and getting himself injured, refusing to heed the ref's warnings because Noah thinks he's right and doing something that could potentially cost him the match because he's sure he could pull it off and it would look "sick.")
Entrance Theme Music:
"Sick Carnt" by Lil Sick
Special Entrance (if any):
Code: [b]"GET OUT OF ME COUNTRY"[/b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIdsVBEPZDM
The crowd pop as Noah Jackson strolls lazily from the back and basks in the glow of sick cunt energy washing over him. He slowly puts his right foot forward and glides down the ramp on his heelies, rhythmically raising and lowering pointed fingers to the sky as the crowd chants.
[b]"CUNT!"
"CUNT!"
"CUNT!" [/b]
Until he reaches the apron where he gracefully rolls under the bottom rope and goes straight to the corner continuing his motions and then chants until his music is rudely cut off.
5 or More Commonly Used, Standard Moves:
Armbar
Arm Drag
Abdominal Stretch (Sometimes with a purple nurple but not against female wrestlers, Noah is the worst but he isn't committing sexual assault.)
Back Rake
Baseball Slide
Biting (Tries to go for the nose but will bite what he can)
Double Knee Facebuster
Double Foot Stomp
Dropsault
Enziguri
Eye Gouge
Eye Rake
Headbutt
Headlock (Sometimes with noogie)
Kitchen Sink (If a commentator says "Noah is throwing everything at his opponent including the kitchen sink" or something along those lines, Noah will walk out of the ring and try to fight them)
Lariat
Obnoxious DX Crotch Chops
Open Palm Chop (Rarely only does the one, tries to hit the same spot over and over)
Running High Knee
Snap Suplex
Snapmare (Usually followed with a kick to the spine or head)
Spinning Backfist
Spinning Heel Kick
Spitting (Usually aims for the eyes with a spit, is weirdly accurate. Doesn't use poison mist or anything like that but does eat spicy food before a fight thinking it will burn the eyes)
Tiger Suplex
Throat Chop
Trademark Move(s):
WORLD'S SICKEST MOONSAULT!
The world's greatest moonsault of course! (Usually misses. Looks great though.)
Deadset
Kimura Armlock
So Sick Kick
Roderick Strong's sick kick
C-Section
In the same vein as Daniel Bryan, Noah goes to the corner and begins a "CUNT" chant with the crowd, raising and lowering his arms with pointed fingers to rouse his opponent. Once standing, Noah sprints from the corner before quickly stopping short and throwing a hellish kick into opponent's groin.
PRIMARY FINISHER:
King Hit
Superman Punch to the back of the opponent's head.
SECONDARY FINISHER:
Down Thunder
Michinoku/Omega Driver
TERTIARY FINISHER: (Big matches only)
Destroy The Evidence
Top rope double underhook piledriver
Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots:
Likes to set up a steel chair and suplex opponent onto the hard edge at the top of the chair.
Throws chairs as hard as he can at someone's head.
Places limbs in between steel chairs and stomps on them... He likes chairs.
Additional notes:
Will use heelies to quickly slide out of the way of incoming attacks.
Noah abides by old school heel tactics. Things like complaining to the ref about closed fists, hair pulling and not breaking a hold quick enough. He runs to the outside to make his opponent give chase only to blindside them, goes for illegal blows, using the ropes as leverage in holds and pins and pulls tights in pins.
Noah likes making kids cry in the audience, he will routinely go to the outside just to scare or tease them. He hates kids.
If Noah ever wins a match, I fully encourage it to be in a screwy finish and for Noah to never win clean.
Most accomplishments in the sig are made up because Noah is a piece of shit. (So two things about this, one, I thought it was funny and two I also don't know Noah's real win/loss record because I don't keep track and accidentally deleted it when updating my sig lol hopefully Mark Flynn sees this one day and brand evaluates my lazy ass)
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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