I may be a little rusty due to my hiatus from wrestling but I am a veteran wrestler who is looking for a chance to go at the tag belts. I may not be that wrestler who does flips and shit in the ring but I pack a mean right hook which is all that matters in the end. Anyone wanna team with me?
Look no further new best friend! You seem like the kind of whipper-snapper that is just CALLING for a goddamn make-over in the XWF. Join the flip-side with this cray-zay neck slappin', ankle grabbin'-----ankle snappin'..... Arm... some.. thing--
Dude. If the Xtreme Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles are in your future......
[Waves arms very.... majestically.... and mystically.... and magically......]
........ Calypso ...... is in....... your future!
It's inevitable, bruh. Didn't your basketball coach ever tell you to go with the flow? Mine did.
(08-05-2016, 10:57 PM)Calypso! Said: Look no further new best friend! You seem like the kind of whipper-snapper that is just CALLING for a goddamn make-over in the XWF. Join the flip-side with this cray-zay neck slappin', ankle grabbin'-----ankle snappin'..... Arm... some.. thing--
Dude. If the Xtreme Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles are in your future......
[Waves arms very.... majestically.... and mystically.... and magically......]
........ Calypso ...... is in....... your future!
It's inevitable, bruh. Didn't your basketball coach ever tell you to go with the flow? Mine did.
You got yourself a deal. Let's show the world what we are capable of together as a team.
(08-07-2016, 09:36 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "And I'm a virgin. Come by my office and we'll test both lies."
We both know you like it in the rear, maybe I'll borrow LeStrange's broom and show the world just how much fudge you have packed up there. There's probably a whole assortment of male DNA back there. Or was it an exclusive dumping ground for the Dangerous Alliance?