The Hallowed and Glorious X-Treme Hallway is suddenly packed with people - all of them barely four feet tall! Standing before them is none other than General Manager of the XWF Minis Division, Quentin Quinn, holding a megaphone.

"May I have your attention please!"

Quinn smirks, raising a hand to show his group of eager minis.

"This past Savage was a disgrace! With an overabundance of focus on the OVERGROWN roster. Title shot after title shot given away to the unnecessarily tall! It was a lackluster effort put forth by all... from Jenny Myst's embarrassing performance as an alleged "champion" to the disgraceful insult to the sport that was offered up by one Marfolomew G. Swaysons."

"Because of this ignominy, I have brought forth the TRUE brightest stars in the XWF, the Minis, to demonstrate what actual talent looks like! Behold..."



The Knight Terrors!


El Búho!


Hubcap!


Pebbles!


Li'l Elvis!


Tremble the Clown!


Little Miss Sunshine!


Dodecahedron!

And of course...

The reigning...

Defending...

Undisputed...

UNBEATABLE...

XWF Minis Champion for EIGHT YEARS...

MINI

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBID!!!





Now, Thunder Knuckles... you must have barely broken a sweat at Savage - what with the sickeningly pathetic show of effort former champion Marf Swaysons gave you. Here, though, you will find TEN FEET of effort in A FOUR FOOT CONTAINER!

Get him, my Minis! Get him and bring the X-Treme Title to the best little division in wrestling!!!

Quentin Quinn stands aside and all the minis charge at TK, knocking him over.

It's nearly impossible to tell which Mini has TK's shoulders to the mat at any given time, but once Mini Morbid cracks him across the dome with his title belt and knocks him clean out, it's a free-for-all with each Mini trying to be the one to score a fall.

Luckily Official Minis Referee Tater McGillicutty is on the scene!


Tater fights through the scrum and sees who is on top, then starts a count!



1!









2!!