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Vita Frickin Valenteen · **04-16-2022, 06:51 PM**

Vita had SOMEHOW lost her FREESTYLE belt!

How did THAT happen!? (for real yo, I thought I missed a challenge!!!)

Did she leave it behind at Chad Hart's home?

What was she going to do!? Losing one's championship belt was kinda embarrassing! Vita was freaking! "CRAP!"

That's when she noticed Ned patiently waiting to use the dark promo room.

Should she even try again? Winning Ned's belt wouldn't make hers magically reappear. Besides, it's not like these 24/7 attempts often work. They're usually a HUGE waste of time, made EVEN WORSE when the ole boy you're pinning doesn't even have the courtesy to take a frickin moment out of his day to say hi, or kick me in the teeth... SOMETHING!

"ACKNOWLEGE ME, NED KAYE!"

This sudden and unexpected outburst brought a strong furrow to Jami's brow.

"wat"

"Uh..." Vita had thought it might make a good catchphrase, but judging by Jami's reaction, perhaps not... Also, Ned didn't acknowledge her despite the instructions that she just totally shouted. "Can you believe that he's STILL ignoring me!?"

Jami cluelessly looks around before her eyes settle on Ned.

"Oh my God, you're not still hung up on that are you?"

Vita's nostrils flare as she stares daggers at the oblivious Ned Kaye.

Vita pulls a rat out of... somewhere and sinks her fangs into it, sucking it mostly dry before handing it to a disgusted Jami. "Hold my rat!" Vita wipes the blood from her lips as she marches towards Ned Kaye.

FINALLY, Ned Kaye notices Vita and turns to maybe say hi or something, but nope, Ned should have coded that greeting sooner!

KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!

NED IS STAGGERED! mostly by the unexpectedness of it all.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY FRICKIN HI LAST TIME!"

Ned attempts to say... something, IDK, Vita smacks him right across the lips before he can. Impressive spit stream though Ned, or Vita? Who should I credit here?

"You know, bucko, you should REALLY learn to show some more courtesy to your opponents in these 24/7 affairs! Do you realize the time and effort that is put into these attempts, and for what? A chance to catch the champ sleeping!?"

ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! NED IS BACKED AGAINST A WALL AND UNSURE HOW TO RESPOND!

"FAT CHANCE! Any champion worth their salt would never allow THAT to happen!"

Vita drops the aggression and smiles proudly. "I know that I sure didn't!" Then she looks angry again as she pecks her index finger into Ned's chest like his name were Oswald! "But SOME OF US take time out of our schedules knowing this as a friendly way to help keep the champ in top form and ready for all comers. For that, we'd like SOMETHING in return, even if it's a fat lip!"

Vita rethinks that last part. "Though I'd prefer to keep my lips thin, thank you very much!"

Ned's just trying to figure out WTF is actually happening right now, when Vita springs to action once more and again without warning.

BRIDGING BELLY TO BELLY!

I didn't even know that she knew that move, but fuck it! 1! 2!! (<--- pin, just so we're clear!)

fAkUtEO

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