"And I'm just ever so broken up about that, I don't know how I'll ever go on or persist. The tears, they seem to keep flowing like the river... ahahaha! Yeah, no I couldn't care less if an imp like you, loved or hated me. You are so low in my sights, you don't even exist. I don't dislike you Noah, or hate you, I nothing you. Do everyone else a favor though and do your best impersonation of Arseface, except fuck it up. Actually succeed where he failed. I mean, I don't care one way or another but I'm certain there are others that would benefit and you'd be a hero. You did something to better humanity. You killed yourself."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM