(01-28-2020, 01:52 PM)Scorpio Said: I’m pretty sure I’d have fought you if you bought me dinner first but you don’t know how to treat a lady. I can’t just be jumpin into the ring with everyone. I’m no whore.

"Hey, remember that time you asked me over to your place for some 'assistance' and when I showed up, I thought you meant that you wanted to fuck. Then it turned out, you just needed help waxing for your bra and panties match with Gilmour. Good times. People mistake me for a whore all the time cause I like sex. Men, women, beings that seem like both and others that are neither. I'm not a whore either." *clears throat loudly* "So I'm getting married..."

(01-28-2020, 01:52 PM)Scorpio Said: You know I was kind of worried when you first gave him to me because the neighborhood pets started disappearing so I was worried about him. But he’s been fine for this long in spite of all the other neighborhood pets vanishing.

"That's awful. I'm glad he's okay though. You know what you should do, take him camping. His breed loves it. Nature and wild forest animals, something about it fills his kind with life. Almost like they've just eaten a very large meal. It's weird but nice when you know they're so happy."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM