(01-22-2019, 12:18 PM)The Brothers Blackwater Said:

(01-22-2019, 09:39 AM)Darius Xavier Said:

(01-22-2019, 09:32 AM)The Brothers Blackwater Said: "My voice is sexy, isn't it?"


"Okay. I'll repeat myself. This time, I'll try and talk slower for you, so you can keep up."


"There's actual footage of me... winning and defending, the X-Treme title, in matches as well as multiple video recordings of folks attempting to take the belt from me in random, everyday life. Plus, the videos that my opponents released, when they specifically mention our upcoming fights. You know, when they say they're going to win the match and become the next X-Treme champion. I guess they're all lunatics too, right?"

"Oh Darius, I think your hamster just fell off its wheel. Poor little guy. He looks exhausted."

One more time for the people in the back. I don't think they heard you.

"The people in the back?"


"Where do you think that you're standing right now?"


"In some sort of amphitheater? Or auditorium?"


"Dude. Are you having some sort of mental break? Are you having a hallucination or day dream, right now?"


"Do you need me to call a medic? Are you going to like spaz out and start convulsing? Should I get Drezdin, to hold your tongue, so that you don't choke on it?"


"He'll do it too. Look at him. I defy you to say otherwise."


"Fuck. Stay off the bath salts negro."

Thank you for demonstrating for everyone that when I tell you to dance you won't hesitate to do so. Now whose the monkey?