Calypso is so good that he can kick out without being pinned!!! He does just that!!!


"Are you blind? Are you FUCKING blind? What's all this anyway? I spend four months sitting on this title with no one even batting an eye in my direction and suddenly in three days I get pinned seven different times. WTF? W. T. F."

"Sam let's get something straight... The Federweight is not my legacy, oh no.. I've become the Federweights fucking legacy. It's not just about me winning the championship anymore. It's not about how many times I've won it... Well, maybe it is. All that matters is keeping it out of the greasy, sweaty, disgusting palms of someone like you. Do you even know how to make a decent dessert? I mean, come on."

"Anyway. I doubt this even counts for, but great effort anyway fuck stick. I'll see you on the flip side."


*MIDDLE FINGER*