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06-15-2017, 05:59 PM

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..........!




Oh baby! You're so hot right now that I'm catching a tan just from standing next to you, bruh! You're shining about as bright as the fucking sun, son! Calypso has to say, you've come in like quite the shit storm and if there's one thing.... ONE THING... One piece of INTEL I could share with you newbie it's......... stay outta the broom closets. Okay, maybe that's a little out dated, so TWO things... And that's Calypso is not a one, not a two, a three, but a FOUR time Federweight Champion. You're barking and stomping and sniffing and pissing around some other dawg's yard, yo. You already fucked up once when you took my boy Vinnie for a ride at High Stakes. You shoulda just handed him the spotlight he deserves to begin with and you guys might have had a chance against the Kings of Rock back there. I can already tell you're about as pompous as a starting college quarterback with a huge cock. I mean you came in here with that huge thing and just swung it around like you owned the place as soon as Vinnie-Man sent you the invite. Tell you what, put that thing away. I'll throw us together a few Appletini's, and we can talk about some free gym memberships you could slide my way. Don't throw old Calypso for the old loop either, dude, I know you have to live there so you gotta have some connections for me. Your abs. Are. Stellar.

Calypso looks James Raven up and down, gives him a big thumbs up, then jabs it into his eye. While Raven stumbles back, Calypso rushes up and pulls him into a small package!!
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Messages In This Thread
Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-15-2017, 05:59 PM
Woof - by James Raven - 06-15-2017, 06:57 PM
re:Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-16-2017, 04:25 AM
Woof - by James Raven - 06-16-2017, 06:58 AM
Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-16-2017, 08:12 AM
Woof - by James Raven - 06-16-2017, 12:32 PM
Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-16-2017, 02:50 PM
Woof - by John Whyte - 06-16-2017, 05:33 PM
Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-17-2017, 05:02 AM
re:Woof - by James Raven - 06-17-2017, 05:57 AM
re:Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-17-2017, 12:49 PM
re:Woof - by James Raven - 06-17-2017, 04:49 PM
Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-17-2017, 05:55 PM
Woof - by James Raven - 06-17-2017, 07:30 PM
Woof - by Chasm - 06-17-2017, 07:36 PM
re:Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-17-2017, 08:01 PM
re:Woof - by The Blue Tango - 06-17-2017, 11:43 PM
re:Woof - by Vincent Lane - 06-27-2017, 08:27 AM



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