(04-23-2017, 06:55 PM)King John II Said: Samuels pulls a revolver from his coat pocket and pushes the cylinder out. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a handful of bullets. One by one he begins to load them in the chambers.

Samuels: "On any one of our worst days, we're better than you could ever dream."

1.

Samuels: "You forget that you only succeeded in our absence. As they say, when the cats are away the mice will play."

2.

Samuels: "We dominated until we got tired of doing so. You'll never experience that kind of burden."

3.

Samuels: "We've been dominating competition since you were squirted into your mother's putrid vagina while she turned tricks in the back of an El Camino."

4.

Samuels: "Winking at Theo the way you just did there? That's unsightly. Are you going to pull his hair next and ask if he 'likes you or like-likes you?' We're back for less than a week and you're already auditioning to be a concubine."

5.

Samuels: "Since you want to pretend we're kinfolk let me give you a word of advice, 'brotha:' black men sticking their noses where they don't belong historically tend to wind up as backwoods Christmas tree ornaments."

6.

Samuels slams the cylinder shut and spins it. He pulls the hammer back and offers the gun to Trax.

Samuels: "Next time you open your mouth I'd suggest sticking this inside it first. It'd be a lot less painful, I can promise you that.

(04-24-2017, 09:26 PM)TRAX Said:


13 Reasons Why ( You Suck Absolute Ass)



"Welcome to your Rape"


1. You look roughly 50 pounds, soaking wet.

I weigh 170 pounds. It's mandatory to post that shit, look it up.

2. The Gap in your teeth is bigger than the payment gap between genders in the workplace

In when? The 1960's? Being colored I figured you'd have a bit more remorse.

3. You're more delusional than a dementia sufferer on LSD

You just made that up.

4. My girlfriends thighs are bigger than your entire body

She must be pretty fat.

5. In the ring you're greener than the shit you clearly must of been smoking 4/20

I dab.

6. Your wrestling name makes you sound like a Zumba dance teacher

Never instructed, but I've been.

7. Your skinny jeans are so tight your grapefruits must be raisins

Redundant.

8.The small interactions I've had with the Kings entertained me more than you have all week

Obviously. See above.

9. You're that shit you pay Vinnie Lane to wrestle here

I don't know what that means.

10. Your hairline is like your career, receding to the point of nonexistence

My hairline is hereditary. My career is my choice.

11. Me facing you is as pointless as me using tanning lotion

Cancer sucks. You should wear some anyway.

12. You suck that bad I can't even be bothered to come up with 13 reasons as to why you suck

Oh, I know right?

13. Fuck you.

Breathe.