BREAKING NEWS FROM PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED:
MYSTERY COMPETITOR 1 RUMORED TO BE NED KAYE

Following the announcement of Fuzz's "choice" to draft the second available mystery competitor to his team, rumors were recieved by PWI that this may culminate in the in-ring return of "Notorious" Ned Kaye following his absolutely embarrassing, lame-ass performance at March Madness. When asked for comment on a laggy Skype video call, Kaye reportedly had the following to say.

"No. It's absolutely not me. I'm not signed to the company and that's that. It's not some elaborate ruse, I'm really just taking some time to look at myself after my medical complications prior to..."

It was at this point that the call began to stutter awfully and an intern passing by swore that he heard Ned say, "Am re-sign with company." After asking who else the mystery competitor could possibly be, Ned shrugged and said, "I think you'll just have to wait and see."

It was at this point that the video began to melt into a wild array of pixels that was still fairly equivalent to Ned's normal face.

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