Fuzz Said:"It’s as if your spooky shit only sold when was in charge (wink),"

Fuzz Said:"and since then the competition has gotten better" (he really did say this line)

Shane is in tears, he's been laughing at these exchanges so hard for a while. It seems he's finally decided how to play along with mentally deficient, wannabe egomaniacs that weren't saying shit and couldn't be seen talking down to anybody during any of the XWF's busiest and most competitive periods under any owner. Part of the reason this is all so hilarious is because if you ask any owner about their glory days of running the XWF, they'll tell you Fuzz was either in hiding, or obediently knowing his place beneath that owner's top stars. They'll tell you he was always waiting for a time like now because he had no way to force it then.

Hmmmmmm... Ah, I've got it! This should be fun. Heh...

Hi Fuzz - I'm here now. Your request has been received, and there's no way I'd keep you waiting because I have such respect for you as my X-treme and Tag Champion. Much like I know to respect my president, I know to respect my champions!

First, out of respect, I'll ask you a simple YES or NO question, just to keep it simple enough for your level. Unless that's too challenging, you will answer it – WITH ONE WORD. Then, I'll come back and provide the next step, and we'll go really slow just for you. At the end of this exchange, you'll find that you have a friend in me. I promise that's where it's going.


Yes or no question: Are you in the XWF Hall of Legends? YES or NO. Most people think it's no.


Remember... yes or no questions are answered in one word, and there's NO reason this particular question should send you into one of your nut bag, synthetically charged, feigned ego-maniacal rants that even YOU don't buy when you play them back to yourself to fall asleep to. I feel you know better than to waste that on me anyway, haha. Save that for the others who don't realize your ego is an act because they can't remember farther back than a few months. Wink! Oh and a double wink back to Noah from earlier; I wouldn't leave your lids hanging, cunt!



*Waits for Fuzz to totally knock this out of the park by successfully following directions and answering only YES or NO to being in the HOL.





*Knows there's no way Fuzz will try and back out of this, nor make any claims about somehow being above it, or any other contrived excuses that are intended to make him sound like he has an ego about him even though he's backing down from answering a yes or no question correctly.






*As a bonus, is also waiting to see if additional narration appears in Fuzz's inevitable response, and that will be his way around keeping his response to only one word. It will also be flattering as hell.







*Is now, unfortunately, starting to doubt Fuzz's ability to knock this out of the park. The more he thinks about it, Shane is fearful. So fearful of living in a world where Fuzz doesn't know how to answer a yes or no question.








*Isn't even thinking anymore, but this stupid ass crap at the end with the added dumb fuck narration from me (Shane's anonymously gay, yet proudly shitty narrator) is really getting fucking stupid... don't YOU all think?









*Is afraid Fuzz will feel so overwhelmed by the sheer length of this long winded attempt to ask a question, that Fuzz will feel triggered to supply an insane amount of artificially inflated ego in his response.










*Then again, by the time this scene is done, will Fuzz even remember what he was asked?











*The narration finally has stopped(!?), and whoever you are, you're very pleased by this turn of events. (???)












*You're wondering why this clip hasn't stopped even though the narration has allegedly stopped, but nobody knows you're wondering that because this narration isn't even happening and can't even be heard OR seen using closed captioning! At this point, you're hallucinating as a result of watching this, and now you also think it's cool to pretend to have an ego just as large as the one Fuzz portrays on TV.













 
























*Fingers crossed we get one of those infamous Fuzz self-owns? Perhaps he'll supply the yes or no answer at first, but then think he's clever by instantly uploading a lengthy followup because he can't resist some of those trigger points that got SMASHED so hard? Stop that! Don't say that! We like him! Fuzz has GOT this!