"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler
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06-27-2017, 08:47 PM
Bearded War Pig comes combat rolling in out of the sky with a lit hog's leg dangling from his mouth like Old Man Logan (Wolverine Fuck Sticks). Coming out of the combat roll, BWP smoothly drops the parachute off his shoulders by the time he is fully erect and walking onto the scene like some kind of James Bond wannabee. Dragging on the hog's leg that is as big around as Barney Green's big toe. Pig removes the fat joint from his mouth.
"If it had an American flag uh top then it is alright in my book! AMERICA if you don't love her!? Well, fuck you and your little dog too! Sums Suh BITCHES!"
Bearded War Pig whips his dong out and begins helicoptering it as he gallops around the new guy, John Holiday. The fresh meat must be thinking, "this Motherfucker!" While the pearly whites shimmer through the thick forest of Pig's grizzly strap.
"Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter! Welcome to the X-rated XWF motherfucker! Oink, Oink!"
Quickly, as quickly as BWP whipped his dong out, he has now returned it to its rightful spot. His Marine Corps digital camouflage utility pants. One second later Pig stops smiling and extends his hand to John Holliday like a proper gentleman would meeting another for the first time.
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