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The Blue Tango · (11-12-2021)

While most corn chips are gluten-free, you just can't trust stadium nachos, so nah. I may not carry the same six pack around as you do, I still try my God-damnedest to keep the weight off. So, about those gym memberships.

Don't worry about where the true working talent around here has been, yo. I live, breath, sweat, and crap XWF and I have for years. Just because you don't see this pretty mug on the cover of every issue of XWF magazine doesn't mean that this Ghost Tank-beatin', gluten-free eatin', sexy bitch sweepin' mo fo ain't worth hanging around just waiting for the perfect moment to make his move. My agenda, you're absolutely right, IS to become the FIVE TIME XWF Federweight Champion. I grew a little hopeless there for a bit while that little girl had you wrapped up. I didn't think you'd ever finish her off and I'd be stuck in limbo forever!

You've got enough on your plate now, Bird-Brain. Winning High Stakes, becoming #1 contender, taking Vinnie for a ride (meaning flattening him out with your Flight of the Icarus rendition of the Diamond Cutter) (Isn't that an Iron Maiden song? Fucking sweet) But it's not like you don't have that red dot in the middle of your forehead now, so, just lay their like the whore that you are and accept the fate that Calypso has for ya.

Calypso kicks Raven square in the groin and hits..... THE CLAP!!! BY GAWD! BY GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! Pin.

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