"What more do you expect me to say to you, ass breath?

Yer' a virus that grew from Yankee hickville septic waste and by some miracle finally developed a few half working appendages straight from your gaping anal cavity before nearly succumbing to jaundice and infantile AIDS. Now you spend your life in a wheelchair jerking your skinny worm to Gilmour podcasts while drawing a government check. You're just not worth my time sugar, and I'm so bored right now that I was jumping through fucking time portals to appear in bullshit old vignettes just for the fuck it.

I never proclaimed to be the queen of any thing around here, and I frankly give two burrito sized shits how you or anyone else feels about my promos. I win matches. I win titles. I beat Universal Champions. I eat skittles. I watch Nickelodeon. I wet the bed out of spite. I pretty much do, and say what in the fuck I feel like.

In my next promo I'll steal one of yer' lines and make it better. Bye.

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2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

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August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

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