Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
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Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 387
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04-30-2019, 05:51 PM
"G'day cunt."
"Pinning you is going to be too fucking easy cunt."
"If I was you'd I'd roll-up my sleeping bag and go beg for change in the next town over."
"Noah Jackson is here and would like your title, cunt."
"Noah, what are you doing?"
The small schoolgirl asks me while holding a pinecone; her hair pinned back with a brooch, looking at me with sad eyes. Tears dripping off her face, I feel a little sad for a moment.
"Fuck off you little cunt."
I dropkick the kid, knocking her into a coma and then pin whoever the champ is.
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Tommy Wish
Some Nobody
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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Joined: Wed Feb 20 2013
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05-01-2019, 05:23 AM
(04-30-2019, 05:51 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "G'day cunt."
"Pinning you is going to be too fucking easy cunt."
"If I was you'd I'd roll-up my sleeping bag and go beg for change in the next town over."
"Noah Jackson is here and would like your title, cunt."
pin
"Noah, what are you doing?"
The small schoolgirl asks me while holding a pinecone; her hair pinned back with a brooch, looking at me with sad eyes. Tears dripping off her face, I feel a little sad for a moment.
"Fuck off you little cunt."
I dropkick the kid, knocking her into a coma and then pin whoever the champ is.
another sneaky pin attempt
I think thats all of them............. not all of it!
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It was almost 12 hours when Noah pinned Tommy, Tommy simply kicks out of the attempt. But instead of grabing the title and walking away, he grabs Noah and smashes his head into a brick wall a couple of times, until he was unconscious.
"That's what you get for knocking this little in a coma, asshole."
Tommy picks up the belt, and tosses it on Noah's lifeless body.
"Here you go, I need to put over new talent like you anyways. I've had this strap for over a month now. Congrats.... I hope you get harmed by the next person who hunts for this title."
Tommy notices the little girl awaking from her brief coma, and picks her up and she kicks Noah in the head a bit. Tommy smiles, and they both flee the scene for some ice cream.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
The Guy
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Dec 18 2012
Posts: 4,564
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05-01-2019, 06:32 AM
Looks like my man missed one. Shame. Tommy, you had a great run! Here's a coupon for a BOGO at Payless Shoe Source!
Vinnie tosses the coupon to Tommy as he skulks away.
Congrats Noah! You abused a child!
Winner and NEW HeavyMetalweight Champion - Noah Jackson |
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