"And your sure the zombie will go for this?" Brian gagged, obviously repulsed by the brain he is currently carrying. He sees Unknown Soldier currently playing Five Nights at Freddy's 3, currently absorbed with getting past Night 3.

As Brian steps into the room, we see he's followed by a local surgeon. "Yep," he said, also obviously repulsed as well, "We made sure to pick- eugh- the best one to appease that zombie the most. You sure you want to go through with this? You'll basically be giving up your contendership match at Lethal Lottery should this scheme of yours work."

"Yeah, I REALLY don't want to risk my brains being chomped out. Best to just give him a tasty morsel, and hope that he stays down eating down on that brain for three seconds, at least."

"Well, then I leave this scheme in your hands." The surgeon did a bow, backpedaling out of the room, leaving Brian with the brain and Unknown Soldier. All of a sudden, the Springtrap jumpscare played, scaring both Unknown Soldier and Brian out of their wits, Soldier accidentally turning off the PC in the process.

"UUUGH!" the zombie cried, bashing his face against the mantel. All of a sudden, a loud noise can be heard.

Sniff.

Sniff. Sniff.

All of a sudden, Unknown Soldier became active, noticing the brain being housed in Brian's hands.

Soldier is walking precariously towards Brian.... ever slowly.... still walking.... damn, when is he going to get to Brian?

Soldier is finally face to face with Brian, giving him puppy- dog eyes about the brain.

"Oh, uh, uh, here." Brian said, realizing what was going on, pushing the brain towards Soldier. "You take it."

Soldier's eyes light up in pure delight. He takes the brain from Brian, but before he chomps into the control center of the human body... he stops himself.

"Nu- uh." Soldier said, pushing the brain back to Brian, realizing he's eating what Brian should be eating.

"Uh, no, please, you take it. I'm not really hungry," Brian lied, pushing the brain back to Soldier.

"Nu- uh." Soldier repeated, pushing the brain back back to Brian, now angering him.

"TAKE THE DAMNED BRAIN!" Brian said, pushing the brain forcefully towards Soldier. Soldier grunted, then began eating into the brain.

"Eugh," Brian muttered, watching the zombie demolish the brain. As Soldier paced around the room with the morsel, Brian made his move and grabbed the belt when Soldier's back was to him.

"Apologies, Soldier." As soon as Soldier turned around, grunting--

WHAM!

Soldier is down for the count! A nearby referee slides in to make the count as Brian plants his boot on Soldier.



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Unknown Soldier kicks out.

Unknown Soldier: "What a mind fuck that was!"

Soldier grabs Brian Douglas as he attempts to run away and DDT's him onto the concrete ground. He starts knocking over all types of laboratory specimens up on the wall. Running around ON the actual wall itself doing this with tremendous speed like he were the road runner avoiding the coyote. These specimens of brains kept in large glass water jars spill on the ground and cover the ground and Brain Douglas. He's buried in brains! Probably the worst place to be during the zombie apocalypse.