8 A.M. XWF 24/7 Headquarters
Men's Restroom

Like clockwork, XWF Xtreme Champion Alias is seated comfortably within the safety of the confines of a bathroom stall. Clearly doing the only S he recognizes in the typical morning ritual all is well in the world.

Unexpectantly the lights flicker and go out causing our Champion to worry and pinch it short, the blackout is only momentarily and the lights soon come back. He sighs in relief and continues his morning constitution.



THEN FROM NO WHERE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING TEARS THROUGH THE BATHROOM AND THE STALL DOOR VIOLENT SHAKES BEFORE RIPPED FROM THE HINGES AND STANDING BEFORE ALIAS IS ULTIMATE ATTY!

With no word or warning she big boots him right off the shitter and turns to the camera man behind her.

"Bare Witness Borden, the Spirit of Ultimate Atty can't be contained. It runs through even the most Xtreme case of constipation brought forth by years of chugging down Americamania processed Cheeses!

Clinch that butthole tight Borden! Trade vitamins and prayers for fiber and kegels. I'm Coming Borden! These people are tired of the crap, they know you're full of shit. These hands will be responsible for decimating the Hemorrhoidal dam you have built over the years! The twin rivers of Diarrhea and Defeat will be unleashed and a raging river of feces and blood will wash away your treasured history!

I AM INEVITABLE! I AM ETERNAL. THE SPIRIT OF ULTIMATE OF ATTY RUNS FOREVER!!!!

Ultimate Atty gives Alias an Ultimate Boner that swells him to his feet, his engorged member kicking him out of little dick land and giving him the juice he needs for The Ultimate Challenge.