(11-06-2016, 09:51 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Thank you for the question, Vince.

First let me state that each and every member of the XWF roster is a valued and integral piece of a very complex puzzle. Each piece of that puzzle locks in a particular place. Some pieces, for instance, Trax and Doctor D'Ville are near the top. Others, like Ghost Tank are at or near the bottom. But without even one piece, the puzzle is incomplete. If you try to jumble the pieces and place a bottom piece at the top, it just doesn't fit. For instance, Scully.

If you vote for me, this puzzle will be put together with the right pieces in the right places henceforth, creating a masterpiece. A work of art. And the picture will become very clear.

(11-06-2016, 05:50 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Donald Trump has no idea what he's doing. He has no idea what he's even running for. He's so sure he's losing in two days to Hillary Clinton, that he's gone and thrown his name on the ballot for Championship President, again, a position that does not exist.

Quote:Wrong.

Let me just start by saying that me and my supporters know exactly what we're running for and we will not stop, we will not falter, until we've reached our goal.

Quote:Paul Heyman is trying to twist my words, and to be perfectly honest he's failing big league like he does at everything else. Everybody sees through the act by now, Paul. The XWF fans aren't buying it, just like the fans weren't buying it 16 years ago when you failed with ECW, and my friend Vince McMahon had to bail you out. You remember that, Paul?

Quote:But wait, wait. It didn't stop there, did it Paul? Because after Vince cleaned up your mess you decided to then thank him by starting another war. You're like the George W Bush of wrestling. Oh and for the record; I was against both the Iraqi War and the WWF Invasion, big league. Yeah, so you decided that one failed Monday Night war wasn't enough so you put together the most low energy group of superstars that the world of professional wrestling had ever seen. I mean, they're saying that the WCW/ECW Alliance was practically the bargain bin of the Attitude Era. Not even the WWF guys who deflected could fix your mistakes. And how long did that little "invasion" of yours last before Vince crushed you like the rodent that you are? It was less than a year if my memory serves me right. Yeah, Paul. That was a very low energy move, and everyone will agree.

Quote:You were then fired on Monday Night Raw a couple of days after throwing your little temper tantrum in the ring when you realized just days before the Survivor Series that you were in way over you head. You and Hillary really need to work on your temperaments. You said some very mean things to Vince in that little "pipe bomb," promo you did, and look at what it got you. Vince made you his personal bitch twice in one year, and then had you thrown out of the building.

And you would think that would be the end of it, but no. Paul thought it would be a genius move to bring back his failure sometime in 2006. Once again he failed and was fired for his inability to run a show.

Quote:This is a man who has a history of failures in the wrestling business.

Those are the facts, people.

Paul Heyman is not fit to be the "Championship Commissioner." He's not even fit to be a hall monitor, he would probably be the first failure in history to lose money doing that job.

Quote:We're going to do something that you weren't capable of, Paul.

First, we're going to march right through you, just like Vince and Bischoff did. But that won't be the end of it because after we take the title of commissioner, we're going to continue marching and take the rest of the pie from Vincent Lane because he is the worst owner that we've ever had.

Meanwhile Little Heyman is going to be my little commissioner bitch.

Quote:Why would you be in Georgia this close to the election?

Quote: It's not how you fail, and you should know it better than anyone. It's how you dust yourself off and rise from the ashes knowing what not to do in the future.

(11-06-2016, 02:33 PM)Hunter Payne Said: Well, we're all fucked...

Are there any third party candidates out there that aren't money-hungry demon-spawns like these two?

Quote:I'm glad you asked, Little Heyman. The truth is that I'm just a very high energy candidate. I'm constantly making my rounds, meeting with my supporters and staff all over the country, including the ones here in Georgia. I imagine that it's hard for you to understand how easy it is for a man as wealthy and successful as myself to go wherever he wants, whenever he pleases. You probably still carpool with Tommy Dreamer or whoever's left on the alumni who hasn't died from an overdose yet. You must have thought that fleeing to Georgia would be your safest bet to hide from me and avoid the verbal beat down that I'm prepared to give you.

Quote:The WWF Invasion was warmongering, albeit a very weak, low energy attempt at starting a war. I can see why you would be confused because it really was the most pathetic attempt of an invasion that humanity has ever witnessed. Unfortunately for you Little Heyman you can't delete a year of failure in history like Hillary did with her e-mails. We all remember it. You banded the biggest group of failures together under the WCW/ECW Alliance name and tried to launch an attack on Vince McMahon's WWF. Vince then put an end to that by disposing of you and the rest of your bargain bin alliance. You've failed as a leader at every turn, plain and simple.

Quote:You couldn't get it done with ECW. The Network hated you because your TV show was vulgar, boring, and drew awful ratings. Your company was all risk with no reward. Just ask your former employees who did the smart thing by walking out on the armpit of the industry and joining a more professional, competitive environment.

You couldn't get the job done during the Invasion. Those people who you had already let down still looked to you as their beacon of hope. Instead you helped lead them directly into the slaughter because they weren't equipped to take on Vince McMahon. You were then fired and rightfully so, for being a failure. And your excuse is "I was just an employee." Yeah, folks, get ready to hear a lot of that if you make this puppet your commissioner.

Quote:Do you people want someone who's "just an employee" or someone who's going to take command and fix all of the problems that we are facing? I can tell you this, I will not under any circumstances be "just an employee." We will take back our country AND our wrestling company, and make both of them great again.

Quote:I've never failed, Little Heyman. Every move that I make is strategic, has a purpose and leads me onto bigger and better things. Can't you see that or are you blind? Blinded by your failures and "dust" that you can't seem to shake off completely. What you perceive as failure in your tiny world is a big-league chess move in my very big world. Again, there's a reason why you are at the bottom campaigning to be commissioner, while I'm aiming for bigger things on both the political and business front.

Quote:Like I said, Little Heyman, you are dreadful leader, but I feel like under my leadership I could train you well. I hope I didn't upset you with what I said when I compared your set of skills to a hall monitor. Maybe I exaggerated just a little bit on that one. However, I was being genuine when I said that I could use a Commissioner to overlook the ring crew. You would be perfect for that role, Little Heyman.

However, you running the TV show in any capacity is out of the question. No one wants to see that. It's been done time and time again, and you've failed to produce anything worthy of air time.

Quote:If ECW was so great, then why were the TV ratings so low during the peak period of professional wrestling? Why did your performers leave the moment that Vince and Eric came knocking at their doors? Because you're a horrible businessman and you're not the genius that everyone thought you were. Vince even gave you a second chance to put a show together that was respectable and you failed at that because you couldn't let go of the past and accept the fact that your vision was lame and outdated. The XWF needs TV ratings and it needs its competitors to stick around. The last thing we need is some fat, bald headed going in and costing us our TV deals and running off our top draws.

Quote:You want to give us the same old Vincent Lane TV show, except more stupid and low energy. You'd be nothing more than Lane's secretary, passing on whatever orders he barks down to you and claiming them as your own.

I will give the people something better.

I got one last question fer yer paunchy jew ass, Paulie.

How in the fuck is anyone supposed to feel safe when we got freaks like Chimpo, who looks awful Kenyan to me, is runnin' around free and clear on account of weak-ass liberal immigration policies?

How's my family gonna sleep at night knowin' there's kiddie touchers like Thaddeus Duke walkin' around out there, and they cain't defend themselves from his pedophilia because y'all done took their guns?

How am I gonna pay the proper respects to the men... and women, I guess... who serve this great nation when I can't toss a beer can onto a football field without hittin' some kneelin' tryin' to get some attention?

Follow up question for after tomorrow: How's Trump's dick taste?















































Pussy.

(11-07-2016, 04:56 PM)Hillary Clinton Said: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.


Sup niggas! Hill-dawg in this bitch now, nah meeeeeen?

(11-07-2016, 03:25 PM)Nate Higgers Said: I got one last question fer yer paunchy jew ass, Paulie.

How in the fuck is anyone supposed to feel safe when we got freaks like Chimpo, who looks awful Kenyan to me, is runnin' around free and clear on account of weak-ass liberal immigration policies?

How's my family gonna sleep at night knowin' there's kiddie touchers like Thaddeus Duke walkin' around out there, and they cain't defend themselves from his pedophilia because y'all done took their guns?

How am I gonna pay the proper respects to the men... and women, I guess... who serve this great nation when I can't toss a beer can onto a football field without hittin' some kneelin' tryin' to get some attention?

Follow up question for after tomorrow: How's Trump's dick taste?






















Pussy.

Quote:You do realize that Invasion was a work, right? And not a shoot? No one bought into that terrible Invasion, because by then WCW and ECW were both out of business. It was never my idea. It was never a real Invasion. Had it been a real Invasion, I highly doubt Vincent Kennedy McMahon would have placed WCW and ECW stars in his main events against his WWF stars.