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**01-18-2014, 10:16 AM**

Our scene opens up outside of the home of Ric Flair. We see Ric dressed like a million dollars as usual and he is standing beside one of the many expensive rides in his collection. You can see the wind blowing as usual for this chilly weather in Charlotte. A beautiful day but this cold is unbearable. Flair adjusts his $10,000 Rolex watch before acknowledging the camera

The Nature Boy...WOOOOO!!! is back again. You see I am a high priced commodity. When you have twenty women just dying for you to go WOOOOOO!!!!! you know you are truly God. So I was asked to graciously make my presence on Warfare this week and because of the nice guy that I am, I accepted the task at hand and what does management put me in, a tag match against two guys who couldn't lace up my boots, let me tell you brother. Not only that but who is my partner, the one and only John Cena. This makes for a very interesting evening.

Camera man, I want you to take a look at the shoes I am wearing *Camera zooms down on Ric's shoes before going back up to his face* You see that Hank Lane, they are five hundred dollar ostrich skinned shoes made only for the Nature Boy. These shoes cost more than your entire wardrobe pal. I wear these because I am who I am. I am custom made from head to toe while it looks like you just came out of some back ally digging for a meal. You may have some experience in the ring than most of these young punks but brother, the time you have spent in the ring does not match up to par against me. I was stealing girls away from punks like you who thought they could hang with the man. So tell any girl you may have around your arm not to come to the event because after I am done taking you to school...I will let her ride Space Mountain one time.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimillasher, you have been on a recent streak as of late but you are just like all the others that have come and gone. One minute you are winning big matches then the next, you are sitting behind the barricade and watching guys like me show you how its done. You should thank your lucky stars management decided to put you in the ring with God. Consider this match wrestling school one o one because you will understand why they call me the greatest living wrestler of all time. No opponents you have faced can match up to the Nature Boy pal.

My loss last week to Morbid was nothing more than being at the wrong place at the wrong time, this week things are different. You see Cena, we have the chance of a lifetime to show these guys and the rest of the locker-room, how to tcbb, take care of business brother. Dimillasher and Hank, get ready for the match of your lives cause you are not just taking on John Cena but you have to deal with the limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheelin' dealin...son of a gun. The man who kisses the girls and makes them cry...WOOOOO!!!!!!!...Ric Flair

Flair holds up four fingers at the camera and does a fancy twirl, showing off his custom made Armani suit. He gives off one final "WOO"...before walking off from camera view

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