01-07-2014, 12:35 PM
January 07th, 2014: Monday -1PM
Brrrrrr!!!!! It is a good twenty three degrees here in Charlotte, North Carolina. The sun is shining brightly down upon the locals but the chill feels like you are living in Antarctica. The town is in up-roar over their Carolina Panthers playing in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs against the San Francisco 49ers. The local bars are starting to break out the specials and hopefully bring in the crowds this Sunday. HOWEVER! in other big Charlotte news, local legend and wrestling hero, Ric Flair has signed a exclusive deal with XWF. With these two breaking developments in Carolina sports, Charlotte is becoming the place to be.
Further down the road, we arrive at Rick Hendrick Chevorlet. We see the lot just covered in the 2013 models of Tahoes, Silverados, Cargo Vans and other model cars and trucks. Various amount of colors make it a sight to behold. A long black stretch limousine pulls up near the entrance and the driver gets out. He walks to the passenger door near the back of the vehicle and pulls the door open to reveal, the Nature Boy himself...Ric Flair. Ric is dressed from head to toe in only the finest clothes made fit for a 16x World Heavyweight Champion. He pats the driver on the shoulder and slowly walks inside the building.
He walks inside the building and we see the show room floor full of the latest 2014 models like the new Chevorlet Corvette Stingray and the Chevorlet Cruze. You see a few people crunching over the numbers with the greedy salesmen and women that are trying to make the most they can from you. Flair walks over to the Stingray and begins eye-ing it like a kid in a candy store. A young salesman walks over, not knowing who the man is because his back is turned to the salesman, he casually starts up a conversation...
I see you like the new Stingray sir, however it does come with a hefty price tag that most people can not afford sadly. Would you like me to show you some of our older models?
With-out a hesitation, Flair starts to turn it "on" so to speak
Most people can not afford? Sonny, don't you know who I am? ..*Flair turns around surprising the salesman*...I am the Nature Boy ...WOOOOO!...RIC FLAIR! ...and I can afford anything.
Oh my...I ..*The salesman drops to his knees and begins to bow*
Come on kid, get up. I am going to make your day, I want to buy the new Stingray. Why don't you tell me all about the features this fine automobile can do and if it can keep up with my lifestyle?
Follow me, Mr. Flair..
The salesman gets back to his feet and motions for Flair to follow him. They begin walking back to his office and along the way you can hear a shattering amount of "WOOOO!!!!" from the workers and the customers in the building. Ric just nods his head and smiles as he gets this reaction every single time is out in the public. They enter into a small office as the salesman shuts the door. Ric has a seat and the salesman quickly sits behind his desk, just taking in this momentous occasion.
Let me ask you Ric, I grew up watching you in WCW and always wondered one thing and that is why on earth did you have guys like Paul Roma and Steve "Mongo" McMichael in the Four Horsemen? I mean out of all the guys that was in the group, they just seemed like they did not fit.
*Ric chuckles to himself*..Paul, I don't know. I think creative was high that day or something, I had no control over that and for Mongo, he fit as a horseman brother let me tell you. Superbowl champion for the Chicago Bears, you ever partied with a Superbowl champ? I think not. But I am not hear to talk about that, tell me about this Stingray.
*The salesman begins furiously typing away on the computer beside him*...Well Ric, the new two thousand fort-teen Stingray comes equipped with four hundred and sixty macs of horsepower. Four hundred and sixty five pounds foot of torque. You can go zero to sixty in only three point eight seconds and you get twenty nine miles to the gallon. All equipped with AM and FM radio, a CD player and a port to hook up to your musical device like a Ipod. A port to charge your cell phone and heated seats for these cold days we are having...
Sounds good kid, so you would say it is definitely equipped for my lifestyle?
More than enough Nature Boy. Not to get into your personal affairs or anything but why the new car? I know someone as you has to have some of the finest automobiles money can buy.
Well I just recently signed a deal with this company called XWF and I will be making my appearance this Monday night. So I want to arrive in style
X...W....F? ..You have actually joined up with them now? They are like the best wrestling organization out there, this is awesome. Well Ric, I guess this is the part of the conversation where we discuss price.
Whoa hold on now sonny. Price is not a issue with me, let me just write you a check, you hand me the keys and I drive that bad boy right off the show room floor.
Ric reaches into his pocket and pulls out his check-book. He grabs the pen out of the Garfield cup that is on the desk and begins writing away. He rips the check out of the book and hands it to the salesman. He looks on with a huge smile and graciously hands over the keys to Ric. They exit the office and begin walking back to the show room floor. Most of the customers have already left and we see the salesmen and women just standing around shooting the breeze.
The salesman opens up the huge double doors to the outside as Ric enters into his brand new 2014 Stingray. He turns on the engine and begins to rev it up...He rolls down the window and sticks his head out to say
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
We hear all the workers in the building let out a collective "WOOOO" in turn. Ric begins backing out of the building in his new Stingray. He makes it safely outside the building in his car and speeds off. The limo he came in, follows off behind him as our scene comes to a close shortly there after
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