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Morbid Angel · (01-07-2014)

The scene opens to Morbid Angel’s sitting room. The fire was roaring across the room and everything was neat and clean. Xerces stands next to Morbid Angel’s big leather sitting chair. He is holding a silver platter with a carafe of Iced tea and a glass.

Morbid walks into the room and pours a glass of tea. Xerces struggles with holding the platter as Morbid replaces everything and takes a seat.

Morbid-”He is a good kid here. He wanted to hold my beverage and clean the house. Its like a game to him…I don’t know what’s up with these kids these days! Its just crazy”

Morbid places the glass on the trey and starts to speak

Morbid-”So you don’t want to be my friend…but my BROTHER?! I am so excited! I’ve never had a brother before! I mean I always wanted one and considering that you would have been near 20 when I was born makes you old enough to be my father! That is truly amazing for a 65 year old! I have this warm feeling inside! I think this is what I’ve been missing for years! The warming embrace of a loving sibling who wants to watch over me and making sure I pray and take my vitamins…I could not have asked for more!

OK lets cut the shit her Hogan! This is how shit goes down with Morbid Angel! I tell you what to do and you do it…you know why? Because I am…well…Bigger than you! I am the XWF bully! I make lesser people shit their pants! How’s that? You are very much lesser than me! So stop shitting your pants! And I am not judging you at all…its just an observation considering that you always want to stay in the safe studio and won’t go outside unless you are guarded by cameras! I watched the show and it is amazing how the media can ruin a life so quickly. You were once a god turned to commercialized joke! ALL I WANTED WAS FRIENDSHIP! We could have been the best tag team around! We could have been known as MORBID HULK! The Dust Brothers!!!! You like that? Dust brothers because we are so old?……….no?….well fuck you! I AM MORBID FUCKING ANGEL AND I HAVE NEVER LOST A FIGHT HERE IN THE XWF! UNDEFEATED! NEVER EVEN SO MUCH AS GOT A BRUISE!
I know what you are thinking…you watched me get hurt but that was all lies brought forth by the ever so clever Mr. Radio who by the way is actually an idiot! He thought he was something and really turned out too be one of those times when you are with someone and they just happen to break all your shit….not with someone like sexually….like just hanging around the house watching TV and you have all these really cool artifacts that you collected most of your adult life and they want to play with them all and see how they work then accidentally break the firing pin on your rare 44 magnum super Comanche that no one can fix because they stopped making parts for it after Magnum PI!!!! That’s what I am talking about! NEVER DRY FIRE A MANS FUCKING WEPON! In fact don’t touch anything in my goddamn house! Just sit there and act awkward! No touching necessary! Don’t even try.

Anyway…I forgive you and what you’ve said and done and I am willing to give you another chance at friendship! I really want us to be friends…after all we are almost the same person except you are bald….and kind of lame…but that’s OK…we’ll get you some tattoos and maybe some real steroids…and not that shit you get at the GNC! that’s fake…I have a guy…I call him Mr. Juice! I get a discount….”

Xerces stands beside Morbid Angel still holding the trey for his gallon of Ice Tea….after all this time the trey gets heavy

Xerces-”Dad I can’t hold this anymore!”

Morbid doesn’t even look over

Morbid-”Shut your fucking MOUTH! That will build muscles…”

Sayers looks at Morbid

Sayers-”you shouldn’t cuss at the boy. I can be considered abuse”

Morbid rolls his eyes

Morbid-”OK…I recant that last statement. Son….Please shut your mouth because Daddy is trying to talk some mad shit!”

Sayers looks again shocked that Morbid didn’t gather that the words were an issue.

Morbid-”What? I didn’t do anything….don’t give me that look.”

Sayers-”What look…I’m just sitting here”

Morbid-”I can feel your look! And I don’t like it!”

The trey falls over and the contents spills all over the floor! Morbid looks over to see Xerces trying to hide behind the trey as much as he can! Morbid stands up and looks at the camera and places his had on Xerces back and acts like he is reading a script.

Morbid-”Do Not Worry son of mine. I am not upset with you, not at all. Please forgive me for not giving the weight of the trey any consideration. This was my fault. Please son, can you get me a towel before the liquid soaks into daddy’s oak floors and makes him upset…for the first time ever…..ever.”

Xerces scurries from the room kind of weepy. Sayers knows Morbid is a bastard and all that was for show.
Morbid takes a seat again

Morbid-”Father of the year award can come right to me! Right here!”

Sayers-” it’s the 8th of January…so the year is long”

Morbid-”Don’t fuck with me Sayers…I’ll fuck you up and tell Shane you slipped on my fucking tea! And he’ll believe me!”

Sayers-”Why would he believe that?”

Morbid-”BECAUSE I AM MORBID FUCKING ANGEL! So suck my fucking dick!………..wait….I didn’t mea……………”

The scene fades to a blood red!

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