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Morbid Angel · **01-01-2014, 10:24 PM**

Morbid is seen at the gym working out for his upcoming matches here at the XWF. Morbid who is known for his Steroid use and ability to lift large amounts of weight and to man handle even the biggest of men. The 6’9, 450lb muscle bound bulldozer is near unstoppable! Now having to face another old man what goes by the name Hulk Hogan!

Morbid-“Hulk Hogan! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the likes of you around…never had the pleasure of facing you in your more primed days…but what can you expect…you were off getting divorced and I was temporarily sidetracked with a fat contract that pays shit tons! That’s what I always saw…now I know what you are thinking…I don’t know this Morbid Angel character. Nor have I ever heard of him. Well good sir if you think really hard you will remember me. I am the omega! The triumphant, victory enshrouded pater familias!...say that three times fast! But don’t worry! I will carry you up to the top with me for this fight…you will see a good many things and feel glory on your face…then you’ll lose and you’ll see that victory is beyond you when one is cursed with battling the Great Morbid Angel!”

Morbid Angel racks 500pounds on the bar and looks around. Another weight lifter walks over

Gym Guy-“Hey Bro, need a spot?”

Morbid looks around and shakes his head

Morbid-“No. These are warm up weights…”

Gym Guy-“But that’s a lot of weight dude. What if you can’t push it?”

Morbid-“Trust me…I can push it….just stand back and watch the show.”

Morbid lays on the bench and presses the bar 4 times to his chest then racks it…Morbid stands up with his muscles swelling before their very eyes.
Morbid looks at the man and flexes his right arm with veins bulging…the goddamn thing was massive!

Morbid-“That’s how we lift weights in Germany! Now time for more.”

Morbid turns from the awed man and throws on another 300. Now it is near a half-ton…even the juiced Morbid Angel cannot possibly lift all that weight. Morbid lays down and pumps out another 5 reps and sets the bar back and sits up…

Morbid-“enjoying the show?”

Gym Guy-“dude what are you on?”

Morbid-“What? This shit can’t be natural? I worked very hard on these massive pectorials! Look at them!!!”

Morbid walks out of the gym and heads to the showers where he goes when he needs…a boost!

Morbid goes into a private changing booth and pulls out a needle preloaded with juice and injects a large dose into his thigh! Most know that steroid use can be deadly if used the wrong way. The common misconception with the drug is that it caused rages and heart attacks. Truth is that it is a testosterone. Testosterone is what makes muscles! Steroids are super test! The more you take the bigger you’ll get. Another misconception is a shrinking penis and testicles. Yes in some cases the testicles will shrink when coming off steroids because the body makes test in the testicles and if it’s not needed to make test they stop producing.

The penis is a muscle…which means if one does steroids the member will also get bigger.

Heart attacks happen. The heart is a muscle that is attacked by the drug but most who use to get bigger don’t do the smart thing and work the heart to keep it in good order. A lot of cardio will keep the heart from hardening up and causing a deadly heart attack. A lot of people are quick to judge with little knowledge of this drug.

Morbid looks at the camera

Morbid-“ Hogan, don’t lie to me and say you’ll never do these drugs and that you are above me…don’t insult my intelligence! I am tired of people lying to me then trashing me like their fans don’t already know what you are doing in your house…I bet you even have a pill problem…hell 50% of the XWF has a pill issue…I ironically do not have a pill problem…which doesn’t make any sense….I’ll stick myself twice a day but I won’t even take aleve when I have pain…it's just fucking weird… anyway…just admit to me at the very least that you juice and we can be friends for just a little while more….lie to me and I will be forced to come at you with everything…even the kitchen sink!

Well Hogan I have some squats to do! You should come to the gym with me some time and I’ll show you how to really build muscles! Wait…does that mean I want us to be friends? That sounded like a friendship request….is it because we are both so old that we need a boost? Or does it simply mean I want to embarrass you publically in the gym with the cameras rolling? You decide!”

The Scene fades to a blood red!

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