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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-30-2013, 10:38 AM**

"Hello." Frodo answers his phone with a shaking voice, it was his mother on the other line. She never calls him, not since he started taking drugs.

"WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU BEING A MALE PROSTITUTE? YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MEN NOW? IS THAT IT? WANNA MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY? NO GRANDCHILDREN FOR ME! MY SON LIKES TO SLEEP WITH DIRTY OLD MEN FOR MONEY!"

"First of all mom, I'm not a gay male prostitute. I'm a wrestler. Second of all, I only did that once. Third of all, I have a child, his name is Joseph-Gordon, after the actor that no one likes. Also, I sleep with dirty old men for fun."

"Oh, well excuse me for not caring about your dirty old men love. Enjoy your AIDs, and Shemale Porn." Click. The line goes dead.

"Why does everyone bring up my Shemale porn?"

"Cause I've seen your internet history, and you have a mad love for Amy Daly." Crack chimed in before popping a molly.

Mr. XWF · (01-03-2014)

Awwwwww shit AND THE PEOPLES COCK MEANS AWWWWWWWWW SHIT LIKE THE TYPE OF SHIT THAT WOULD FALL OUT OF ELI JAMES' FAT ASS! NOT NO WIMPY SHIT LIKE WHAT UNKNOWN SOLDIER WOULD PRODUCE! Dr. X-tremity sees somebody he can get down with and by down you can bet your top, middle and bottom dollar that he means that olllll' Rock-a-lock Bottom! YO BIZZITCH YOU'Z ABOUT TO GET THAT OL' ROCK BUH-BUH-BUH-BOTTOM UP IN THIS BITCH! AND IT'S BECAUSE............... IT'S BECAUSE........... IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YA!

Now CAN you SUCK that................ NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Morbid Angel · (12-31-2013)

what the fuck?

Mr. XWF · (01-02-2014)

Don't make me lube up the helmet. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT SHIT AND BY SHIT I MEAN WHAT WILL NEVER STOP FALLING OUT OF YOUR WIND TUNNEL ANUS BY THE TIME I'M THROUGH!

Morbid Angel · **12-31-2013, 01:46 PM**

you lost me there. you want to stick your helmet in my ass? I don't believe it will fit...

ZakMisery · **12-31-2013, 02:27 PM**

He'll make it fit. He did it to some poor cameraman/narrator.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-31-2013, 02:30 PM**

Poor? I say lucky. I wish I was that lucky on Christmas. Maybe someone will be kind enough to grant my wish.

ZakMisery · **12-31-2013, 02:34 PM**

Good luck, Frodo. Make sure your lubed up cuz he won't do it for you. He didn't do it for the camera man.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (12-31-2013)

I'm always lubed up. I lube up whenever I pop something, just in case the night takes me there. Frodo winks at Zak with a grin.

ZakMisery · **12-31-2013, 02:50 PM**

Zak just smiles and shakes his head, Good to know your always preped. Would suck if you ended up on the bad side of town.

Mr. XWF · (01-02-2014)

Somebody's gonna get they ass raped

Somebody's gonna get they nuts jacked

Somebody's gonna get they hole stuffed

Somebody's gonna get they dick whacked

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-02-2014, 05:34 PM**

Frodo pops a few Percocets before jumping up and down excitedly.

Is it me? Please tell me it's me!

Caliban · **01-02-2014, 05:45 PM**

Caliban who is watching this bat shit weirdness lights a joint and bursts out laughing

What the hell are you guys doing? It looks like a bukakke that the girl never turned up to in here

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-02-2014, 05:50 PM**

I'm the girl gonna get bukkaked. Wanna join, and pass the joint?

Caliban · **01-02-2014, 05:51 PM**

Brotha from the looks of you, your lips are like a toilet seat at the free clinic so Im gunna refrain from passing this sorry, yer ma must be so proud of you

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-02-2014, 05:54 PM**

First time we spoke in like 4 years was a few minutes ago. She only called because she thought I was a gay prostitute now. She wanted to tell me how disappointed she was in me.

Caliban · **01-02-2014, 05:58 PM**

Well that's depressing

he tosses the dwarf another pre rolled joint as he walks out

Hey, make sure you enjoy yourself as much as these guys little man

And he closes the door and bursts out laughing walking away from Gay thursdays in the PWX locker room as fast as he can

Mr. XWF · **01-02-2014, 06:09 PM**

Mr. XWF explodes semen all over the floor while shaking uncontrollably. Looks like he's been in the corner masturbating with a piece of raw steak this entire time.

OOOOOOHHHHHH uh uh uh oh oh oh uhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... fuck.

Mr. XWF slips and falls in it and the steak goes flying!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-02-2014, 06:27 PM**

Hey, uh. You gone eat that steak?

Frodo lit the joint, and picked up the steak.

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