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RoboWrestler1 · (12-26-2013)

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RoboWrestler1 kicks the doors to the XWF locker room open and has a closed fist ready to push through somebody's face. The first person RoboWrestler1 sees is Scott Charlotte. A short battle commences.
RoboWrestler1 punches his fist through Scott's face
The fist breaks through the back of Scott's head
Scott just dangles from RoboWrestler1's arm
RoboWrestler1 continues stalking the area and comes across Sebastian Duke. RoboWrestler1 pulls a weapon from his own back and approaches Sebastian Duke with it. It's a modified 9999 round fully automatic FN Mag Logjammer x95 Special with custom flame thrower and grenade launcher built in. RoboWrestler1 walks up to Sebastian Duke and stabs him in the heart with a stake, knowing his firepower would have been useless against the dark lord. Duke withers away and turns into a puddle of bubbling sewage.

RoboWrestler1: Who, is, next.

His voice is completely flat, very overly robotic, and has a tin can echo to it. He does a 45 degree turn and begins walking directly to a doorway that voices are coming from. RoboWrestler1 marches right in on Peter Gilmour.

RoboWrestler1: You, are, not, allowed.

RoboWrestler1 fires his modified 9999 round fully automatic FN Mag Logjammer x95 Special with custom flame thrower and grenade launcher built in. Bullets enter Peter Gilmour's head, his entire body is engulfed in flame and a grenade implodes his chest before exploding him into 500,000 pieces!

RoboWrestler1: Banned, from, locker, room.

RoboWrestler1 does a 90 degree turn and starts heading over to a set of stand alone lockers to look behind them and sure enough a man is hiding, quivering in fear. It's Tony Santos and he just had somewhere between 50 and 500 bullets put into his body in no time at all. RoboWrestler1's weapon fires bullets so fast that they don't even make individual sounds but are more of a constant hum. RoboWrestler1's head does a complete 180 in a split second and his elbows reverse themselves so his arms can take aim at Mr. Supernova who was coming after him from behind.

RoboWrestler1: I, do, not, have, blood, for, you, to, suck, bitch.

With every word came a pull of the trigger and Mr. Supernova is officially a piece of swiss cheese. Unknown Soldier drops down from the ceiling and swats RoboWrestler1's modified 9999 round fully automatic FN Mag Logjammer x95 Special with custom flame thrower and grenade launcher built in away from him! Unknown Soldier leaps at RoboWrestler1 but RoboWrestler1's leg bends straight up in front him him to catch the incoming attacker in the jaw, pushing his robotic foot up through Unknown Soldier's skull and ending up with a new anklet.

RoboWrestler1: Must, kill, all.

RoboWrestler1 kicks a hole in the wall and steps through, interrupting a drug deal between Hunter Payne and Shane

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RoboWrestler1: I, knew, it.

RoboWrestler1's fists both shoot off of his arms and knock out Hunter Payne and Shane

by flying through their faces and leaving them dead. RoboWrestler1's fists return to his arms and he spots Theo Pryce peeking around the doorway.

RoboWrestler1: Come, in, do, not, be, shy.

RoboWrestler1's eye emits a powerful blast of orange and yellow light that burns a hole through the part of the wall that was concealing Theo Pryce but it also burned a hole through Theo in the process. The top part of Theo's body with his arms and head instantly drop down a couple feet to meet the remaining part of his lower torso. Mr. Radio comes running out from behind Theo and tries to surprise RoboWrestler1, but instead Mr. Radio gets caught in a spinning piledriver before he was even within arm's reach. Paul Heyman hears the commotion and storms into the room demanding an explanation. RoboWrestler1's body rotates 45 degrees to face Paul Heyman and he begins taking steps toward him. Paul backs up as RoboWrestler1's hands turn into saw blades and he keeps walking. Paul is backed into a corner where RoboWrestler1 simply walks into him and shreds him into a pulled pork pile.

RoboWrestler1: Dinner, is, served.

RoboWrestler1's head slowly turns a full 360 to scan the area and listen for signs of more people. He detects nothing so his feet transform into drills and he starts to descend to the floor beneath him. He ends up in the basement and sees Andrew Morrison and Frodo Smackins fighting over a tiny piece of mouse meat so RoboWrestler1 solves their argument for them when he opens his mouth and his tongue fires out like a razor sharp boomerang, cutting Frodo and Andrew's heads off before returning to RoboWrestler1's mouth.

RoboWrestler1: Tastes, like, chicken. Ha, ha, ha.

RoboWrestler1 uses his x-ray vision and heat sensory to detect Dean McGovern behind a hidden door, molesting Liz Hathaway. RoboWrestler1 deploys a small group of RoboWasps by opening his mouth. They easily seek out Dean McGovern and Liz Hathaway, stinging them both repeatedly until they begin melting into a mash of meaty malnutrition.

RoboWrestler1: Mmm, mmm, good. Not.

RoboWrestler1 displays his sense of humor before reaching his arm out and catching an incoming Egyptian Snow Pharaoh by the throat. RoboWrestler1's head turns to look at her head which is already detached from her body. His hand was around her throat and literally tightened so tight that nothing could remain between his fingers and palm, allowing her body to just drop while her head remains bobbing on RoboWrestler1's fist. He whips the head across the basement and catches Eli James IV in the chest with it. The head explodes into pieces from the impact and Eli is sent through the wall with much of the ceiling caving in on him to crush him alive.

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Rodan Westchesterson awakes from his nap in his favorite recliner. His wife heard his startled sounding cry and comes rushing into the room to check on him. It takes her some time due to having to maneuver the walker around; she's nowhere near as quick as she was when she was a spring chicken. She can hear Rodan panting as she calls out to him with "are you ok" and tells him she'll be right there when his response is to call out her name in fear.

Mrs. Westchesterson walks into the den to find her husband face down on the floor. She tries to reach down with one hand while maintaining balance with her walker but her husband's weight is too much and it brings her down with him. The 90+ year old couple lay in each others arms, both unable to get up in their fragile states. "Call Ethel" are the only words Rodan can muster the strength to force out as his wife crushes his hopes by informing him that Ethel took the dog to the park which is a good distance away and won't be back anytime soon.

Rodan tries to speak but his words have to be forced out in a whisper as he has more and more trouble breathing. His oxygen tank has fallen over and the hoses are out of reach. He starts to try and tell his wife about the most riveting dream he had. She smiles and listens, trying to concentrate on his story instead of on their pain. He goes ahead and tells her an entire story about becoming a superior, robotic life form and slaughtering men and women alike. He didn't know why he was in the setting of a wrestling company in his dream but he knew he felt more alive in that dream than he's felt in 50 years.

Ethel, their daughter, is mugged at the park and their dog stolen. Ethel is rushed to a hospital but dies on the ride there from loss of blood after being stabbed when she tried to fight back against the attackers. Nobody ever makes it home to check on the Westchestersons.

The last living memory of Rodan Westchesterson was the realization that his wife, still smiling and listening to his story, had already passed away and grown cold in his arms. That sudden, heart stopping revelation was all it took to end his pain. He never knew that her dying wish was for her husband to be happy again. As a robotic killing machine.

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-26-2013)

peter's fat regenerates like Majin Buu and goes back into his body. He walks up to RoboCrap and taps him on the shoulder. RoboWrestler turns around and BAM.. DEATHSTRIKE! RoboWrestler's neck comes down at a very bad angle and we hear it snap into a million pieces. Peter then does his best GOKU impression and does a DRAGON FIST punch into Robowrestler's gut and pulls out his heart or power supply in this case. He then stomps on it. Peter looks down on the fallen robot..

Peter: ASTA LA VISTA.. BITCH!

Peter flashes a wicked smile before walking off

RoboWrestler1 · (12-28-2013)

Since RoboWrestler1 hasn't been completed yet, he cannot comment on Peter Gilmour's delusion.

Arrangements are being made for Mr. and Mrs. Westchesterson's funeral as well as their daughter, Ethel. Any reports of a maniacal robotic killing machine being sighted on XWF property are to be taken as a hoax at this time. Please do not interact with anyone who appears to have metal body parts.

RoboWrestler1 · (12-28-2013)

(12-26-2013, 12:43 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: peter's fat regenerates like Majin Buu and goes back into his body. He walks up to RoboCrap and taps him on the shoulder. RoboWrestler turns around and BAM.. DEATHSTRIKE! RoboWrestler's neck comes down at a very bad angle and we hear it snap into a million pieces. Peter then does his best GOKU impression and does a DRAGON FIST punch into Robowrestler's gut and pulls out his heart or power supply in this case. He then stomps on it. Peter looks down on the fallen robot..

Peter: ASTA LA VISTA.. BITCH!

Peter flashes a wicked smile before walking off

RoboWrestler1 is finally completed and had a file uploaded into his RoboBrain of all XWF news and rumors. RoboWrestler1 was said to be short circuited by seeing what Peter Gilmour did to a powerless dummy. Scientists worked tirelessly on RoboWrestler1 and were able to repair the glitch in his RoboSanity that was allowing Peter Gilmour's existence to bring harm to the merciless killing robot. After much testing, RoboWrestler1 was able to view Peter Gilmour footage without so much as a single spark or hint of smoke emitting from him.

RoboWrestler1 turned his head slowly toward the camera, flipped up the bird and said,

RoboWrestler1: Fuck, you, Peter, Gilmour. I, am, now, immune, to, your, idiocy.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-28-2013)

upon hearing RoboWrestler's comments towards him, Peter laughed and held up some contraption.

Peter: You're immune? I think not. YOU ARE NOW MINE!

Peter hits a switch on the contraption and RoboWrestler starts to act funny. He then does the actual Robot dance and then jumps off a bridge into a river. Sparks begin to fly as RoboWrestler begins to rust and eventually die.

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