:3 x Better: So far out of this entire fucking federation and since I won the European title, not one of the assholes in this place has had the balls to challenge me to a straight up one on one match.

Except for one man.

Mr. Natural.

A man I've already humiliated in a bag suffocation match -- and he still wants more of me!

So, guess what? I've decided that Mr. Supernova is not worthy of challenging me for this title, so I'm giving the shot to Mr. Natural. Don't like it? Fuck you. Book the match, Heyman. Book it right now for THIS week!

Hey, XWF! How the fuck are you going to tell me that not one of you has the balls to throw out a decent challenge? How the hell are every single one of you being outshined by Mr. Natural right now?

Madness roster members -- don't wait for some stupid tournament or series to name you a contender; come and get my attention!

Other fucks -- doesn't matter which roster you're on; I accept all comers!

you tell those fuckers SID!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Yeah You tell them Sid! And you tell them what in the hell made you think that you could just say that your gonna face me in a match. Last time i checked, I ain't challenge you to a match. The Natural believes he told yo 3x Uglier ass to meet me at the The Natural estate in Charlotte, North Carolina, and attempt, ATTEMPT, to choke me with a damn bag again. Hell I'll even provide you some damn bags, what the hell you want paper or plastic?

You got this Mr Natural!

Surrre he does.

(12-12-2013, 01:59 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Last time i checked, I ain't challenge you to a match. The Natural believes he told yo 3x Uglier ass to meet me at the The Natural estate in Charlotte, North Carolina, and attempt, ATTEMPT, to choke me with a damn bag again. Hell I'll even provide you some damn bags, what the hell you want paper or plastic?

:3 x Better: HA HA HA! Are you being serious?

Did I actually misunderstand those things that fall out of your mouth in place of words? I was pretty sure you were challenging me the other day.

Here I was praising you and thinking you had the biggest balls in this entire federation and then you come along and burst your own bubble. I guess you're just a natural when it comes to self-depreciating!

So let me get this clear; I've got to make sure I understand those things falling out of your mouth -- you do not want a shot at a championship title this week?

If you do, it's on Madness. I'm not going to your shitty house, ya reject.

Do you think I need yo damn praise or permission to do whatever I damnn please. Nigga sit yo tired ass down with that bullshit. When I'm ready to whoop yo ass, I'll let you know

Yeah, Sid... sit your ass down and wait for Mr. Natural to call on you. You answer to Mr. Natural! Not the other way around.

(12-12-2013, 05:09 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Do you think I need yo damn praise or permission to do whatever I damnn please. Nigga sit yo tired ass down with that bullshit. When I'm ready to whoop yo ass, I'll let you know

You do know that Sid's giving you a shot at the belt, right? You also know that you're turning it down, right? The belt that Sid's been passing opportunities at like a two cent whore? That bitch will have chlamydia in the very near future due to Sid's whore ways? You know that, right, Natural?

Get on that shot like an uppity porn amateur gets on a big black wang. Get on that like JTC gets on his toy bicycle, or like the King's crown gets on Theo's unworthy head.

Get on it before you're getting on Gilmour's dick as a loss stipulation, you fucking failure.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

iight Sid. I'll see u on Madness