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Shove It Saturday Night - International (North Korean) Edition Saturday, Feb 16th Live from the Rungrado May Day Stadium - Pyongyang, North Korea Largest Sports stadium in the entire world North Korean War Criminal comes home! (Wrestlers with *** by their name are said to be fan favorites with the North Korean crowd and will be cheered heavily! Any wrestler who is facing one of these "favorites" can be expected to receive MASSIVE amounts of booing and possible physical assault!) El Guernico - vs - Ym - vs - John Black - vs - Nightmare GUEST REF: John Madison*** w/ weapon of choice Madison's Rules (Buried in Blood Match!) Tyler Vegas - vs - Tommy Carlos King - vs - Crimson Dong*** Triple Threat, 1 Fall Luca Arzegotti*** - vs - Stagger Jones X-treme Rules (anything goes, falls count anywhere) C Y R E N*** - vs - Neil Capra X-treme Rules (anything goes, falls count anywhere) NOTE: Rumors are circulating that if Cyren actually shows up to this event, these fans are going to lose their fucking minds and ALL HELL will break loose! They WANT to see Cyren live and in the flesh! What crazy fans! Sarah Saint James - vs - Mr. XWF*** Standard Match MAIN EVENT North Korean Championship Griffin MacAlister - vs - Your Angel*** - vs - Lexi Sheckler GUEST REF: Shane GUEST ENFORCER: North Korean War Criminal*** w/ weapon of choice X-treme Rules Elimination Match NO PINFALLS Falls by Submission or Knockout only

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El Guernico
- vs -
Ym
- vs -
John Black
- vs -
Nightmare
GUEST REF: John Madison*** w/ weapon of choice
Madison's Rules
(Buried in Blood Match!)

The North Koreans pound their little fists on the barricades as they demand some hard-hitting action.

All of a sudden, the stadium erupts as four men are brought down the ramp, tied together at the waist, with hoods covering their faces. Judging by the ring gear, we can tell that it’s John Black, Nightmare, Ym, and El Guernico.

What is the meaning of all this?

The four men are told by the North Korean military officials to kneel down. They do as they’re told. But wiat—John Black doesn’t obey! What’s this now—the North Korean official bashes John Black in the back of the head with the butt end of his rifle. Now John Black is kneeling. Perhaps next time he’ll do as he’s told when he’s a capture POW.

At that moment, a voice comes over the loud speaker, and begins to talk in the Korean language.

After a couple of minutes, the speech comes to an end.

Meanwhile, John Madison has already made his way out on stage where the four “prisoners,” are sitting on their knees.

John takes a microphone in hand as he stands behind the prisoners.

Madison: “Basically what the big voice said was that the Supreme Leader isn’t content with these four men having their own separate matches. Ym, Nightmare, Guernico, and Black: All of you have failed to impress the Supreme Leader.”

John orders the North Korean military men to drag the four prisoners towards the ring.

Madison: “And speaking of the Supreme Leader; I have brought a special gift for the good people of North Korea. I respect the hell out of your Supreme Leader, and I know how much he means to you all. So I’ve taken the time to present to you a very special gift from the XWF. Let’s bring it out.”

There’s a drum roll now as more North Korean soldiers wheel out some kind of twelve foot piece that’s covered by a red veil. Madison walks over to the object, and grabs the veil. He pulls it off, and reveals…

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It’s a giant Shane statue!

Madison: “Isn’t it beautiful? It’s your Supreme Leader, hand carved…”

The Pyongyang crowd isn’t pleased. They begin to boo the monument as John Madison reaches out with both arms to point to it.

Madison: “What? It’s our Supreme Leader! Show some respect!!”

The North Korean guards aren’t pleased either. They were expecting something totally different. They immediately leave the scene, fearing for their lives that they might be discovered by the real Supreme Leader of North Korea.

Madison: “And just like these four men in the ring will bow; all of you will bow as well!”

At that moment, the Black Circle theme song plays.




And out comes a dump truck which is carrying a mound of used tampons. The North Korean driver backs the dump truck next to the put which is next to the stage. The pit is six feet deep just like a normal grave. This is essentially a buried alive match but with tampons instead of dirt.

Madison: “Instead of this being a one on one match, the four of you will be thrown into the pit at the same time. From there, you’ll have to escape as fast as you can before that dump truck dumps all that shit on top of you.”

John Madison walks up to the ring, and drags the four men by the rope which is binding them together. He hauls them up the ramp until they’re standing in front of the pit.

Madison: “In with you!”

One by one, Madison begins to kick each man into the pit.

Madison: “Good luck gentlemen!”

All four men are still blindfolded as they begin to punch wildly at each other. Neither of them wants to be at the bottom of that pit when the dump truck releases all of those filthy tampons.

John Black punches one of the other guys repeatedly. We cannot tell who it is, not that it matters. Ym tries to crawl up the side of the pit, but John Black drags him down.

Why would John Black prevent someone from escaping the pit? There’s no way of winning, you just get the hell out of there!

But Black refuses to let any of the three men go. He takes Ym by the head and slams him into the dirt wall of the pit. He clotheslines Guernico onto the ground. Nightmare once again tries to escape. The poor young lad just wants to get the hell out of there. But John Black grabs Nightmare by the ankle and tugs him back down into the pit.

John Black is the last man standing now as he attempts to scale the side of the pit. It looks like Black wants to escape this all on his own!

Wait a minute—John Madison walks up to John Black who now has half of his body out of the pit. Madison takes Black by the throat, and holds him up. He then removes the hood covering John Black’s face. With a latex glove, John holds a very juicy tampon in his hand. Blood is dripping down Madison’s gloved hand as he holds it in the air while he holds Black by the throat with his other hand.

He takes the tampon, and OH MY GOD, he shoves it into the mouth of John Black! Holy fuck, this is the second week in a row that Black has eaten one of these. Black is gagging on the bloodied pad while the string hangs out of the corner of his mouth. Madison takes a step back, and then kicks John Black in the chest. Black falls back into the pit.

Black: “Noooooo!”

Madison: “Release it!”

The driver of the dump truck follows the order by releasing a dump truck load of used tampons into the pit that contains John Black, Ym, Nightmare, and Guernico.

The sight of the crimson, cotton grave pleases the Korean audience.

Madison: “That’s for not coming prepared, boys.”

Madison drops the microphone, and walks away after saluting the Shane statue which remains on the stage.

...but wait? What's this? A HAND rises up from the blood and tampons???

It's a black man's hand... could it be?

NO WAY...

It's John Black! He's chewing on tampons and spitting them out angrily as he climbs his way back out! John Madison looks back toward this and just laughs, rolling his eyes and throwing his hands up in a "what the fuck" fashion and continuing to leave!

John Black makes his way out of the pit and raises his hand... in victory? Could THIS somehow be what he'd consider victory? Well, if John Madison isn't arguing it, it's possible that we've just seen our winner named! What a hard chewed victory!

Winner: John Black

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Tyler Vegas
- vs -
Tommy Carlos King
- vs -
Crimson Dong***
Triple Threat, 1 Fall

We return from the commercial break to find that Tyler Vegas has already made his way into the ring, and is waiting for his opponents. Give it up for Mr. Vegas folks!

The spotlights begin to circulate the stadium as they search for the next participant. The camera pan through the stadium until finally…

CRIMSON DONG!

The Crimson Dong makes his descent through the audience. The North Koreans are going nuts as Dong makes his way through thousands of screaming fans. Once he reaches the front row, hoists himself with the guardrail and does a front flip onto the ringside padding. He then executes a perfect cartwheel before entering the ring.

The Koreans chant: “DONG! DONG! DONG!”

Tyler Vegas doesn’t look pleased as Dong appears to have taken all the attention for himself. Too bad. Maybe if Vegas had cut a promo during the week they would give a shit!

Finally, “Down with the Sickness” plays as Tommy Carlos King stands on stage shaking his head in disappointment. He does pay any attention to the Pyongyang crowd as he walks down the ramp.

With all three men ready to go, the bell sounds!

Crimson Dong immediately locks up with Vegas as King leans back in one of the corners. He rests his elbow on the top rope as he watches Vegas and Dong push each other.

Vegas throws Dong into a side headlock, but Dong bites directly into the side of Vegas’ chest! Vegas screams in pain as he releases the hold. Dong loosens his bite to as Vegas backs away. He looks at Dong like “what the hell?” Dong responds by doing a cartwheel into a roaring elbow. What an athletic move!

Dong stomps Vegas on his foot, and then charges into him by smashing his ass into Vegas’ face.

That appears to have taken a lot of Vegas as Dong pins him.


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Thr—No kick out! Holy shit the match almost ended with an ass attack.

King nearly panicked as he saw the count come very close. He decides that enough is enough, and takes out Dong with a clothesline. The fans boo.

King ignores their cries as he drops Dong with a suplex in the center of the ring. He then grabs Vegas and chucks him over the top rope like a bag of trash.

Dong recovers just in time to catch King across the cheek with a kick. Dong follows up with a springboard attack, but King catches him. Oh no, what’s he going to do with him? King carries Dong over to the corner, and throws him back-first into the turnbuckle!

King is now the “king” of the mountain as he surveys the wreckage he’s caused.

He climbs up to the top rope, facing the outside where Vegas is still laid out. He flies off the top rope, to the outside, and hits Vegas with the Fame Kisser! (Flying leg drop to the back of the opponent’s head.) Holy shit, that had to knock Vegas out.

King gestures his hand with the cutthroat to signal that Vegas is finished. He throws Vegas inside the ring and goes for the cover.



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DONG STOMP! DONG STOMP!

The Crimson Dong just interrupted the count with a running double stomp to the back of King.

Dong goes wild, just laying into King with punches to the back. King manages to make it up to his feet, but he has a major Dong problem that’s preventing him from gaining a proper footing.

Dong runs off the ropes, and hits King with a crossbody for a pin attempt.


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Crimson Dong goes right back to work on King, applying an arm wrench. He keeps the hold locked on tight as he looks determined to snap King’s arm off. With the arm wrench applied, he yanks down on the arm. With each pull, the North Koreans chant in unison with Dong’s stomping feet.

“DONG!”

“DONG!”

“DONG!”

“…”

King finally breaks free, and takes Dong out with a belly to belly suplex.

At that moment, Vegas tries to attack King, but King counters with a kick to the gut. He then hits Vegas with the Code Red (Canadian Destroyer). Vegas’ head bounces off the mat as he rolls off to the side. King drags him to the center of the ring, and hooks the leg for a pin attempt.



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Tommy Carlos King puts Vegas away with ease, but not without the difficult task of having to keep The Crimson Dong down.

Winner: Tommy Carlos King

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Luca Arzegotti***
- vs -
Stagger Jones
X-treme Rules
(anything goes, falls count anywhere)

“Making his way to the ring first…”

As the opening chords of Rise Against's "Give It All" play, Luca Arzegotti stands at the top of the entryway, slightly smiling at the crowd. As the first verse starts, he walks down to the ring, lip synching the lyrics and paying no attention to the crowd. He gets on the apron, smirks at the crowd, and does a backflip over the ropes, to the applause of his manager, Victoria Serapin.

“From Albany, New York: Luca ARZEGOTTI!”

The North Koreans in attendance show a tremendous amount of respect towards Luca as he warms up on the ropes. They wave their little Korean flags with pride as they chant his name.

“And his opponent…”

Music blares as lights go in a frenzy. Out steps Stagger Jones with a cigarette and a drunken swagger. On the way to the ring he stops several times to address the crowd with rude remarks and offensive gestures. Finally he jumps onto the apron on one knee and turns to look out at the crowd before stepping through the ropes. Once inside he turns several times, examining the faces in the crowd, appearing almost as if he expects an attack from any of them at any moment.

“From Washington, DC; this is Stagger JONES!”

Once Jones finally makes it to the ring, the referee places both men in the center of the ring. He explains to them that this match is not only X-Treme rules, but that falls count anywhere. And with that, the bell sounds!

Jones immediately goes to work on Luca with some rights and lefts to his face. After he has Luca dazed, he sets him into the ropes, and knocks him down with a dropkick. Luca comes back up to his feet, but again he’s taken down by Jones who utilizes an arm drag. Jones hits the arm drag again… and again! Finally, Luca does the smart thing by getting out of the ring to regain his composure.

The fans clap for this. They can appreciate a sound strategy when they see one.

Luca attempts to climb back into the ring, but Jones knocks him back with a baseball slide to the chest.

Jones is on the outside with Luca now, and rams Luca back-first into the guardrails. The nasty North Koreans in front row wave their flags in Jones’ face trying to distract him. Jones pays no attention to them. He picks Luca up into the air and drops him chest-first over the guardrail.

With Luca gasping for air, Jones seizes the opportunity for a pin attempt.


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Luca gets his shoulder up.

Jones takes Luca by the hair, and drags him up for another move. He attempts to go over a piledriver, but Luca counters with a back body drop, and sends Jones flying over the guardrail, and into the first row of fans. Jones is in a bad way now—wait—the fans are ATTACKING JONES! They are huddled around Jones kicking him in his ribcage. One lady even goes out of her way to remove her shoe and whack Jones over the head with it.

The group clears out as Luca steps over the guardrail. Luca takes Jones, and throws him by his hair through the rows of upright chairs. Luca then folds one of them up, and swings it into the chest of Jones. Luca drags Jones through some more rows of chairs, knocking them over in the process. After dragging Jones through the entire floor section, he throws Jones face-first through a door that takes them into the backstage area.

Luca and Jones are now backstage!

Luca slams Jones head-first into a wall. He tries to do it again on the opposite wall, but Jones reverses and throws Luca into that wall instead. Jones follows up with some punches, knocking Luca further into the hallway. As they venture deeper into the backstage area, they make it into the food catering room where a buffet is present. Jones shoves Luca’s face into a steaming buffet pan of white rice! Luca swings his arms around, trying to break free as he struggles to breath.

Jones ends up releasing Luca as the North Korean chef walks up behind him and gouges his eyes! That ends up costing Jones as Luca grabs the metal buffet pan, and smashes Jones over the head with it!

Luca is now in control as Jones appears to be dazed from that rice pan shot.

The chef comes back with a steaming pot of water, and hands it to Luca. Oh no, please don’t…

Luca takes the boiling water and approaches Jones with it…

But Jones kicks it out of Luca’s hands and the hot ass water goes flying into Luca’s face! Ouch.

Jones is back in this now as he leads Luca back into the hallway where they started. Jones pushes Luca on his back, and locks him in a sharpshooter! He’s got the sharpshooter applied on Luca in the backstage area. Falls count anywhere which means submission count anywhere.

“TAP OUT!” Jones screams as he sits on the back of Luca with the sharpshooter applied.

The referee checks on Luca, but Luca isn’t giving up just yet.

All of a sudden, just as Luca is about to tap, that same disgruntled North Korean chef comes out and hits Jones over the head with a cookie sheet! That attack allows Luca to get in a school boy roll up on Jones.


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Jones kicks out.

Luca has Jones now, and throws him back into the stadium’s show area where the floor seats are. The Pyongyang crowd cheers as they see their hero emerge from the backstage area.

Luca drags Jones all the way back to the guardrail. He then clotheslines Jones over the top of it, and back to the ringside area.

Luca executes a standing moonsault onto Jones. He then removes the padding which covers the ringside area, exposing the hard ground of the stadium. Luca attempts to give Jones a vertical suplex on the exposed grass of the stadium, but Jones blocks it. Instead, Jones counters the attempt with a DDT on the exposed grass field! He quickly pins Luca.



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Th—No! Somehow, Luca was able to kick out just in time.

Jones throws Luca back inside the ring. Luca rolls himself into the center as he tries to get away from Jones. Meanwhile, Jones steps up to the apron. He then launches himself across the ring for a springboard dropkick, but Luca dives out of the way just in time.

Luca quickly makes his way to the top rope. He goes for the 450 Splash, but Jones gets his knees up and into the chest of Luca! Jones is back up again, and goes for the Staggersault. Luca moves out of the way though, and gives Jones a kick, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Luca then hits his second standing moonsault of the night, and pins Jones.


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Jones kicks out again.

Luca looks around. He’s getting frustrated, but he keeps his anger suppressed.

Instead, he swings himself to the outside, and goes under the ring to retrieve an item. He reemerges into the ring with a burlap sack… He empties the small bag, and… it’s THUMBTACKS! Oh God… The North Koreans are going nuts now.

Luca picks Jones up, and pulls him over to the thumbtacks where he’s going to attempt to hit him with a piledriver. He lifts Jones up into the air, and he drops him head-first onto the thumbtacks! Holy shit!

Jones’ head is covered in dozens of thumbtacks.

Luca managed to hurt himself in the process though as the tacks dig into his legs. He decides he isn’t done with Jones though. He climbs up to the top rope while Jones lays flat on his back only a couple of feet away. Luca takes too long in climbing the ropes as he stops to brush the tacks off of himself. Once he makes it to the top though, he goes for another 450 Splash. He hits it and…


Jones moves out of the way! And Luca lands chest-first into the same mess of thumbtacks!


Jones stomps Luca hard in the head a few times, pulls him back up, and slams him back down into the thumbtacks again!


He runs to the ropes... and he nails it! THE STAGGERSAULT! (Lionsault into Double Knee Drop)

He covers Luca...

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What a mess has been left in the middle of this ring here tonight as Stagger gets back to his feet and has his hand raised in victory!

Winner: Stagger Jones

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C Y R E N***
- vs -
Neil Capra
X-treme Rules
(anything goes, falls count anywhere)
NOTE: Rumors are circulating that if Cyren actually shows up to this event, these fans are going to lose their fucking minds and ALL HELL will break loose! They WANT to see Cyren live and in the flesh! What crazy fans!

Neil Capra stands inside the squared circle, waiting for the arrival of his opponent. The North Korean crowd chant Cyren's name in unison in anticipation for Cyen's appearance. Several minutes pass and the North Koreans are frantic in their desire to see Cyren. They crave the satisfaction that seeing Cyren live and in person could only cure. The North Koreans are literally sick with The Sickness! Then suddenly the X-Tron comes to life and an image of a downed Cyren splashes onto the screen. Cyren is laying face down and appears to also be motionless.

Neil Capra sees this and dives out of the ring. He bolts towards the back as The North Koreans show their disapproval of this by booing. Neil Capra reaches Cyren and rips him from the floor, pulling him to his feet. Cyren begins to stagger back and forth but the camera can't get a clear shot of his face. More boos radiate from the crowd as Neil Capra delivers several blows to Cyren's head and chest. Cyren groggily and sluggishly retaliates for a bit but soon gets into the swing of things and starts matching Neil Capra blow for blow. Neil Capra shoves Cyren back and a smile crosses his face as he glances to the side. The camera pans to the object that caught Capra's attention. A pile of light tubes lay stacked next to him. Neil Capra laughs as he grabs a couple light tubes and turns back to Cyren just as Cyren was charging towards Neil Capra. Neil Capra smashes the light tubes into Cyren's face and blood squirts everywhere.

The North Koreans scream in anger and Cyren covers his face with both his hands. Blood drips down spilling all over and Neil Capra hits Cyren with a Clothesline. From there Neil Capra lifts Cyren to his feet again. Neil Capra then hits Cyren with the Mind Breaker (Flip Piledriver) and Cyren goes down. Neil Capra covers for the pin and the whole crowd goes ballistic in rage. They scream out curse words, toss garbage, and one particularly bitter fan manages to dismantle his own chair from the row of seats that he then throws in pure disdain.


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The North Koreans boo and continue to throw garbage. The guy who tossed his chair starts pissing in anger and a few people join in this display. One man even tosses handfuls of his own feces! It's uncertain there's anything that could be done to calm these fans. They wanted Cyren and in their eyes...all they got was bullshit and Neil Capra! The riot squad stands at attention as the general dislike to what just occurred continues to escalate in epic proportions.

Winner: Neil Capra

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Sarah Saint James
- vs -
Mr. XWF***
Standard Match

The arena darkens as the lights begin flashing and going nuts as if this was a rave. "Coming Home" by Alter Bridge blares over the loud speakers and the fans here in North Korea just utterly lose their minds. Several women lose consciousness and Mr. XWF just barely started walking out the entrance!

Mr. XWF appears to have a woman with him that he's shoving through the entrance and down the ramp. It's Sarah Saint James and she has her wrists handcuffed behind her! She also appears to be bruised and beaten severely. Mr. XWF pulls out a mic from out of nowhere and the music cuts.

Mr. XWF: She's out! Sarah Saint James is out of jail! I bailed her out and brought her here to North Korea so ALLLLL you motherfuckers can see me lay this dick of justice down across her ass!!!!!!!!!

The fans scream and rejoice. Mr. XWF made it so they could still bask in his presence as he delivers justice upon the grotesque wench Sarah Saint James. Even though she's handcuffed and appears to already had quite a beating delivered to her, that doesn't matter in these North Korean fans' eyes. Here Mr. XWF is god and his word is the law!

Mr. XWF begins shoving Sarah Saint James further down the ramp towards the ring. Shoving and even kicking her so hard she has no choice but to stumble forward. A couple times she almost tumbles to the ground as this is happening. Sarah Saint James glances around at the crowd with pleading eyes but there isn't a fan in this place that believes what's occurring is wrong, so she receives no compassion. Once to the ring Mr. XWF shoves Sarah Saint James under the ropes and into the ring. Mr. XWF then climbs into the ring himself. The fans continue to pop with excitement, cheering and screaming for Mr. XWF. Mr. XWF roughly lifts Sarah Saint James to her feet and then looks around at the crowd. He lifts the mic to his sparkly domed face as he begins to speak again.

Mr. XWF: Last week this disgusting sexual predator defiled me in the ring. Last week I was abused and covered in her fowl, stank ass juices. Today! Today I prove no one has to remain a victim! TODAY I RECLAIM MY DIGNITY! TODAY THIS DIRTY BITCH IS GOING DIZZZOOOWWWN MUTHAFUUUCCCKKKKEEERRRS!!!

The entire North Korean crowd tonight is on their feet now as Mr. XWF throws the mic down. Mr. XWF grabs Sarah Saint James and delivers the ROCK BOTTOM! Lifting Sarah Saint James back up again Mr. XWF delivers yet another ROCK BOTTOM! In fact Mr. XWF does this about seven or eight times as the arena is deafened by people screaming and chanting along the words "ROCK BOTTOM!". Half in Korean and half in English but united in the love of seeing Mr. XWF ROCK BOTTOM someone.

Sarah Saint James lays sprawled out in the ring after being hit with the ROCK BOTTOM a total of eight times. Mr. XWF climbs the top ropes as he prepares to do something epic. Every fan in attendance tonight still remain on their feet in anticipation. Mr. XWF leaps from the top rope and delivers a Diving Headbutt right between the legs of Sarah Saint James. His large shiny domed head smashing between the legs of Sarah Saint James! Sarah Saint James lets out a howl in pain but it's soon covered by the roar of the North Koreans! They explode with even more joy and excitement as Mr. XWF covers Sarah Saint James for the pin.


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Winner : Mr. XWF

Mr. XWF climbs to his feet and the crowd continues to scream. Roses rain at Mr. XWF as he climbs from the ring and makes his way to the back. Women shower him with their bras and panties. A flying vibrator nearly misses hitting Mr. XWF. The North Koreans love Mr. XWF and don't tire of proving it here tonight!

But wait!!!!

...the arena goes black...



That's the theme music of recent XWF addition... AGONY!!!!

When the lights come back on Agony is standing in the ring right in front of the Mr. XWF with handcuffs attached to his left hand! The People's Cock has been handcuffed while he was celebrating his big win!!!

Agony looks at Mr. XWF with a strange look of desire. He tilts his head and puts on the most awful grin you'll ever see.

Agony grabs Mr. XWF and in a violent flash, pulls Mr. XWF left hand through his own legs and attaches the other end of the handcuffs.

Agony then proceeds to throw Mr. XWF over his head with a malevolent wrist clutch exploder that Agony calls Fracture. But he doesn't stop there, just as he lands the devastating move he rolls through with Mr. XWF, turns him around and tosses Mr. XWF for a second disturbing Fracture!

Agony then pulls Mr. XWF out of the ring with the handcuffs still attached and drags him up the ramp. Just as he reaches the top of the ramp the arena goes dark again and when the lights return they are nowhere to be found! What the hell has he done with Mr. XWF?!?!?

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MAIN EVENT
North Korean Championship

Griffin MacAlister
- vs -
Your Angel***
- vs -
Lexi Sheckler
GUEST REF: Shane
GUEST ENFORCER: North Korean War Criminal*** w/ weapon of choice
X-treme Rules Elimination Match
NO PINFALLS
Falls by Submission or Knockout only


The ring remains completely soaked in blood after the events of this evening and it seems to be the highlight of the evening now that several spotlights are shining down directly into the ring with a slight red tint. Nobody is in the ring and all the rest of the lights have dimmed to focus further on the massacre that this evening has been as a whole.

After a few moments, from the back, emerges Shane to a very mixed reaction from this unique North Korean crowd! Some of them are definite fans of the entire Black Circle while others only tend to favor certain members.

: I'm not going to waste my time saying very much to a group who mostly isn't going to understand a word I say, so with that I will bring out none other than...









: The Magistra of The Black Circle... and your next North Korean Champion!








The fans roar in anticipation.







: Lexi Sheckler!

Shane steps aside and welcomes Lexi Sheckler as she emerges from the back and stands beside him. The two of them simply stand there as they gaze out and around them in this massive area... the largest arena in the entire world! PACKED with fans; many of which seem to be roaring their approval for Lexi Sheckler!

(press play to hear official theme)
After soaking in the various reactions, and Sheckler begin their slow march to the ring as they're accompanied by the official theme of The Black Circle...

As they make their way closer to the ring, a heavily armored military vehicle rolls out from the opposite site of the arena, and naturally receives a thunderous ovation!

They know!

Oh, yes they do!

: And allow me to introduce to those of you who can understand me... Approaching from the opposite side of the arena... YOUR HERO! THE NORTH KOREAN WAR CRIMINAL!!!

The roaring of these fans hits an all time high as North Korean War Criminal pops up out of the top of the vehicle and stares out into the fans. He keeps a stern face and slowly looks around at them all, just taking it all in and allowing them to basically worship him.

No mixed reactions here...

EVERY wrestling fan in attendance here tonight just happens to absolutely LOVE North Korean War Criminal!

Shane and Lexi Sheckler make their way into the blood soaked ring as North Korean War Criminal also approaches it.

Shane hands North Korean War Criminal the microphone...

He takes it in his hand and holds it as the cheers continue.

He slowly raises it to his lips as they quiet down so they can hear what he's about to day...




































*thud*

And he simply drops the microphone! In his own home country! What an asshole!

AND THEY LOVE IT!

Shane applauds and the fans pick right back up with a massive ovation! He doesn't even need to say a word as he looks out into the sea of fans with a nasty scowl on his face...
































CRACK!!!

The round of boos that explodes is deafening as North Korean War Criminal is struck down from behind! WITH the North Korean Championship!

It's Griffin MacAlister!

He's committed the ultimate sin!

: How dare you! Do you know what you've done!?

Griffin spits on North Korean War Criminal as he drapes his title over his shoulder.

MacAlister: That's for last week. What made you think you could smash me in the skull with this title and not have me return the favor? I'm happy to give just as happy as I am to receive, bitch!

The fans are throwing insane amounts of garbage, food, beverages, tampons, and other unidentified debris at MacAlister as Shane and Lexi Sheckler exit the ring so they don't have to be pelted with all the filth!



OOF! That had to hurt! An actual rock... a rather LARGE rock just flew into the side of Griffin's head! He actually stumbles several feet and trips over North Korean War Criminal's body to a massive pop from the crowd! Griffin holds his head and slowly gets back to his feet, kicking NKWC's body for causing him to trip and we go right back to instant booing as Griffin bends down to pick up the title...

...and then another huge pop! A MASSIVE ONE! Lexi Sheckler just caught Griffin in the side of the head with a huge busaiku knee! He never saw it coming! It sends him crashing through the ropes and collapsing on the outside with a hard thud and the fans give a standing ovation now!

Sheckler stands in the ring as Shane goes around ringside to check on Griffin...

: As far as I'm concerned this match is already in play and as we've already been told before today, it can only end by submission or by knockout! If Griffin is already knocked out... HE'S ELIMINATED from the match! He's got a TEN count to show me some signs of life here!

Sheckler nods her approval and slaps her knee once, taking much pride in the fact that she may have just eliminated the North Korean Champion in one shot!

begins a count to TEN to see if Griffin starts moving!














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Many of the English speaking fans in attendance begins counting louder and louder with Shane as he gets closer to that magic number...








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One big middle finger from Griffin right in Shane's face is more than enough to let Shane know he's not knocked out!

The fans begin to boo as Griffin gets to his feet and Shane backs off.

MacAlister: You can't already be counting me out for elimination when the third person in this match isn't even out here yet!

Shane laughs and reminds Griffin of one very important thing here...

: Oh? It seems to me like I can do whatever I want. I'm not only the referee for this match, but I own the entire Federation! Now get back in that ring!

Griffin stares at Shane - a man who was almost like a brother to him not so many months ago... The mix of emotion is very easy to sense as Griffin clenches his fists and then turns his attention back toward... the pair of boots smashing him in the face as Sheckler catches him with a baseball slide!

Griffin flies back and lands hard on the ground as Sheckler now climbs to the top rope! She measures up MacAlister from high atop the turnbuckle and she takes flight!!!

...OOHHHH! He got his knees up! Lexi Sheckler crashed right into Griffin with his knees digging into her stomach on impact! The force causes her to bounce back up off of him and roll a few feet, right to where Shane is standing!

: God dammit!

Shane sees Griffin getting up to follow through with something so Shane gets into the ring where North Korean War Criminal is still down and he begins trying to revive him.

Meanwhile outside the ring, Griffin lays the boots to Lexi Sheckler as the North Koreans shower him with boos. He stops for a moment... and tells them all to stick it!

They begin throwing trash and rocks at him... why do so many of them have rocks?!

A brick smashes into Griffin's chest to a massive pop from the crowd!

Lexi quickly gets back up and wastes no time with a rising knee right into Griffin's chest where that brick had hit him, following up with... HOLY SHIT! A double pump-handle orange crush! The fans roar their approval as Lexi catches her breath and glances out to the sea of fans with a sickening grin on her face. Griffin is flat on his back as Shane continues to tend to North Korean War Criminal in the ring...

Sheckler: He's DONE!

Shane hears this and turns his attention as a smile creeps over his face. He leans NKWC in the corner so he can continue recovering, and Shane comes out to check on Griffin...

He begins the ten count!






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...still no movement from Griffin!














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...and Griffin somehow pushes himself up as throws his hands in the air in frustration!







Lexi goes right back to work on Griffin, rolling him into the ring and measuring him up as Griffin tries to stand to his feet very slowly...





She kicks him in the stomach and gets set to deliver Sheckler's Revenge! (Canadian Destroyer)




...but Griffin drops to his knees... LOW BLOW! TO A WOMAN!?!?!?!? He literally drove his closed fist as hard as he possibly could right between her legs! What the fuck!

The booing hits an all time high and the level of garbage that rains down on the ring is like nothing ever seen before!

MacAlister: She was right! She has bigger balls than I do!

Griffin sees Lexi's expression change from one of pain to one of intense fury, but he catches her with the P.O.A. as she runs in at him! (Codebreaker held into a Hell's Gate)

Full connection! He's got it locked in tight! The fans are throwing everything you can think of, and even things they should not have on hand! Why the hell did a keyboard just land in the ring a few feet from Griffin and Lexi? Why are there scissors and loaded diapers being thrown in the ring?!?! What the hell is wrong with these fans?

Griffin keeps it locked in as Shane can't believe his eyes!

: You cheating piece of trash; I saw you low blow her!

MacAlister: Doesn't matter! Anything goes! Watch me make your bitch tap!

Griffin yells right back at Shane as Lexi struggles to escape but he's got it locked perfectly. Shane looks around and sees that North Korean War Criminal finally has regained his wits about him. Shane yells at NKWC...

: Well?! You're the special enforcer! Do something about this! Enforce 's Law!

NKWC is still a little dazed and confused so he picks up a brick from the canvas and throws it wildly at Griffin, but it hits Lexi right in the ribs!

The fans let out a loud "OOOOOH!!!!" as the brick bounces off her!

: Idiot! God damn you!

Sheckler: Arrgh, I'm going to rip your fucking ...aahh... throat out!

Even while locked in that hold and struggling to break free, Lexi is still speaking her mind!

Shane grabs North Korean War Criminal and throws him down right into Griffin and Lexi, forcing the hold to finally be broken as NKWC and Lexi tumble off to the side and Griffin scrambles to his feet. Shane pulls his trusted bowie knife from its sheath on his left leg and charges Griffin!

: I'll kill you!

Shane has lost his damn mind! Griffin dodges the knife as Shane drives it downward and Griffin kicks him in the arm, causing the knife to go flying out of the ring before Shane can try again.

MacAlister: Let's be fair about this, REF! Don't try that again!

Lexi Sheckler and North Korean War Criminal both get back to their feet, side by side, and Lexi blasts NKWC in his face with her elbow! She punches him in the stomach and hits SHECKLER'S REVENGE! North Korean War Criminal is down again!

Griffin sees Lexi kick NKWC out of the ring and then Lexi charges...

Griffin sidesteps and shoves Lexi right into Shane as the two collide and Shane ends up falling through the ropes to the outside!

Griffin grabs Lexi... REALITY CHECK! (Twist of Fate)

And in the process of that Reality Check, Sheckler's forehead landed right into a large rock that had been thrown in the ring! SHE IS OUT COLD!!!

The fans roar in disapproval and it once again begins to rain garbage and other random objects but Griffin quickly goes out of the ring and grabs a steel chair which he begins using like a shield and occasionally bats one of the objects out of the sky. He's starting to have fun with this but it's only pissing off the crowd even more!



Shane, on the outside, shakes off the cobwebs and grabs a mic...




: That's it! This... is.... OVER! Get out here Angel! Get out here... MY... Angel!!!



What?! What's talking about? Griffin looks at Shane somewhat confused as he continues batting away objects that fly toward him.



: Griffin, old pal, if you thought you had a shot in HELL of walking out tonight with that championship... you are doubly mistaken. It comes home, tonight...



Shane begins to laugh as an explosion to the very far west end of the field in this massive stadium draws everyone's attention. Griffin turns toward the sound of the explosion...


...but it's BEHIND him that a man rises up from a secret door outside of the ring! The man rising from the depths is the third competitor in this match!


: Tonight that championship comes home, one way or another... TO THE BLACK CIRCLE!


From that hole in the ground we see Your Angel rise up and open his long black coat... and under it... OH MY GOD... Your Angel is wearing a Black Circle shirt under his coat! The fans lose their fucking minds going ballistic for this! Griffin still has no idea what's behind him because he's expecting something to happen on the other side of the arena where the explosion was!

: You should have known, Griffin... you should have known from the day I stopped talking to a potato and smoking people's hair, that I could no longer find someone as weak as yourself to be my ally. You should have known by now that you only were serving as food for my hunger... for The Black Circle's hunger!

Griffin looks at Shane and by now Your Angel has entered the ring behind Griffin!

Your Angel pulls an absolutely massive sword from his back. The thing is as tall as he is!!!

The fans begin to shriek in anticipation! It's time!

: Your Angel... you're here to carry out what John Madison declared was going to happen weeks ago! It was the greatest idea I had ever heard in my life! And it goes like this...

Shane yells at the top of his lungs as Griffin keeps his eyes locked on Shane.



: Off with Griffin MacAlister's head!!!





















SLASH!!!
















Griffin sensed it coming! At the very last second Griffin knew to duck!

Your Angel misses with a clean swipe that, without question, would have severed Griffin's head immediately and sent it flying through the air!

The fans boo like crazy as Griffin turns around and as Your Angel gets ready to swing his massive sword again, he swings it low this time but Griffin jumps over the blade and catches Your Angel right in the face with a superman punch!

The sword goes flying off to the distance as Your Angel reels back, bounces off the ropes behind him, and then stumbles forward right into a low blow from Griffin!

The fans boo and curse Griffin as he sets Your Angel up for the Reality Check!

BAM! Lexi Sheckler is back in this! Shane never counted her out! She blasts Griffin in the back and begins unloading on Griffin with rights and lefts, sending him into the corner as he tries to cover up. Griffin blocks a shot and shoves Lexi back and she ends up colliding with Your Angel, who instinctively without knowing who hit him drops Lexi with a reverse DDT!

: No! NO! IDIOT!!!

Your Angel looks down at Lexi, now realizing who he dropped as Griffin comes barreling at him. Your Angel springs into the air catching the charging Griffin with a massive spinning kick that sends blood flying out of Griffin's mouth on his way down to the canvas! Huge pop from the crowd!

: Bah! Just eliminate him and get this over with already! Do it!

Your Angel looks at Shane without any expression what so ever and stands there, taking his time, moving very slowly as he usually does as though to a very different drummer than the rest of us. Your Angel looks down at Lexi and then over to Griffin who is lying face down. He kicks Griffin over so he's on his back and then he grabs Lexi, dropping her down on top of Griffin???

: What the hell? Alright, FINE! I make the rules... I guess now in addition to submissions and knockouts, we can also have pinfalls count. Good idea, My Angel!

Your Angel peers down at Lexi as she remains on top of Griffin and Shane enters the ring to administer the count!!!

Your Angel goes over to where his massive sword is and he picks it up, slowly walking back toward them.

: That's right! As soon as I finish this count and he's eliminated, I want you to chop his fucking head from his body!

Your Angel: I understand your wish, sire.

Shane drops down and begins the count! The fans count along, some in English and some in their home language!





























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Your Angel lifts his sword high above his head as he stands over Lexi and Griffin...

































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Your Angel adjusts the blade so that it's pointing DOWN in a stabbing motion???




























Your Angel: And with these two sacrificed lambs, came the dawning of a new end, and the collapse of King Karver's hall!!!




























: ...What the hell are you doing?!!

















Shane lunges forward in desparation!













Your Angel is driving his sword down with every intention if stabbing right through Lexi's back AND through Griffin's chest in the process!!!














CRASH!!! Shane with not even a split second to spare, disrupts the path of the blade and it stabs down right next to Lexi and Griffin as Shane and Your Angel both tumble to the canvas!

Lexi looks at the blade that is just inches away from her face and can't believe her eyes! She was almost just murdered in cold blood!!!

Shane tries getting to his feet but already has Your Angel's gloved hand wrapped tightly around his throat...

Your Angel: You should have known, King Karver, that I serve only one. How simple it was to manipulate your tiny mind with but one promise.















Your Angel tightens his grasp around Shane's throat as Shane chokes and gasps for air...













BAM!!! Lexi Sheckler clubs Your Angel in the back of the neck and Shane drops to the canvas. Sheckler turns Your Angel around and hits a lightning fast DDT right down into one of the bricks that are in the ring! The brick shatters from the impact of Your Angel's head as she immediately yanks him back up! She yells right into his face!




Sheckler: You speak of kings? KINGS? I'll show you who the fuck is KING around here!




She lifts him up! She nails one of the most devastating finishers in the industry! "KING ME!" (Barry White Driver; example: )




The fans lose it! Unbelievable! They're shouting like maniacs as Lexi looks down at Your Angel but doesn't see Griffin starting to get up!




Griffin charges to blindside Lexi but Shane dives in front of him, sacrificing himself for the sake of landing in front of Griffin and making him trip, falling flat on his face! Lexi sees this and instantly follow in for the kill... SHECKLER'S REVENGE!




Shane is shaken and in a lot of pain after all he's been through but he fights back to his feet with his eyes wide and his heart racing. His eyes shoot over toward Griffin... he's down and out!




: TEN! Call it! Ring that bell! Griffin's OUT!




DING DING DI.. before the bell can even finish ringing, Shane's eyes shoot over to Your Angel who also is still down!




: TEN! Call that shit right now! THIS MATCH IS OVER! That backstabbing piece of shit is DONE!

DING DING DING!!!

Holy shit!

Talk about THE NORTH KOREAN SCREW JOB!

And we've never heard a louder OVATION than the one we're hearing right now in the largest sports stadium in the entire WORLD!!!

The roars of these fans are literally deafening as celebratory gunshots begins to blast off into the air!!!

Shane grabs Lexi's wrist and raises her hand high into the air as the volume of the cheering literally doubles even still! How does it keep getting LOUDER!

Gunshots fire off like crazy as the fans begin to storm toward the ring and literally begin breaking everything in sight because of how THRILLED they are! What the fuck is wrong with these people!

Shane grabs the mic.

: Your winner! And NEWWWWWWWW North Korean Champion!!! The Motherfucker of the Year! The Interstellar Fatality! The Magistra of The Black Circle! LEXI SHECKLER!

Winner: Lexi Sheckler

The fans continue popping gunshots into the air and screaming in delight as Shane says one more thing...

: But wait! We're not done!

They quiet down...

North Korean War Criminal stumbles into the ring looking very pleased at tonight's outcome...

: Let's here it for North Korean War Criminal!

The fans give him a huge ovation as continues.

: You see I've got a major announcement to make and it's NOT a good one...

They all quiet down as Shane turns to North Korean War Criminal.

: I'm shocked... I'm appalled by you, sir...

NKWC looks unsure how to react.

: You see ladies and gentlemen I have just found out earlier today that this man... a man I trusted... is guilty... of WAR CRIMES!

A gasp of shock explodes from the fans!

: Yes, it's unbelievable! I've done some digging and actually found you to be guilty of the following: mayhem, armed robbery, murder, conspiracy to commit public nudity, public nudity, driving a boat while intoxicated, driving a plane while intoxicated, vehicular manslaughter while boating, vehicular dolphin slaughter while boating, driving without a license in times of war, and pulling the tag of a North Korean mattress!

The fans cannot believe this and neither can Shane as he seems stunned, even though he's the one who just listed all those things off!

: And do you know what the punishment for these crimes is?

It seems like before he even finished that sentence, the word "death!" was being shouted out by the fans... louder and louder and louder... Death! Death! Death!

: And since everybody here in attendance seems to be armed already, and since you arrived in that cute little military looking vehicle over there that looks like a heavily armored jeep or something crazy... why don't we handle it like this...

North Korean War Criminal drops to his knees and begins to beg for his life! The fans are in an uproar! THEY WANT BLOOD!

: Why don't we let your own people seal your fate? Why don't we let THEM drag you over to your vehicle so you can have a fair chance of driving out of here alive! Let's just hope they don't have enough bullets to send your vehicle sky high in an explosion before you can get safely off the field! HAHAHA!

North Korean War Criminal finds this acceptable. He steps out on to the apron and drops down into the arms of his people who rush him over to his vehicle and violently stuff him inside of it. The engine starts up and gives the order!

: Alright! Let's light this mother up like whatever Holiday you people celebrate instead of Christmas! FIRE!!!

There are no words...

No... words... to describe how many gunshots blare at once. Why in the HELL do some of these fans have fully automatic weapons? Why do some of them have high powered rifles? Why does that little girl have a bazooka???

North Korean War Criminals vehicle makes it about 5 inches... BLAST!!!!!

The fans explode in cheers as they continue firing at the explosion with their weapons. They continue reloading and continue firing as Shane presents Lexi Sheckler with the North Korean Championship and she holds it high into the air! She calls for a weapon from the fans and one of them tosses her an Uzi! She blasts at what was once North Korean War Criminal's vehicle while letting out a primal scream of victory and holding that title high above her head with her other hand!

There are no words for this... Shane has taken his show to depths nobody could have possibly dreamed of before...