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Shove It: St. George - Part 3 (Main Event 1)
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Archie Lawson Offline
Britain's Finest Export



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(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#1
12-08-2013, 02:46 PM

We return, with Robbie Williams performing solo:


MAIN EVENT
Jessie Diaz
- vs -
Barney Green
- vs -
Joe Tuesday
Double Decker Cage Match
Two cages, painted red, are stacked upon one another. The only way to win is to climb them both.


The commercial break ends with Barney Green standing in the ring looking up at the enormous size of the double decker cage. Dermot O'Leary speaks aloud, as the fans cheer for the unusual Barney Green.

This match is a triple threat double decker cage match and the only way to win is to escape the double decker cage by climbing out of it. Already in the ring, Barney Green!

Dermot does his signature spin as Cage The Elephant plays out of the booming speakers.

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVKLkzBSMY [/video]

“And his opponent, on her way to the ring, Jessie Diaz!”

"James Brown" by Cage the Elephant plays, and Jessie emerges from behind the curtain. A smile planted on her face as if it were ironed on as she walks down the ramp, eyes fixed on the ring at all times. Climbing onto the apron, she walks over to one of the turn-buckles and ascends to the top. Looking around at the crowd directly for the first time, she softly sings the line "Some sunny day, they're gonna come for you!" before dropping into the ring and leaning in the corner. She stares at Barney Green and merely laughs at him. She squares up to him but is then interrupted by Joe Tuesday's music:

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nDq1HoNm-E [/video]

“Next out, the third and final competitor.... Joe Tuesday”

Tuesday strides out from behind the curtain and stares directly at the two competitors in the ring who have now separated from each other. Tuesday shakes his head then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, the other two backing off and Jessie rolling to the outside wisely.

The ref urges her back into the ring and the cage lowers, all three of the competitors turn and stare at the size of the unusually large structure.

The bell tolls, and the match gets under way, Tuesday gets an early advantage on Barney Green, getting him in the corner and unloading a furry of forearms. Diaz sits across the ring, staring on like a hawk. Tuesday whips Green across the ring though towards Diaz who dodges and then unloads some forearms of her own on Green who falls down, sitting against the turn buckle. Jessie moves out of the way and waves her arm towards Green indicating that it's Tuesday's turn. The two of them seem set on one upping each other. Tuesday runs off the ropes and leaps into the air hitting a missile drop kick in the corner.

He puts Green back into the same position and winks at Diaz. She runs to the opposite side of the ring and sprints back, baseball sliding Green right in the mid-section. Tuesday picks Green up and goes to throw him into the cage but Barney reverses it and throws Joe into the solid steel structure instead. Then bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Diaz to the mat. Green begins to climb the cage on the opposite side now....

Both Diaz and Tuesday are fast to their feet though and they pull him down, slamming him back onto the mat.



Green roars in pain, Diaz and Tuesday now lock up with Tuesday getting the early advantage, he backs Diaz against the ropes and throws her across the ring she hits the ropes turns and runs over Tuesday who rolls on the floor. She continues running turns and spins over Tuesday who has ducked. She turns and receives a spear from Joe. Tuesday takes a minute, regains energy and starts to climb but is immediately stopped by Barney Green who punches him in the back of the head. The two men share slow heavy punches but then see Diaz get to her feet and decide to team up on her. They kick her in the gut and both lift her into the air, executing a double suplex to high impact.

The tranny thriller takes the opportunity to grab Tuesday by the back of the head and slam it down to the mat with a spike DDT. He then runs off the ropes and flies into the air with a body splash! He then picks Diaz up and throws her into the top turn buckle and then slams her face forward into the cage. He grinds her face along the metal as she screams out in pain. Tuesday grabs Barney from behind though, but Green turns. POW. Elbow to the skull sends Tuesday down to the mat as Barney is on a roll here.

Literally, Rolling Thunder onto Tuesday! Barney notices Diaz climbing the opposite side of the cage, he goes to stop her but.... Moonsault! She lands on Green sending him to the mat. All three competitors are now down and out!

They slowly struggle to their feet, grasping at their wounds. Diaz punches Green, who punches Tuesday who punches Diaz. This continues for a moment until Green and Jessie grab Tuesday by Either arm and fling him into the ropes. He runs back at them and ducks a double clothesline then takes Green down and lands some punches to the skull. In comes Diaz though, she unloads a kick to the side of Tuesday, then to the other side. She grabs him by the right arm and locks in an arm bar, wearing him down now. She clings onto his arm like a leech but Tuesday slowly struggles to his feet, Jessie still holding on. He tries to over power her but she acts as dead weight, pulling him to the ground once more. Tuesday slowly struggles to the ropes but Jessie notices Green climbing up the cage. She runs after him, and grabs his ankle, Green tries to kick her off but descends from about a third of the way up the cage.

He is really hurt now, Jessie ceases the opportunity and tries to climb herself. Tuesday grabs her though and climbs onto the top rope with her. They begin to share punches, both of them just above the ropes. One after the other, Tuesday begins to bleed from the skull. He grabs Diaz by the head and slams it into the cage before ramming her face first down into the centre of the ring with an extremely high flying bulldog.

After a few moments, Green has got to his knees and Tuesday has gotten to his feet. Barney head butts Joe in the mid-section gets up and hits a knee in the gut and then smashes Tuesday's skull down onto his knee. Tuesday is groggy now in the centre of the ring, Diaz has rolled to the side, she lies against the cage. Green hits Tuesday with a high knee knocking him down to the mat. Tuesday is resilient though and is fast to his feet, Green does not expect this.

Tuesday elbows Green in the back and throws him into the ring apron. Clothesline in the corner, then whips him across the ring. He hits another clothesline on the other side, then it seems as he's going to whip him into the opposite corner once more but he reverses and trips Green face first into the middle turn buckle. Then, Joe Tuesday runs off the opposite ropes and lands a knee to the back of the head. He grabs Green by both his legs and pulls him back into a more central area before catapulting him face first into the cage. Green begins to bleed and is down and out on the size of the ring. Diaz is up but Tuesday grabs her by the legs, pulling her to the mat. He goes to sling shot her but she composes herself, and instead uses the sling shot to start to climb the cage. She trips slightly and lands on the ropes, Tuesday grabs her ankle and pulls her down either side of the ropes, wounding her mid-section.

Green and Tuesday are up now, Tuesday kicks Green but Green reverses it, grabbing his foot and spinning away. He runs at Tuesday but out of nowhere....!!!

It's Been A Long Day...!!! Tuesday nails his finisher, and begins to make the climb up the steel cage... Diaz is in pursuit though, the two climb next to each other, both not even taking the time to look at each other. They meet at the top of the cage though, and this could be well and truly fatal.

They begin to exchange steady punches, both grasping on for dear life. The cage is two stories high and could damn well end the career of the other. Meanwhile, Green is out cold in the centre of the ring. Diaz slams Tuesday head first into the cage, he falls... inside, but grabs on with one hand at the last second. Diaz begins to climb down the cage but Tuesday now... he's just behind her. They both reach about two thirds of the way down... They let go!


Diaz hits the floor first! Diaz has both feet on the ground first!

Both drop to the floor in a bloody mess. The paramedics are called from the back to look at all three competitors as Jessie's arm is attempted to be raised by the referee.


Winner:
Jessie Diaz


As the three competitors are taken to A&E, Robbie Williams performs solo once more!



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