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Shove It: St. George - Part 2
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Archie Lawson Offline
Britain's Finest Export



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#1
12-08-2013, 06:52 AM

We return from the commercial break with Take That ready to perform again.


During the Take That performance to the two competitors for the next match have made their way to the ring.

Dermot: This match is a dentistry match scheduled for one fall, already in the ring... Mr. Natural & The Schlong.

The Schlong
- vs -
Mr. Natural
British Dentistry Match
There is a dentist at ringside. The only way to win is by strapping your opponent down in the chair, where their teeth will be made crooked by the dentist - with no anaestasia


As the bell tolls, the two competitors look down solemnly at the dentist's chair, knowing one of them will have to lose their pearly white perfection... their teeth.

The Schlong runs toward Mr. Natural, who manages to dodge out of the way and throw his opponent over the top rope, sending him crashing to the ground. The cockney dentist, complete with flat cap and - ironically enough - gap-teeth stands there ready, holding his instruments of torture, waiting for his chance to strike.

Mr. Natural exits the ring himself, grabbing The Schlong to throw him into the chair, but the Schlong is able to stop himself, running up for a clothesline.

But Natural stops the clothesline, grabbing onto Schlong's arm, and reversing into the Naturalism, right down onto the chair. The Schlong doesn't bother fighting back as he is strapped in, dazed from that last attack. The dentist begins his dirty work, laughing creepily as he starts.

Mr. Natural, with victory in hand, turns and leaves The Schlong, who cries in pain as his teeth are broken to pieces.

WINNER:
Mr. Natural


The shot fades for a rapid commercial break.






24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Championship
Jenny Alvin
- vs -
John Black
Tea & Crumpets Match
Several trays of tea are dotted around ringside, each tray being different temperatures; from freezing, to lukewarm, to boiling hot, all of which have several buttered crumpets
Do with them what you will.



Dermot O'Leary proclaims down the microphone as the current UFO Champion strolls out with a belt on her shoulder.

Dermot: This match is a tea and crumpets match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UFO Championship!On her way to the ring, she is the current UFO Champion, Jenny Alvin.

Whilst blowing kisses to crowd she eventually makes it to the ring and hands the title to the referee who raises it into the air as John Black makes his way to the ring next.

Theo is sat on his throne near Ant & Dec still, preparing for the action.

Ant: This match should be an interesting one, and I expect it to be fast paced.

Theo: You two are so damn boring....

Dec: Shut up or I'll smash your face in.

Theo: Oh you will?

Theo gets up and starts chasing Dec around the arena as Black makes his entrance.



And her opponent, John Black!

Black swaggers down the ramp and into the ring, staring at Alvin. He slides into the ring and they don't wait for the bell that eventually rings. The two of them lock up and Black inevitably gets the advantage, pushing Alvin into the corner. He laughs in her face and receives a few jeers as Alvin throws Black into the corner and begins to throw some chops into the body of the challenger.

Jenny kicks him in the gut, and leaps onto the middle rope. Flies back but is caught in mid air by Black who flings her over his shoulder. She lands on her feet though, Black turns into a slap across the face, sending him flying back into the ropes. He comes back at her though with a clothesline that sends the current champ to the mat. He smirks and runs off the ropes, she ducks the oncoming second clothesline by doing the splits. Black keeps running, she crabs back up and does a backwards roll, dodging another clothesline then takes him down with a flying cross body.

Dec comes sprinting out of the curtain, he has seemingly got away from Theo who is no where to be seen.

She celebrates for a moment, blowing another kiss to the fans who begin to cheer, she turns though. STO! Black nails an STO and goes for a quick cover.

1......


Kick out immediately by the current champion.

Black then points to the top turn buckle, he climbs to the ring apron but as he goes to climb the turn buckle Alvin nails him with a drop kick. He flies to the commentary table and she rolls out of the ring, slamming his head into the commentary table.

Dec: back off or I'll smash your face in!

Alvin looks up to see Dec staring at her, Ant laughing in the background. She throws Black into the barrier and grabs some tea, she goes to throw it in his face but he dodges then takes her down by her legs and unloads some punches. She escapes and begins to run from Black oddly. He grabs some crumpets though and starts to chase her around the ring,she turns and kicks him in the gut to his surprise. Then, she grabs the crumpets and throws them in his face one by one. Doing little damage, she grabs a tray of mugs and saucers of tea and slides them into the ring. She throws Black into the ring, as she slides in after though he begins to stomp on her back.

He quickly grabs a cup of tea and throws it onto her, it's cold and she squeals due to it being so cold. Black then throws the mug at her, it misses and smashes next to her. She crawls forward, and grabs a shard of the mug and throws it at him, he dodges it but is put off enough for her to roll him up with a school boy pin.

1........



2.......


Kick out!

The two reach their feet again and Jenny ducks a punch from Black, she hits a cross body chop. He kicks her in the gut and executes a snap suplex into a cover but she kicks out immediately. Black points to the top turn buckle once more, he climbs to the ring apron and makes it to the top. He calls for the elbow and ascends across the ring hitting a diving elbow right to her chest. Instead of going for the cover though he takes a few steps back and begins to eye her up for a superkick. She's playing possum though, she ducks the super kick and punts him in the gut. She then lifts her leg onto the back of his head and spins forward hitting an overdrive. She goes for the cover.

1........




2......



Kick out again at two.

She grabs him by the head and lifts him to his feet, she whips him across the ring into the corner. She sprints at him but Black slides between her legs, and gets to his feet and this time executes his signature super kick!

Cover!


1........





2......



3...No! Kick out in the nick of time by the champion.
Black cannot believe it, he begins to shout at the referee. Alvin rolls to the outside as he does this. He goes after her but is on the receiving end of a scalding hot tea. She cackles and slides into the ring. She blows a couple of kisses to the crowd once more as Black slides into receive a stomp on the head.

Black is out, but Jenny is interrupted.

Theo Pryce: Enough, enough.

The King comes strolling out from the curtains, a microphone in hand. He has a huge grin on his face and talks through the match as the competitors just stare, confused.

We all know this match is a waste of time. Is anyone even paying any attention to what's going on in the ring? The most interesting part is the cups of tea...

Theo walks down to ring side and takes a sip of tea before spitting it out.

Why do you morons drink this disgusting stuff anyway? Mind you it tastes better than Jenny Alvin... Sorry, I was meant to stay on topic. As the King of XWF I have decided to change tonight's main event stipulation. John Madison vs. Liz Hathaway will now be competed in a ST George's Match but in a London Eye carriage.

Archie: No, no, no, no. Who the hell do you think you are? No one has given you permission to...

I don't need any fucking permission Archie. I am the King and peasants like you should bow down and listen to me.

I only bow down to one person and she is true royalty, Queen Elizabeth. You can do me a favour and get out of my arena because you need to head to the London Eye don't you?

Theo smirks, Archie just laughs and drops the microphone walking off.

Meanwhile, in the ring....

John Black rolls up Jenny Alvin, grabbing her by the tights...

1.......



2.....




3.....!

Ant: Not this way! DAMN IT!

Dec: What do you care anyway?

Black raises his hand in the air as he is handed the belt. The fans jeer, The King sits down on his throne laughing.

Dermot: Here is your winner and the NEW UFO Champion: John Black!

Winner:
John Black


The shot switches:

Take That then begin to sing their next song of the night:


If you set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
Margaret Thatcher

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XWF FanBase:
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(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#2
12-08-2013, 08:54 AM

Uh oh. Shit just got real.

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(cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)


#3
12-08-2013, 09:03 AM

wow a win on a 1980 schoolboy.. smdfh.. jenny got screwed..

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Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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