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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (11-18-2013)

I think it's pretty obvi since my return a little while back that I'm straight up da bomb. I rolled over the competition in the lottery like I roll over onto my friend Kyle in my sleep, and I showed the world why I am the true king of the ring! I'd say I'm due for either a US title shot with that fat fuckin asshole Eli James who ate my friend Billy (he has gone missing and Eli's consumption of him is the only realistic explanation) or a European title shot with that cute boy who has the little girl's name. Or maybe I should sashay my way straight up to the throne by thwarting the king himself?

So who's with me? Moxley needs his shot! Tell em for me! Sing it loud!

Jenna Silver · (11-18-2013)

DEAN FOR KING!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **11-18-2013, 09:15 AM**

I'm almost inclined to go along with this considering there aren't exactly an abundance of other people talking about title shots.

Is that really what you guys all want? This pathetic excuse for a man being put into a title match even though he hasn't won anything since 2 or 3 XWF runs ago?

SPEAK UP, GUYS! Don't let this piece of shit child molester into a title match he doesn't deserve!

Smoke · (11-18-2013)

Smoke shrugs.

You know, boss, I probably would if I weren't already in one. May as well give other people a fair shot, wouldn't be nice of me to beat Dean.

Again.

Tony Santos · (11-18-2013)

(11-17-2013, 08:45 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said:

I think it's pretty obvi since my return a little while back that I'm straight up da bomb. I rolled over the competition in the lottery like I roll over onto my friend Kyle in my sleep, and I showed the world why I am the true king of the ring! I'd say I'm due for either a US title shot with that fat fuckin asshole Eli James who ate my friend Billy (he has gone missing and Eli's consumption of him is the only realistic explanation) or a European title shot with that cute boy who has the little girl's name. Or maybe I should sashay my way straight up to the throne by thwarting the king himself?

So who's with me? Moxley needs his shot! Tell em for me! Sing it loud!

Shut up, Dean. Clearly your naked KY Jelly wrasslin' matches with little boys has you thinking you're up to the challenge. Eli's a preacher man who's a veteran at getting his way with helpless, vulnerable foster children-turned-bible bangers, and, well, Luca just looks like a teenage boy since he chopped off that L'Oreal infused hairdo of his.

Fuck it, I'm throwing my hat in the ring for a title match, if the opportunity makes itself available. Fuck your "rules" about only participating in Lethal Lottery. I'll take on my own little gauntlet and give it a go with good ol' Eli (since he damn well knows I should've beaten him for that belt a few months ago) or that kid whose testicles have yet to drop.

Shane, throw me in there, you son of a bitch. I want in. Or, well, fuck you if you don't. With a potato. Yeah.

Smoke · (11-18-2013)

I believe that I've said twice that I'll wrestle ANYONE in ANY match.

You guys are a creative bunch. Take that there statement, twist it to your liking, and surprise me with something good.

Oh and don't forget to reorder the Lethal Lotto card so that the briefcase winners can cash in.

No excuses this month.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **11-18-2013, 10:18 AM**

Fuck the King, fuck Luca, and fuck Eli. I want that fat fuck Peter Gilmour in a one on one title match.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-18-2013)

^^ur not worthy of facing me..

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **11-18-2013, 10:54 AM**

Ah scared are you Gilmour? Not surprising seeing as I have pinned you once before.

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (11-18-2013)

Give him a break, he needs a couple of weeks to milk his victory over Radio.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-18-2013)

u want ur face broken that much steve? BOOK IT SHANE-O POTATO!

after I beat you, you have to SUCK MY DICK!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-18-2013)

Sounds good, Peter! I've gone ahead and booked a fantastic match!

AN X-TREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER

Six entrants total. Steve Davids and Wyatt Reynolds are both already in the match with the rest to be named soon! Great idea Pete!

Smoke · **11-18-2013, 01:39 PM**

WOW PETE. WHAT A GREAT IDEA, PETE! GREAT GOING PETE!!!!

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **11-18-2013, 03:02 PM**

It's impossible to get a one on one match in this joint

~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · **11-18-2013, 03:41 PM**

So which title am I up for at the pay per view? I'm ready to get my gold on.

Hunter Payne · **11-18-2013, 05:11 PM**

Toss me into this Elimination Chamber match. And I guarantee I will become The Straight Edge Xtreme Champion, or the SEX Champion for short. Now put down your bong and book it Shane!

Liz Hathaway · **11-18-2013, 05:17 PM**

Dean deserves a title shot so he can shove the championship up Shane's anus.

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · **11-18-2013, 06:38 PM**

"Well, well, an Elimination Chamber match, huh? Seems like everyone wants a piece of Peter Gilmour and a shot at that championship.

, you and I have had discussions, but this is an opportunity I would be foolish to pass up. Those may say I am unworthy of a shot, those may say I am unworthy even to lace their boots. Those can shut their fucking mouths. Why, Peter Gilmour should be used to controversy, I mean, he will always have the excuses and the various "controversies" to explain every time he falls flat on his face and fails like the piece of shit he is. Why, such as when I pinned him in the Deathmatch tournament."

Andrew walks right up to Peter Gilmour and stares daggers at him.

"I do not fear you. I do not fear any man in this company, and I sure as hell do not fear you Peter Gilmour. I do not care if I have to go through these 4 other men, I do not care when I take you on, whether it be this coming Wednesday or the following one, and I surely do not care if it is in an Elimination Chamber, a Steel Cage, or right here. I will show the XWF who the better man is."

Andrew walks up to

and runs a hand through his beard and looks toward him

"Shane, I would like to be placed in the Elimination Chamber match. I would think of nowhere better to make my return and would think of nothing better than to destroy Peter Gilmour and to destroy 4 other men, and show the world that The Storm is back and better than ever and is coming to show the world that it is not a force to be taken lightly, oh no, I am a force to be reckoned with and I will leave that Chamber painted in a crimson wave and I will shut Peter Gilmour's pathetic mouth once and for all. And perhaps, I will show all of these men the true meaning of "Extreme"."

Andrew laughs briefly and looks at each of them briefly before looking down toward the ground and whispering just loud enough to be heard

"Ah, yes, the evils of warfare indeed, ah, but I do not fear evil, for I AM evil. I fear not what may happen to myself, nor what I will be prepared to do when I step into that ring. When I am through, it will be not I that will show fear, I shall be FEARED. You ALL will come to FEAR me....for it is not your will that will be imposed on me, it is I that shall impose MY will, my brand of EXTREME and my brand of destruction that shall reign down upon thee all with a vengeance!"

Andrew laughs hysterically before leaving the room

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (11-18-2013)

Look who came crawling out of the abyss...

...you know what I mean...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-18-2013, 11:25 PM**

(11-18-2013, 01:38 PM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Sounds good, Peter! I've gone ahead and booked a fantastic match!

AN X-TREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER

Six entrants total. Steve Davids and Wyatt Reynolds are both already in the match with the rest to be named soon! Great idea Pete!

wait.. that's not.. oh fuck me..

but it wont matter.. im going to scale to the top of the chamber and kill everybody with a 5 way GILMOUR CUTTER! IT WILL HAPPEN!! then after I pin everybody in succession.. they will all SUCK MY DICK! this belt isnt going anywhere!!! prepare the briefcase shane..

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 04:46 AM**

(11-18-2013, 06:38 PM)Andrew Morrison Said: "Well, well, an Elimination Chamber match, huh? Seems like everyone wants a piece of Peter Gilmour and a shot at that championship. , you and I have had discussions, but this is an opportunity I would be foolish to pass up. Those may say I am unworthy of a shot, those may say I am unworthy even to lace their boots. Those can shut their fucking mouths. Why, Peter Gilmour should be used to controversy, I mean, he will always have the excuses and the various "controversies" to explain every time he falls flat on his face and fails like the piece of shit he is. Why, such as when I pinned him in the Deathmatch tournament."

Andrew walks right up to Peter Gilmour and stares daggers at him.

"I do not fear you. I do not fear any man in this company, and I sure as hell do not fear you Peter Gilmour. I do not care if I have to go through these 4 other men, I do not care when I take you on, whether it be this coming Wednesday or the following one, and I surely do not care if it is in an Elimination Chamber, a Steel Cage, or right here. I will show the XWF who the better man is."

Andrew walks up to and runs a hand through his beard and looks toward him

"Shane, I would like to be placed in the Elimination Chamber match. I would think of nowhere better to make my return and would think of nothing better than to destroy Peter Gilmour and to destroy 4 other men, and show the world that The Storm is back and better than ever and is coming to show the world that it is not a force to be taken lightly, oh no, I am a force to be reckoned with and I will leave that Chamber painted in a crimson wave and I will shut Peter Gilmour's pathetic mouth once and for all. And perhaps, I will show all of these men the true meaning of "Extreme"."

Andrew laughs briefly and looks at each of them briefly before looking down toward the ground and whispering just loud enough to be heard

"Ah, yes, the evils of warfare indeed, ah, but I do not fear evil, for I AM evil. I fear not what may happen to myself, nor what I will be prepared to do when I step into that ring. When I am through, it will be not I that will show fear, I shall be FEARED. You ALL will come to FEAR me....for it is not your will that will be imposed on me, it is I that shall impose MY will, my brand of EXTREME and my brand of destruction that shall reign down upon thee all with a vengeance!"

Andrew laughs hysterically before leaving the room

u dont scare me andrew. u may have beat me before but u sure as HELL wont do it again!

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · **11-19-2013, 01:44 PM**

"Those who know their history are doomed to repeat it, Peter. And I figured you would say that you do not fear me now, but come Warfare, when I am finished with you, you will wish you had taken your own advice and shut the fuck up. We will see who should be the one to be feared out of the two of us soon. Very soon."

LJ Havok · **11-19-2013, 02:08 PM**

I believe the saying is "Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it", Mr. Morrison. But I do agree. Down with, Gilmour!

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · **11-19-2013, 02:16 PM**

"Ah, appreciate the correction. In Gilmour's case, however, my original statement will indeed apply. He knows I have bested him once, and he can do as he always does and deny his failures and hide behind his fake confidence but once again, Peter Gilmour will fall at my hand, and I have two goals in this match. #1 to walk out of that Elimination Chamber as the next Extreme Champion, #2 to make sure that Peter Gilmour does not....I assure you that #2 will happen without a doubt in my mind. Down with Gilmour, indeed."

Jessie-ica Diaz · (11-19-2013)

(11-19-2013, 02:08 PM)ljTheSavior Said: I believe the saying is "Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it", Mr. Morrison. But I do agree. Down with, Gilmour!

I feel the need to point out, that the wording of that quote isn't very solid. Knowing history and understanding it are two different things. Take for example, Peter Gilmour. He acknowledges his past failure to Andrew Morrison and will do the exact same thing he did in that loss, and will no doubt feel the sting of defeat once more, no matter who it is that defeats him. In his case, knowing history will do him no good.

Not a knock on you for repeating it of course, but I felt the need to insert my own opinion.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 06:41 PM**

i wont make the same mistakes i made in our last match Andrew.. trust me... u will be the one going down and sucking MY DICK after the match is over when I hold the title high above my head while i spit on your broken, bloody carcass. so bring it u peter gilmour wannabe!

Jessie-ica Diaz · (11-20-2013)

(11-19-2013, 06:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i wont make the same mistakes i made in our last match Andrew.. trust me... u will be the one going down and sucking MY DICK after the match is over when I hold the title high above my head while i spit on your broken, bloody carcass. so bring it u peter gilmour wannabe!

Ha. Nobody wants to be Peter Gilmour.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 06:42 PM**

u might be right but every girl wants to BE with me ;)

Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-19-2013, 06:44 PM**

(11-19-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u might be right but every girl wants to BE with me ;)

I'm a girl. You're incorrect. I could provide more examples, but I've already proven you wrong. Again.

**11-19-2013, 06:44 PM**

Calm down ladies.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 06:44 PM**

yeah jessie.. calm that PMS!

Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-19-2013, 06:50 PM**

(11-19-2013, 06:44 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: yeah jessie.. calm that PMS!

I will when you do, you sniveling cunt. Always crying like that girl I stood up at prom, any and all times you fail (which is a cubic fuckton of times, because you're too stupid to see that yourself).

"Oh, PMS only affects women!" I hear you squeak in that shrill, defeated voice of yours.

I'm surprised you know that much, seeing as though you're totally uninformed as to think I'm actually on my period because I'm calling you on your bullshit. If I was on my period, your throat would already be my fucking belt, you wannabe manslut.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 06:51 PM**

blah blah blah.. shutup bitch and SUCK MY DICK!

Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-19-2013, 06:53 PM**

(11-19-2013, 06:51 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: blah blah blah.. shutup bitch and SUCK MY DICK!

Wow.

Many upset.

Such cry.

Very insecure.

Get the fuck outta here.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-19-2013)

Rose Smith is a man you stupid fat fuck

You tell her Peter!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-19-2013, 06:55 PM**

i just did your heigness..

Jessie-ica Diaz · **11-19-2013, 06:59 PM**

(11-19-2013, 06:55 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i just did your heigness..

High-geh-ness? The fuck is that? You're a fucking moron and a waste of the exorbitant amount of food that's been wasted down your meandering gullet. The world would be a much nicer place if you fucking offed yourself tomorrow. No one would mourn at your funeral. Your grave will be pissed on for all eternity.

**11-19-2013, 07:01 PM**

I think Peter could take Jessie. What do you think, Peter? by answering, you also agree to the fact that Rose Smith is a man and that you had plastic surgery

John Raide · **11-19-2013, 07:08 PM**

(11-19-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u might be right but every girl wants to BE with me ;)

"Does this statement not apply to the girls on the XWF roster? Because they all seem to hate you."

**11-19-2013, 07:11 PM**

Griffin, only if you'll agree with me that we need to have a rematch down the road right after you take my dick up your ass.

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