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NON-LL Matches
Zak Misery
- vs -
Joseph Kain
Standard match, 1 Fall
Smoke Man***
- vs -
AJ Powell
Standard match, 1 Fall
Shane  's potato WILL be at ringside
***If Smoke Man is still UFO Champion, the title will be on the line and the match type changed to X-treme Rulez, yo! Word to yo mutha!
Michael Radio***
- vs -
Peter Gilmour
Guest Ref: Peter "PAYBACK" Gillback
X-treme Rules, 1 Fall(anywhere)
***If Radio is still X-treme Champion, the title will be on the line!
The men involved in this match, as well as the referee, are a recipe for complete disaster!!!
Lethal Lottery Matches
Dr. Zero
NAZI
- vs -
Steve Davids
Wyatt Reynolds
Tag, 1 Fall
Last week we saw Wyatt Reynolds and NAZI form a successful white unit. We ALSO saw Dr. Zero and Steve Davids work well together. What will happen when last week's teammates become this week's opponents?
MAIN EVENT
Kimmy K
Kinwrathi
- vs -
Tony Santos
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
Tag, 1 Fall
The XWF Lethal Lottery is known for its unusual dealings... last year we saw Cyren and Neonero drawn in matches with each other numerous times in a row, and this year we're seeing another interesting repeat! This entire match just took place in Round 3 with the same people involved, but Kinwrathi was a surprise entry. This time there are no surprises! With this match already ending in controversy last week(unseen foot on the rope?), what will happen when these forces collide once again?
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The show opens in the parking lot as a limo pulls up. Two people emerge from the limo...
LIZ HATHAWAY
DEAN MCGOVERN
They begin walking toward the door to the building when Shane
busts out of it, sending it flying off of its hinges and smacking Liz head on! Shane leaps forward and connects with a flying kick to Dean followed by an uppercut and a double palm strike to the chin that sends Dean flying. Shane walks over to Liz and grabs the door, smacking Liz with it again and again.
: Filthy ass bitch! Take that!
He jams the edge of the door into Liz's throat and she stops moving. He tosses the door aside and takes a spear gun out of a nearby parked car!
Shane aims and sends a spear right through the chest of Liz Hathaway.
: Die, whore!
Shane now takes aim at Dean and plants a spear right between the eyes. Dean and Liz both twitch and bleed out all over the blacktop while Shane walks in circles through the blood puddles in an erratic pattern.
: I'm going to make a fortune off of this game. It's so realistic. This is EXACTLY what I want to do to Liz and Dean.
The word "PAUSE" appears and the camera suddenly zooms back to reveal that our entire scene was just the television screen in Shane
's office. He's got his PS4 on the desk and has his special advance copy of "XWF: X-Tra Bloodshed" which should be available early 2014 and has graphics that look just like the real wrestlers!
Shane turns toward the camera and smiles really big.
: Oh I didn't see you there! I forgot we had a show today! Waggle bagga?
Shane shoos the camera away as his cell phone rings and he picks it up.
: Yell-ohhhhh? The Big Potato speaking... How may I be of service?
He listens to whoever is on the other end and gets a huge smile on his face.
: Oh thank you very much. I've been waiting for those potatoes. Bring them to my office immediately! One of them is scheduled to be at ringside later tonight and he better not be late.
Shane hangs up, shoves the cameraman out of his office and slams the door shut. Looks like business as usual in
Land.
Zak Misery
- vs -
Joseph Kain
Standard match, 1 Fall
They lock up, and quickly Joseph Kain hits Zak Misery with a superman punch. Misery stumbles back and Kain jumps on the second rope and hits Misery with a springboard kick to the jaw sending Misery out of the ring.
Kain runs to the opposite ropes of Zak, on the rebound he leaps over the top rope and Misery side-steps him, sending Joseph Kain crashing into the barricade. Misery begins to stomp Kain, over and over and over.
Misery picks Kain up and throws him in the ring. Misery gets on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Misery leaps off the turnbuckle into a Diving Elbow Drop, but Kain counters with a boot to the elbow, man that has got to sting!
Zak rolls around the ring, writhing in pain. Joseph Kain gets up, and picks up Zak. Kain takes Misery by the arm and puts him in a wrist lock, followed by an arm drag into a dropkick! Kain stands up and shouts “SEX” before running toward the rope and jumping on the second rope, and hitting Misery with a springboard moonsault. Kain connects with a pin!
...1
...2
Misery kicks out using his bad arm! Kain grabs the arm and locks him in an armbar. Kain pulls hard on the bad arm of Zak Misery, and Zak screams in pain. Kain gets up and stomps on Zak’s arm repeatedly. He picks Zak up and irish whips him. On the rebound Zak hits Joseph with a flying forearm. Bad move for Zak Misery as he falls to the ground and tends to his arm immediately.
Zak gets up holding his arm. He grabs Kain by the hair and knees him in the face. Zak lifts Kain up and connects with a Demon’s Scratch! Zak goes to climb the rope. He reaches the top turnbuckle, and Fallen Angel! Zak connects with the 450 Splash! He’s not done! Zak backs into the corner. Joseph Kain is slowly getting up.
Zak charges forward going for Your Last Goodbye, but Joseph Kain counters at the last second with a clutch superkick, stopping Zak Misery in his tracks! Joseph Kain powers himself up, and picks Zak up by his hair. Joseph Kain hits him with a back slam, and the converts it to a cross armbreaker!
The more Kain pulls and pulls on that bad arm of Zak, the more Zak screams in pain! Zak eyes are turning back! He’s foaming out of the mouth! Zak Misery just flips Joseph Kain over with his bad arm! Zak immediately mounts Kain and gives him a series of punches and elbows to the face!
Zak drags Kain all across the ring. Zak then stomps Kian repeatedly in the skull, while Kain coughs up blood! Zak picks Kain up and punches him hard in the face, as blood begins to pour from Kain’s mouth. Zak kicks Kain in the face, and Kain falls hard to the mat.
Zak begins to stomp on Kain over and over again until the ref backs him up. Joseph Kain tries to get up, slowly but surely. Zak charges, but Kain counters with an inverted back stabber! Both men are down! The worst thing about Misery is that he really powers down after he regains his lost temper. Joseph begins to get up. Joseph climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Zak with a diving moonsault! Kain with the pin!
...1
...2
Misery kicks out at 2.99! Joseph gets in the ref’s face, arguing the call. He backs away from the ref and turns his attention to Misery, which is …. Not in the ring! Zak Misery is nowhere to be found. Joseph gets out of the ring, and patrols the ringside, but Misery is unseen. Kain is confused, and something grabs his leg from under the ring! Joseph falls to the floor, and Zak Misery comes out from under the ring, and pounces on Kain. They are rolling on the ground trading shots! Zak elbows Kain in the face, and Kain falls to the mat.
Zak gets up and throws Kain in the ring. Zak goes to the top turnbuckle and Fallen Angel NOPE! Kain counters with a kick to the jaw of Zak Misery. Kain kips-up and pulls Zak up by the hair! Kain irish whips him to the turnbuckle! Kain sits Misery on the top turnbuckle and climbs the turnbuckle! Kain puts Misery’s arm around his neck and stands them both up. Kain lifts Misery up and superplex! Both men are down!
They both slowly struggle to their feet, Misery goes for a rather groggy punch but Kain ducks. Kain whips Misery into the corner and goes for a clothesline. Misery ducks it and nails a reverse DDT! He goes for the cover....
...1
...2
Kick out! Now Misery pulls Kain to his feet, whips him into the ropes he ducks to flip him but Kain rolls over Misery's back. Misery turns... Spine buster! In the centre of the ring. Misery is down and out. Joseph heads to the outside now, he's on the apron... He's going up high. There it is! Five Star Frog Splash!!
...1
...2
THREE!!!
Kain wins it! He climbs to his feet with a grin on his face and has his arm raised by the referee.
Winner: Joseph Kain
FTW UFO E1999 Championship
Smoke Man***
- vs -
AJ Powell
StandardX-treme Rulez match, 1 Fall
Shane 's potato WILL be at ringside
***Since Smoke Man is still UFO Champion, the title will be on the line and the match type changed to X-treme Rulez, yo! Word to yo mutha!
Some fans start to get excited as two XWF referee are seen walking something down the aisle. It's a very small object for two people to be holding, but perhaps it needs special care?
Wait a second...
IT'S SHANE
'S POTATO! BY GOD! SHANE'S POTATO IS REALLY HERE!
The refs bring the potato carefully around ringside and they set a very tiny, custom chair on top of a regular sized folding chair for the potato to sit on. They gently place the potato in his tiny chair and the crowd suddenly realizes that a fucking potato has the best and most comfortable seat in the entire building!
Shane
's potato remains at ringside, motionless, awaiting the start of our FTW UFO E1999 Championship match!
Anthony Jarvis Powell is the first to make his way to the ring and once he's in the ring he notices out of the corner of his eye that Shane's potato is watching him. Powell eyeballs the potato and points at it, yelling that he better stay out of this match!
Next, Smoke Man makes his way down the aisle and walks right up to Shane's potato and nods his approval. Smoke Man reaches down and actually gives the potato an imaginary handshake! Powell blurts "wow" and rolls his eyes as he waits in the ring for Smoke Man.
Both men finally meet inside of the ring and the bell sounds. And we're off!
AJ started with a few rapid strikes to to Smoke Man. Smoke Man stumbles back against the ropes and tries to use them to hold himself up. Smoke man sees an opening and breaks through, returning a few strikes of his own to AJ. AJ stumbles and Smoke Man hits him with a clothesline, sending both himself and AJ to the mat. Smoke Man goes for a quick pin.
1...
...And Kickout! The Potato at ringside starts to get excited...? It seems to be... vibrating??!?
After the kickout both men try to make it to their feet when Smoke man gets there first. Smoke Man goes to deliver a DDT to AJ but it is reversed into a northern lights suplex pin! Impressive move out of nowhere from Powell as the ref counts!
...1
...2
Smoke Man's foot drapes across the bottom rope and the referee notices it. He informs Powell who then gets a bit fired up over it, looking livid at this point and arguing with the referee. AJ pulls Smoke Man to his feet and attempts to hit him with his patented Shocking Experience. He misses and Smoke Man irish whips him into the ropes... AJ bounces off the ropes and into a chokeslam attempt from smoke man, which AJ wiggles out of and quickly slides out of the ring to regain himself. Powell walks around ringside and heads toward the pota... ***BOOOOOOM!!!***
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
THE POTATO EXPLODED! SHANE
'S POTATO HAS EXPLODED!
Powell has been knocked back by the force of the explosion and flew upside down into the steel steps!
Smoke Man has a "what the fuck" expression as he stares down out of the ring at Powell's motionless body. Several people in the first row have been hurt right around where the potato was positioned and the official timekeeper has had her head blown off. Her headless corpse is pulled away by officials as quickly as possible while emergency technicians check on the fans, some of whom are covered in blood and missing ears or noses.
Suddenly the X-TRON lights up!
A maniacal laughter is heard as Shane
is seen in his office with a smile on his face. He's staring at some kind of painting on his wall...
Then Shane looks over to his left and there is a real life monkey who is playing with and jumping up and down on a real detonator! Holy shit!
: Excellent work, my hairy black potato.
Shane picks up the monkey and starts petting it gently and whispering lovingly into its ear.
: Potato potato potato potato... Potato potato potato...
The monkey starts to urinate and it soaks Shane's shirt as he laughs with a little TOO much glee.
: Aaaaaah HA HA HA! That's right! I've invested in ONE DOZEN EXPLODING POTATOES! Things are about to get very interesting around here. We've got one down and eleven more to go... HAHAHAHA!
Shane laughs psychotically and bangs his head into the monkey's skull, knocking it out of his arms. He kicks the monkey and sends it flying right through the window as the X-TRON dims back down.
Smoke Man just stares for a few more seconds unsure how to react to what we've all seen, but then he just looks at the ref and shrugs, promptly exiting the ring and hooking an unconscious Powell's leg for the count ...
...1
...2
...THREE!
Winner: Smoke Man
X-treme Championship
Michael Radio***
- vs -
Peter Gilmour
Guest Ref: Peter "PAYBACK" Gillback
X-treme Rules, 1 Fall(anywhere)
***Since Radio is still X-treme Champion, the title will be on the line!
PAYBACK is the first one out to the ring and he's still wearing that same referee shirt that he put on a week ago! It's got MANY stains all over it and smells like complete shit, as seen by the fact that it literally knocked out one of the fans at ringside who grabbed PAYBACK and sniffed his shirt during his entrance.
PAYBACK: I've got my shirt! I've got my hungry! I'm ready to ref! PAYBACK!
Peter Gilmour makes his way to the ring and keeps his eyes on PAYBACK.
Gilmour: Don't try any funny bullshit during this match. You sit there and ref the match like a bitch! Then you count the pin after I knock Radio out! THEN YOU SUCK MY DICK!
Gilmour is right up in PAYBACK's face, jamming his finger into PAYBACK's massive pecs. PAYBACK grabs Peter's finger and bends it! Peter starts to kneel lower as he screams in pain and then... PAYBACK with a POWERBOMB! PAYBACK holds on and delivers a second! Then picks him back up and delivers a third! Then picks up Gilmour for a fourth powerbomb! Then a fifth... AND A SIXTH!
By now, Michael Radio has entered the ring and is literally just standing there watching the referee repeatedly powerbomb his opponent for him. Radio doesn't seem to have too much of an objection here, simply resting his arm on the rope and getting a little more comfortable.
...and PAYBACK has been powerbombing Gilmour this whole time... ...15...16...17 powerbombs!
...18...19...20!!!
The fans are going MAD! They're screaming like maniacs, counting along as the numbers climb into the 30's, 40's, and finally 50's...
...57...58...
...59...
...PAYBACK lifts Gilmour up for the mind blowing sixtieth powerbomb but then something goes wrong!
...PLOP!
PAYBACK drops down to the canvas and Gilmour lands right next to him. PAYBACK stares up at the lights and breathes very heavy. Radio walks over, pulls Gilmour to the middle of the ring... and pins him!
PAYBACK is still down on his back trying to catch his breath but Radio doesn't mind pinning Gilmour for this long. In fact, Radio begins a count of his own and many of the fans have started counting along with him!!!
...1
...2
...3
...4
...5
PAYBACK is still down and starts wiping sweat off of his face while laying there like a log.
...6
...7
...8
...9
...TEN!
PAYBACK very, very, very slowly starts to roll over onto his stomach... push himself up to his hands and knees... and BOOM!
He collapses face first!
...11
...12
...13
...14
...15
...16
...17
PAYBACK starts to once again push himself up from the canvas while Radio continues pinning Peter Gilmour.
...18
...19
...TWENTY!
PAYBACK uses the ropes and pulls himself all the way back up to his feet. Many of the fans actually applaud his efforts after seeing how difficult it was for the big man to accomplish!
PAYBACK finally shakes his head, smacks his head, and then punches his head to clear his vision and he sees the pin happening!
PAYBACK begins the count!
...1
...2
...KICKOUT!!! Radio can't believe it! He gets up off of Gilmour and shakes his head in disbelief, walking over to PAYBACK and smacking his hands together in PAYBACK's face three times real quick.
Radio: How hard is it? Really! How hard??? One, two, THREE!
PAYBACK doesn't appreciate being scolded and he grabs Radio's throat, lifting him up into a choke bomb! PAYBACK pulls Radio back up and delivers literally 15 powerbombs in a row before PAYBACK finally gorilla presses Radio high into the air... up and down...
PAYBACK: I'm pressing this bitch!
He continues to press Radio up and down... up and down... up and down again... up and down... up and down... up and down some more... up and down while shouting "up and down" at fans... up and down while spitting at Gilmour... there's no sign of slowdown from PAYBACK!
SPEAR! Gilmour took PAYBACK's spit right in his eye and returned a spear to him! Radio comes crashing down on top of both men as the fans go crazy! Peter Gilmour shoves Radio off of him and begins stomping on PAYBACK. Gilmour pulls PAYBACK up... GILMOUR CUTTER!!!
PAYBACK's body rolls over toward Radio who is starting to get back up and Radio punches PAYBACK right in the scrotum! Low blow!!! Radio punches again, again, again AND AGAIN! Radio uses PAYBACK's scrotum as a speed-bag while Gilmour stomps PAYBACK's face in and crushes his throat with his foot. The two of them continue to destroy PAYBACK for a few moments until they both freeze and look at each other... They stand to their feet and look to the back... then back down at PAYBACK...
Gilmour: You fucking idiot! He's the ref for our match!
Radio: Me? You're the one who had him already powerbombing you into oblivion by the time I walked out here.
Gilmour: SUCK MY DICK!
It really starts to set in that they might be screwed without a ref... Gilour and Radio both stare down at the fallen PAYBACK in momentary disbelief of what they've done. He looks HURT!
The shock doesn't stop them for long as the two begin to exchange forearms and punches to the skull. Eventually Gilmour gets the upper hand, whipping Radio in the corner and throwing himself at his opponent with a corner splash. Radio is now sat against the turn buckle. Gilmour runs off the opposite ropes and leaps forward boot first, nailing Radio with a kick to the head. Gilmour slides to the outside and clenches his fists, raising them in the air to get a reaction from the crowd. He rolls back into the ring and goes for an arm bar on Radio's left arm but Radio reverses it into a pin a before realising that PAYBACK is still out cold. Radio beats the mat in anger. Both men are on their feet, but Radio hits Gilmour with a kick to the mid-section. He runs off the ropes and hits Gilmour with a knee to forehead, Gilmour remains on his feet, groggy now. Radio runs off the opposite ropes and throws himself at Gilmour shoulder first, hitting him with a spear. Radio then looks like he's heading to the top turn buckle. He climbs outside to the ring apron and makes his way to the top. Gilmour reaches his feet but is hit by a flying clothesline from up high!
PAYBACK is still out completely cold. Radio grabs Gilmour by the hair and drags him to his feet, he then begins to hit cross body chops onto his weakened opponent. Gilmour tries to fight back but Radio hits a knee to the ribs and then executes a perfect snap suplex with high impact. The two men remain down for a moment, Radio clearly worn out and Gilmour clearly hurt. Eventually though, Radio reaches his feet and begins to stomp away at Gilmour. Gilmour grabs Radio by the ankle though. He lifts Radio's leg into the air and slams it down on the mat. Continuing the comeback, he runs off the ropes and hits a baseball slide sending Radio to the outside and into the barricade. What's this! Gilmour runs off the opposite ropes, and goes flying through the middle and top rope landing on his opponent.
Both men are down on the outside now with PAYBACK the referee still out cold. This match is turning into complete carnage!
Gilmour whips Radio towards the steps but Radio pulls Gilmour into him and goes for a belly to belly suplex. Gilmour stands his ground hits a thumb to the eye and smashes Radio in the jaw with an uppercut. Radio falls back into the steel steps, Gilmour runs at him but is sidestepped and he flies straight into the steps, flying to the other side and landing on his back. He roars out in pain. Radio now rolls into the ring and holds his red jaw. Gilmour slowly gets to his feet and slides into the ring but Radio nails him with some stomps but the bigger man some how manages to overpower the current champ. He wraps his arms around Radio's back and flings him across the ring, hitting a belly to belly suplex. Leaving both men down to regain energy. Peter now, to his feet first goes for a big splash but misses. The champ is up, he begins to stalk the challenger, kicks him in the gut. He's going for it!
He goes for the Galaxy DDT but is overpowered. Peter throws Radio over his shoulder and onto the mat. He drops to his own knees out of tiredness and pain as well. Radio runs at Gilmour who goes for his finishing move, the black hole slam but Radio reverses it and lands behind Gilmour, drops to one knee. LOW BLOW! Signature move right there from the champion! Gilmour holds his balls in agony as Radio laughs. The champ then goes to the top ropes once more, he points at Gilmour... goes for a flying elbow... misses!! Peter some how rolls out of the way, gets to his feet fast and superkick! Signature move from Gilmour now as well!
Gilmour looks over at PAYBACK who is starting to stir...
Gilmour: Oh good it's about fucking time.
PAYBACK is rolling around in pain, holding his groin with one hand and his bloody face with the other.
PAYBACK: Ugh... (garbled sounding) Oh god.
PAYBACK spits some blood out and pulls himself to his feet as Gilmour pulls Radio up and hits... THE KILLSWITCH!
Gilmour covers Radio...
PAYBACK limps toward them, drops down and begins to count slowly...
...1
...2
...KICKOUT! Gilmour storms to his feet and starts to choke PAYBACK, yelling in his bloody face.
Gilmour: What the fuck! I had him! That was a fucking million count you idiot!
Gilmour slaps PAYBACK in the back of the head.
Gilmour: You stupid, STUPID idiot!
Another smack upside the back of PAYBACK's head.
ROLL UP! Radio rolls Gilmour up out of nowhere and has him pinned!!! PAYBACK drops down...
...1
PAYBACK slowly reaches back up...
He slowly lowers his arm while holding the back of his head in pain with the other hand... He's not even in a correct counting position at this point, just somewhat wobbling on his knees while doing this...
...2
...KICKOUT! Now Radio is the one who storms to his feet and can't believe PAYBACK's slow count. He gets right in PAYBACK's face and shoves him. PAYBACK coughs up some blood into his hand and Radio backs away in disgust, telling PAYBACK to keep that shit to himself. PAYBACK holds out his bloody hand almost like a child unsure of what to do with something he doesn't want. PAYBACK walks over to the turnbuckle and wipes his bloody hand all over it as Radio pulls Gilmour up to his feet...
Radio hangs on to Gilmour and gets set to finish him off, yelling over to PAYBACK...
Radio: Hey! Over here! Get ready to count!
...UGH!!!!
PAYBACK hears Radio and turns toward him just in time to see...
GILMOUR CUTTER! Radio never saw it coming! How the hell did Peter do it!? Peter Gilmour throws himself on top of Michael Radio and hooks both legs as PAYBACK drops down to make the count...
...1
...2
...THREE!!! Gilmour has done it! He rolls out under the rope and quickly rushes over to grab the X-treme Championship. PAYBACK comes out after him but Peter cracks him in the skull with the title without asking questions! He raises the title high as he heads to the back.
Winner: Peter Gilmour
Dr. Zero
NAZI
- vs -
Steve Davids
Wyatt Reynolds
Tag, 1 Fall
This match is officially under way, with Dr. Zero starting off against Steve Davids. They lunge at one another, getting into a quick lock-up. Steve attempts a clothesline to Zero, but the chicken supergenius is able to duck it and punch Steve in the stomach. He runs off the ropes and using his momentum he kicks Zero in the upper chest, turning around and nailing a dropkick to send him plummeting to the mat.
Lifting him up, Zero performs a body slam in order to keep the damage going. He walks over to the corner and tags in NAZI, his teammate for tonight. NAZI springs into the ring and attempts at an Aryan Axehandle to the ground, but Steve is able to dodge and kick NAZI's legs, standing as his opponent falls. Steve repeatedly kicks NAZI in the face, over and over again. He abruptly leg drops him, but stands to quicklt continue the assault.
Dr. Zero has seen just about enough for his liking. In a moment's notice, he jumps up to the top rope. He jumps, expecting to land a missile dropkick on Steve Davids' back--
Southern Uprising! That kick connected right to the beak!
Wyatt had seen Zero climb the ropes, and had run across the just ring as Zero had jumped.
Wyatt Reynolds has just saved his partner, but at what cost? He was only just in the way, and Zero's missile dropkick had instead connected with his shoulder.
With both men down, Steve turns to see just what had happened, giving NAZI enough time to stand, turn Steve around and set up the Concentration Clamp!
Steve is screaming in pain at this sudden move! The ref is in shock and is not sure how to act in this particular situation.
Steve's arm is hovering above the mat. He's biting his lip, trying to overcome the pain. It looks as if he's about to tap!
This early on!? No! Steve balls his open hand into a fist and punches his way out, his arm flailing as he tries with all his might to wrestle the madman off.
NAZI realises that Steve's not tapping, so he lets go of the hold. However, while Steve tries to recover, Nathaniel leaps to his feet.
He walks over to the ropes, rebounds off, and hits a Goose Stepping Heil To The Throat, making Steve gag for breath.
The ref has finally rolled Wyatt and Zero out of the ring, not really being careful, since they crash down to the mat.
NAZI picks up Steve, but is winded by a swift knee to the stomach. Steve sets up a suplex and is able to hit it. Steve pins NAZI.
...1
...2-- Kickout just after the ref counts 'two'.
Steve stands with his hands on his hips and sighs, calculating his next move. He lifts his hands in the air, and brings his body down to deliver an axehandle. He walks over to the corner and climbs it, seemingly planning to do an elbow drop.
But Zero climbs on the apron and slightly pushes Steve, drawing his attention away. The two have a pretty verbal argument, but it is soon cut off by Wyatt, who pulls Zero down from the side of the ring, smashing his beak into the apron. Wyatt walks around the ring to avoid being told off by the ref, making his way over to his corner.
Just as Steve turns his attention back to NAZI, Nathaniel is running toward him. With no time to react, Steve can only sit there helplessly while NAZI quickly climbs to turnbuckle and performs a belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope!!
NAZI stands as he sees Wyatt running towards him. He ducks his fellow nazi's clothesline attempt, but Wyatt's arm still makes contact, but with the ref instead!
Wyatt stands there, shocked, but NAZI is behind him, and he sets up the Iron Cross!
But Wyatt is able to wriggle out of it. He's on his feet before NAZI even realises that his finisher was unsuccessful.
Wyatt runs off the ropes and hits the Grand Wizard! Lights out!
But the referee's down! And not only that, but Wyatt is not the legal man! He is visibly pissed, and screams at the top of his lungs!
Running out of the ring, Wyatt searches beneath the apron, and pulls out a double brand, steaming hot and red, as if only just pulled from the fire.
How did no one notice that?
He slowly climbs the steps, admiring the carnage that has been built up around him. He walks around NAZI, twirling the long, hot piece of iron in his hands.
He holds it up in the air, preparing to get NAZI right in the chest...
Down it goes...
DR. ZERO WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!
The brand goes flying out of Wyatt's hands, landing hot side down on the mat just millimetres away from Steve's hand, branding the surface with a Rebel Flag and the Nazi Swastika.
Wyatt lands on top of NAZI, who had his fist extended, winding Wyatt and keeping him down.
Both NAZI and Dr. Zero stand over Wyatt Reynolds with pleased looks on their faces. Zero grabs the brand and politely passes it over to NAZI, who genuinely thanks him.
Deciding not to revel in this apparent victory, NAZI raises the brand and sends it down to Wyatt's bald head, but at the last fraction of a second, Wyatt is able to smack it away, missing the hot end by an inch.
It goes flying...
flying...
flying...
and it lands...
krtsssss
Directly on the back of Steve's hand!
He leaps to his feet and runs around the ring in pure pain, suddenly wide awake thanks to the pain that is coursing through his body, which not even the adrenaline can dumb down.
He keels over the rope, looking as if he's about to throw up.
Zero comes over and violently turns him around, planning to deal more damage, but in the insanity of it all, Steve turns and decks him right in the face with his burning hand!
kssss
Zero collapses down with his hands holding onto his beak in sheer agony!
NAZI realises what had happened and runs over to try and stop Steve, but he is met with the same fate.
Steve stops to take a breath, and realises just why he was able to drop the two of them so quickly. He helps Wyatt up, being sure to use his non-enflamed hand.
The two nod to one another and start stomping the shit out of their opponents, just as a replacement ref runs down to the ring.
The ref takes the brand and throws it down the Winner's Ride. It's Mexico's problem now.
The ref runs into the ring and tries to sort out the commotion that has brewed. The two dominating teams are still merrily stomping away.
The new referee tries to make them stop verbally, but since he's just being ignored, he pushes in and pushes Steve and Wyatt away.
Wyatt starts yelling at the ref, and the two seem to argue for quite some time, regarding things like who's legal, whether it's allowed etc.
Not wanting to get disqualified, Steve breaks it up, putting one hand on the ref and the other on Wyatt.
But he doesn't quite remember about his 'powers', and burns a whole right though the hole in the ref's shirt!
The ref collapses under the intense heat! He's not coming back!
Now it's Wyatt and Steve who begin arguing, pushing one another round the ring! Will this match ever continue?!
Apparently so, since Dr. Zero has raised one arm to low blow Steve Davids! He goes down!
The first ref has finally recovered, and regardless of whoever was legal before, begins counting Zero's pin attempt!
...1!
Wyatt just stands there and watches with a grim look on his face.
The ref's hand slowly rises again...
It looks like Wyatt's going to do something.
...2!
Wyatt is walking...
The ref's hand comes up one last time!
Wyatt has left the ring! He's making his way up the ramp!
The ref's hand is coming down...
THRRR---KICKOUT! JUST IN TIME!!
Wyatt turns around and sits on the ramp with a smile on his face.
Zero cannot believe it! He was sure that he had it!
Regardless of whether he had it or not, he slowly picks up Steve, he sets it up...
And he hits the Anesthesia! That's gotta be it!
Again, another pin attempt...
1...
KICKOUT! The ref's hand didn't even get to 2!
Dr Zero stands, leaning on the ropes with a pained expression... or at least what seems like one. Noticing the ref has buried his face in his hands - still recovering from that brutal shot apparently, Zero shakes NAZI's shoulder, and gets him to come to.
NAZI stands to his feet, and slowly climbs the top rope. Maybe we could have a successful top rope move this match?
He extends his arm out into a Nazi salute, and screams 'HEIL HITLER' which, to his surprise, most - if not all - of the crowd echo! Wow! Smiling, NAZI jumps, aiming to hit the Hitler Headbutt...
But the knees come up!!
NAZI's temple has been busted wide open! Wyatt laughs in approval and stands, making his way back over to the ring.
Dr. Zero and Steve exchange fists, with Steve's superhand seeming to have calmed down. Zero tries going for a bodyslam, but Steve dodges, and uses this window to kick him in the back of the knees.
Zero goes down to his knees, and Steve walks back around to deliver a snap DDT to Zero.
Steve is the only one left standing. He looks around at the carnage just as Wyatt climbs the stairs and enters the ring, clapping once again.
Steve is wary of Wyatt now, after he had left him to be pinned. Wyatt seems friendly however...
But it turns out he isn't, because Wyatt punches Steve square in the stomach! He lifts his teammate up and performs a Burning Cross! What the fuck!?
Wyatt admires his work and brushes his hands. He gladly exits the ring, walks up the ramp, and exits the arena proper.
NAZI drags himself over and goes for the pin...
...1
...2
THREE!!!
NAZI collapses to one side, and everybody in the ring is down on the mat, covered in blood, sweat, and with that burning scent in the background. The only one left standing is Wyatt, and not only is he not in the ring, but he had also lost the match. Why would he do that!?
Winners: NAZI & Dr. Zero
MAIN EVENT
Kimmy K
Kinwrathi
- vs -
Tony Santos
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
Tag, 1 Fall
The crowd is on their feet and going absolutely wild tonight as we see Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, Tony Santos, Kimmy K and Kinwrathi already positioned in their corners. The roar of cheers and screams echo through the arena as Tony Santos and Kinwrathi, make their way to the center of the ring. Then as Santos and Kinwrathi stare each other down the bell rings and this match begins!
Santos and Kinwrathi locking up right away! Matching each other blow for blow and neither missing a beat! The tables finally turning as Kinwrathi catches Santos with an epic Headbutt followed by an Uppercut that sends Santos careening back! However Santos catches his balance right before he slams to the canvas. Shaking his head and slowly rising to his feet, Tony is met by a Roundhouse Kick from Kinwrathi and an Elbow Smash.
Once again Tony teeters back but he stops himself before impact with the canvas. Another head shake and Santos retains his standing position. Yet is finally brought down when Kinwrathi delivers a chop to Santos' throat followed by a Leg Sweep! Tony crashes to the canvas as his hands fly to his throat and he begins to gag and cough. That chop to the throat really did a number on Santos!
As Tony in encumbered by this fit of gagging, Kinwrathi takes it upon himself to hit Tony with a Leg Drop and cover for the pin!
...1
...2
Kickout by Santos!
Tony rubs his neck and clears his throat as he rises to his feet but has little time to pull himself together before Kinwrathi comes diving towards him with a Spear. Tony dodges and Kinwrathi smashes into the ropes. Tangled up and momentarily at a disadvantage Kinwrathi is open for an attack as Santos spins Kinwrathi around and catches him with a mean Left Hook followed by a stiff Right Jab!
With the momentum of the match suddenly switching to Santos' favor Santos follows those blows up with several heavy handed chops to Kinwrathi's chest and a Spin Kick that cause Kinwrathi to drop to the canvas! From there Santos climbs onto Kinwrathi and begins to deliver a series of mounted punches to Kinwrathi's face before finishing it up with a Headbutt!
Blood begins to trickle from Kinwrathi's nose as he slumps flat onto the canvas. A motionless sitting target for Santos to claim as he takes to the ropes and climbs them with ease. Santos positions himself firmly atop the turnbuckle before he soars out into a perfect Frog Splash!
But wait...
Kinwrathi managed to roll out of the way!
Santos smashes to the canvas!
His move claiming nothing but canvas as it's target!
Santos surges on the canvas and rolls about from the shock of slamming into the canvas with full force as Kinwrathi pulls himself up and shoots for his corner. Kimmy's hand is waving about frantically, hungry for the tag! However Tony is back to his feet as this happens and sees what's about to occur. Tony runs towards Kinwrathi as Kimmy stretches her hand out and Kinwrathi makes the tag just seconds before Santos was about to stop it!
Santos slams into Kinwrathi but the tag was already made and Kimmy is now the legal person. Kimmy uses this moment to her advantage and enters the ring by leaping from the ropes and catches Santos with a Suicide Dive! Santos and Kimmy smash into the canvas with Kimmy firing with a frenzy of punches as soon as they drop.
Tony raises his arm and attempts to block the onslaught of punches and slaps but to no avail. Kimmy is on overdrive with he vicious attack! Finally Tony just grasps Kimmy by the shoulders and ends it all with Headbutt! Kimmy drops back and Tony shoots forward but before he can attempt an attack, Kimmy gets Santos with a Low Blow! This causes Santos to drop back to the canvas and both wrestlers are now down!
Santos rolls about the canvas, clutching his wounded balls as Kimmy holds her forehead and slowly rises up. Slapping herself in the face and shaking her head, Kimmy attempts to regain her bearing as she pulls herself up. Then with a burst of energy she sprints forward and drops with a Standing Senton.
OOOOHHHH!
So close!
But Tony rolls out of the way!
Then with Kimmy down briefly Santos climbs gingerly to his feet. Tony grabs Kimmy up off the canvas and flings her towards the ropes. Kimmy smack into the ropes and they act like a spring and send her flying back into a Clothesline from Tony Santos! Kimmy drops and Tony catches her before she falls, but only to hit her with a Frankensteiner!
From there Tony takes off to the ropes and ascends them with the speed and agility of a fierce jungle cat. He affixes himself to the top rope and sets there for a moment, smiling at the crowd as they roar in excitement. Covered in sweat and blood, Tony seems to be taking it all in. Then Tony leaps into the air as he executes... The Final Destination (Senton Bomb)!
Tony covers for the pin!
...1
...2
Kinwrathi drop kicks the ref from behind!
The crowd gasps at this turn of events as the ref drops and the count is broken!
Pissed off at what happened, Tony rises to his feet and is greeted by an Eye Gouge and a Double Underhook Suplex from Kinwrathi! Kinwrathi then begins to kick and stomp Tony while he's down. After a few moments of this Kinwrathi reaches down and tears Santos from the canvas by his hair. Kinwrathi smacks Tony across the face and then pulls him in to deliver a Belly To Belly Suplex!
However, before the move is made, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh comes shooting through the air with a well placed kick to Kinwrathi's head! Kinwrathi flies back on impact and goes stumbling backwards. Kinwrathi topples from the ring as Santos drops to the canvas!
ESP doesn't bother to check on her hurt team mate though. Instead she just smacks his shoulder and claims her role as the legal person in this match. Placing her sights on Kimmy K , who is rising up from the canvas. ESP flies towards Kimmy and immediately sends her down to the canvas with a knee to Kimmy's head and follows that up with a Fist Drop to Kimmy's nose!
Kimmy's nose is busted wide open and begins gushing blood everywhere as Tony climbs to his feet. Seeing the ref is still out cold Tony takes it upon himself to slap the ref in the face and revive him. A couple hard slaps and the ref wakes up!
As the ref pulls himself together and gets his bearings back, ESP wrenches Kimmy from the canvas and proceeds to hit her with a knee to the gut followed by a DDT! Kimmy claims a place on the canvas but not for long before ESP lifts Kimmy up. Lifts her high above her head even and brings her down hard onto an awaiting knee! Quite a scene to behold considering ESP did all this naked!
Kimmy surges in agony and screams out in pain as she flops onto the canvas. ESP awarding this pain by stepping onto Kimmy's throat! Really grinding her foot in hard before dropping her knee onto Kimmy's face! Then as the fans churn in overwhelming excitement ESP pulls Kimmy up and executes The Egyptian Snow Fall!
ESP covers Kimmy for the pin!
...1
...2
THREE!!!
Winners: Egyptian Snow Pharaoh & Tony Santos
Santos and ESP are announced the winners as they stand tall in the ring. Suddenly, everyone turns to look at Shane
who has arrived at the top of the ramp!
: Congratulations Tony Santos and Egyptian Snow Pharaoh. You'll join Dr. Zero and NAZI in the finals! That's right everyone, we are now down to the final FOUR in the Lethal Lottery tournament! On November 27th we'll see one final randomized tag team match and then the winners of that match will immediately break off into a one on one contest to determine who will be the sole winner of the entire Lethal Lottery tournament and claim a 24/7 briefcase! The runner up will also receive a prize in the form of a standard title shot for any title they decide, to be booked anytime they choose within a 30 day span!
Suddenly all the lights go out and Shane's voice can be heard...
: Uh oh... I wonder what that could be?
The lights come back on and NAZI is already cracking Tony Santos in the head with a steel chair! He turns and also catches ESP with the chair!
: Oh no! What's that crazy nazi NAZI doing? What a horrible turn of events!
Shane starts to laugh as he watches NAZI pick apart Santos and ESP with well places chair shots, stomps and kicks.
Suddenly out of nowhere... literally... completely out of thin air appears DR. ZERO!!! Right in the middle of the ring!
NAZI jumps back in shock seeing Dr. Zero appear out of thin air just inches away from him. NAZI holds the chair up as Dr. Zero slowly reaches out to shake NAZI's hand?
NAZI smirks and lowers the chair, stepping forward and ...SWING!
MISS!!!
NAZI swung the chair and somehow missed the target right in front of him... or did it pass through him? He swings again and the chair goes right through Dr. Zero leaving him completely unharmed. It's a hologram of some kind!
: Oh shitatoes! NAZI! Behind you!
But it's too late as Dr. Zero has slithered into the ring behind an unsuspecting NAZI...
Dr. Zero: Enter the final four as the healthiest by taking out the other three?
NAZI spins and turns to see Dr. Zero jamming a sledgehammer forward, slamming into NAZI's gut so hard that he's sent back a foot before collapsing to his knees and cradling his stomach.
Dr. Zero: Ensure victory of whatever team you end up on because you'll be the only one in top condition? Not a bad plan. And since that means you were going to try and find me anyway after taking out Santos and ESP, I thought I'd present myself to you first so you could finish off your plan with a perfectly executed Iron Cross right into a steel chair.
Shane yells and curses from up at the top of the ramp but Zero ignores him, pulling NAZI up and kicking him in the already aching stomach. Suddenly Dr. Zero backs up and... what's he doing?!?!? HOLY SHIT!!! He has seemingly "morphed" into NAZI!!!???
First NAZI can't hit Dr. Zero because he's a hologram and now the real Dr. Zero looks exactly like a clone of NAZI...?
: What the hell is this bullfuck? Are we in the video game? Where's my spear gun!?!?
"Dr. Zero as NAZI" lifts NAZI up into the Iron Cross position and smashes him down into one of the steel chairs with his own finishing move! Unbelievable! We've seen wrestlers on the receiving end of their own moves before but this takes the cake!
"Dr. Zero as NAZI" stands tall in the center of the ring as a "holy shit!!!" chant starts to explode from these raging fans! What the fuck did we just see? It's almost as if in a single flicker, Dr. Zero once again looks like himself. He surveys the fallen bodies all over the ring and slowly raises his arm in victory as he stares all the way up to Shane at the top of the ramp who is cursing and throwing a fit.
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