"John Black I heard you like you stick people's faces in dirty tampons..."

"Well you'll like this match then."

"The match will have a special stipulation. It will be a
BLOODY HELL MATCH.

"You might be wondering 'what is a bloody hell match, dawg?'"

"It will be a match which is contested under Xtreme Rules."

"BUT in order to win you must throw your opponent into a pit of used tampons. Just picture a pit at ringside which is the shape and depth of a Jacuzzi. Now imagine that instead of hot, bubbly water, that it's just filled with used tampons. And now I need you to imagine that there is a tractor next to that pit with a dump bucket. That dump bucket is filled to the rim with more used tampons."

"Alright, so to win you must throw your opponent into the pit of used tampons. Go into the tractor. Operate the tractor effectively while North Koreans throw trash at you. And dump the tractor bucket which is filled with used tampons onto your opponent. Only then will there be a winner."