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Lethal Warfare! FULL SHOW 10/27/2013
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
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10-29-2013, 07:32 PM


Weekend Warfare!
RP Deadline: 12 Noon PST, SUNDAY


Lethal Lottery - Round 2




Tri Bute and Cam Lang
- vs -
Nightmare and Zak Misery
Tag, 1 Fall



Steve Davids and JTC
- vs -
Barney Green and Matt Ward
Tag, 1 Fall



Eli James IV and Peter Gilmour
- vs -
Casey Jones and Dr. Zero
Tag, 1 Fall



Dean Moxley McGovern and Tony Santos
- vs -
Mystica and Liz Hathaway
Tag, 1 Fall



Kimmy K and NAZI
- vs -
John Austin and Smoke Man
Tag, 1 Fall



MAIN EVENT
Juan Madison and Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
- vs -
Theo Pryce and Hunter Payne
Tag, 1 Fall







Pyros explode along the ramp way as the fans scream in anticipation for Round Two of the Lethal Lottery!!!

Tri Bute and Cam Lang
- vs -
Nightmare and Zak Misery
Tag, 1 Fall


It seems as if Cam Lang and Zak Misery will start this up. They lock up, and it’s obvious that Cam Lang has the strength advantage. He puts Zak Misery in a headlock. Cam Lang flips over Zak’s back, and hits him with a DDT! What an acrobatic move! Zak Misery pops up, unfazed by the DDT. They lock up again, and Cam Lang knees Zak in the chin. Zak stumbles back and Cam charges at him and hits him with a clothesline sending Zak to the mat. Lang then jumps in the air and drops a knee down on Zak’s forehead. Zak attempts to roll out of the ring, but Cam Lang pulls him back in.

Cam picks Zak up, but Zak fights back with some shots to the stomach of Lang. Zak grabs Lang and hits him with a belly to belly suplex, sending Lang to the other side of the ring. Ironically enough, that side is the same side Lang’s partner, Tri Bute is on. Tri Bute leans over the rope and slaps the back of Cam Lang.

Tri Bute gets in the ring, and charges at Zak. Zak stands his guard, but is obviously mismatched again, and Tri Bute hits Zak with a big boot, and Zak falls flat to the mat. Tri Bute with the pin!

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Zak Misery kicks out! Tri Bute picks up Zak by the hair, but Zak rolls Tri Bute up with a school boy!

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Tri Bute rolls out of it! Tri Bute prances up, just about the same time as Zak Misery. Tri Bute charges at Zak but Zak counters with a snap scoop powerslam! Zak rolls over to tag Nightmare. He tags Nightmare and the 6’8, 280 beast comes into the ring.

Tri Bute and Nightmare have an intense staredown. They lock up! Both men the power of their teams. Nightmare, the obviously bigger, stronger man takes advantage of his weight differecnct by putting Tri Bute in a head lock, then a suplex. Nightmare gets up and stands over the downed body of Tri Bute. He steps on Tri Bute, using every single pound Nightmare possesses. Nightmare steps off of Tri Bute, and Tri Bute gasping for air, rolls out of the ring. Nightmare follows him.

As Tri Bute stands outside collecting breath, Nightmare stands behind him. Tri Bute turns around and Nightmare charges at him. Cam Lang comes from out of nowhere and pushes Tri Bute against the barricade, while in the process, taking a spear by Nightmare! What a show of teamwork by Cam! Tri Bute stomps Nightmare in the body, and then kicks him in the temple. Tri Bute rolls in the ring. Nightmare recovers and rolls in the ring; Tri Bute picks Nightmare up, and hits him with a German suplex, making Nightmare land awkwardly on his neck. Tri Bute pins Nightmare…

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Zak Misery breaks up the pin at 2 and 7/8! Cam Lang gets in the ring and clotheslines Zak out of the ring, simultaneously falling out of the ring himself. Tri Bute gets up, just about the same time as Nightmare, and they begin exchanging blows. Nightmare, Tri, Nightamre, Tri, Nightmare, Nightmare, Nightmare! Nightmare kicks Tri Bute in the mid-section and lifts him in the air, in a suplex position. Nightmare crashes to the canvas sending a wave of pain into the neck and back of Tri Bute. Nightmare gets up and beats his chest in excitement. He walks over and tags Zak Misery. Zak gets in the ring and kneels to the down Tri Bute. He takes his hands and begins to choke Tri Bute! Tri Bute is trying to fight out of it, but there is no hope! Zak’s got a pretty good grip.

Tri Bute looks as if he is going to faint, and Cam Lang has had enough! Cam gets in the ring and kicks Zak Misery in the temple, causing Zak to fall to the mat! Cam slaps Tri Bute in the face a few times, and Tri Bute wakes up. Cam gets outside of the ring, and Tri Bute gets up so he can tag Cam. Cam gets in the ring, and starts stomping Zak in the back. Cam picks Zak up by the hair, and hits him with a snap suplex, followed by a standing moonsault. Cam goes for the pin…

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Zak kicks out! Cam gets this pissed look on his face, and picks Zak up. Zak is standing there dazed, and Cam… off the rope…. Dizaster Ki… no! Zak ducks it and hits Cam with a springboard moonsault! Zak obvioysly angry, begins to go on an all out rampage! Zak begins to punch and stomp Cam like it’s nothing! Nightmare extends his body and taps Zak on the back. Nightmare gets in the ring and orders Zak to get out. Zak does, and Nightmare turns around to find a Superkick by Cam Lang! Nightmare falls to the mat! Cam Lang goes for the pin…


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NIGHTMARE KICKS OUT! Cam Lang looks at the ref in shock. Cam gets up and picks Nightmare up. He Irish whip’s Nightmare to Cam’s corner. Cam tags Tri Bute in, and hits Nightmare with a backstabber. Tri Bute goes to the top rope! Tri Bute….Tri Bute to the…… Nightmare counters with by lifting his foot in the air, and hitting Tri Bute with a big boot! Tri Bute falls to the mat! Nightmare gets up and picks Tri Bute up. He Irish whips Tri Bute to the rope. Tri Bute on the rebound runs into a gorilla press slam! Tri Bute is down! Nightmare points to Zak Misery. He tags in Zak, and Zak gets in the ring. Zak stands in the corner. Tri Bute gets on all fours, and Zak charges at him. Zak is going for Your Last Goodbye, but Tri Bute stands hops up… and nails a brutal shot to the jaw of Zak sending him down.

Tri bute quickly tags in Cam. Cam picks up Zak and motions for the superkick. Nightmare runs in but is tackled to the outside by Tri bute. Those two go at it as Zak quickly rolls up Cam into a pinning predicament...




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KICKOUT

Nightmare tries to get back in the ring but Tri bute is holding on to his legs so he can not enter. Cam and Zak get back to their feet and Cam hits the superkick out of no where!...He covers Zak as the referee makes his count

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THREE!!!

WINNERS: Tri Bute and Cam Lang






The referee raises Cam's hand in victory as the fans go wild in the arena. Nightmare nails Tri bute with a vicious headbutt and enters the ring. He turns Cam around and nails Cam with The Break (Gorilla press slam into back breaker) ...Cam goes down hard. Nightmare picks up Zak and tosses him to the outside. He drags Zak to the announcers table. Nightmare throws the monitor off to the side with anger. He picks up Zak and nails a huge powerbomb through the announcers table. Zak lays motionless off to the side in the wreckage as the fans begin chanting "holy shit!" ....

Nightmare walks around the ring, surveying the carnage he has left behind. Tri bute tries to get back up and go after Nightmare but Nightmare gives Tri bute a huge boot to the face. Security comes down trying to make Nightmare back off. Nightmare climbs over the barricade and escapes through the crowd



Zak Misery is leaving the ring and heading back up the entrance ramp.


Whack!!!


Misery collapses to a heap on the ramp.


It’s Chris Macbeth!!


Chris Macbeth has jumped out of the crowd and nailed Zak Misery with a chair to the back of the head. He then rolls the fallen vampire over on to his back.


Macbeth: Try to have a bite out of me will you? Let’s see if you like the taste of your own blood.


Macbeth then continues to pound the chair down onto Misery’s face. Whack...Whack...Whack....Whack, Still no blood in sight. Macbeth looks annoyed by this so drops the chair resting it on Zaks face before climbing onto the barricade that separates the competitors and the fans.


Macbeth holds his arms out to his side before jumping from the barricade and landing a two footed stomp onto the chair that was resting on Misery’s face. The chair slides on to the ground as Macbeth turns and looks down to see blood pouring from Misery’s forehead.


There is no moment from the Vampire and Macbeth takes a moment to taunt the undead, unconscious Zak.


Macbeth: How does that taste you sick freak.


Macbeth grabs Misery and lifts him up, Misery suddenly regains some sort of consciousness and shoves Macbeth away before diving over the barricade and disappearing into the crowd. Macbeth quickly jumps up onto the barricade to get a high vantage point to spot the vampire but he has disappeared.





Steve Davids and JTC
- vs -
Barney Green and Matt Ward
Tag, 1 Fall


JTC and Matt Ward lock up in the center of the ring. Neither of them get a clear advantage; they are so evenly matched! JTC tries to push Matt Ward, but he totally keeps his ground. What a bad ass. Matt Ward then takes his turn and shoves JTC, but JTC doesn’t fall over either. They try to punch each other, but their hands collide! Fist to fist!

JTC and Matt Ward look at each other and silently agree to tag in their partners since they are so evenly matched. JTC, however, is super sly and has his fingers crossed. Matt Ward tags in Barney Green and JTC doesn’t tag in his partner! He is already breaking promises! He runs at Green with his arm extended, but Green ducks under it somehow even though he is fat. Barney shows JTC what he learned on Two and a Half Broke Girls and hits him with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex into a pin….

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Barney stops pinning him though. He didn’t mean to put JTC in a pinning position it just took him a bit longer to get up. Steve Davids looks really mad on the apron. He must want the tag. If only JTC wasn’t so goddamn sly.

JTC takes his time getting back to his feet after being slammed and laid on by Barney Green, but Barney is slow as well. Barney is up first and immediately tags out to Matt Ward, I guess after hitting one move he needed some rest.

Matt Ward runs into the ring like an evenly matched with JTC machine, but JTC remembers how that went for him earlier so he tags out to Steve Davids, who immediately starts running down a Tyler Reks Top 15 Moves List on YouTube! After a taking Kneeling Mat Slam followed by a Jumping Elbow Drop, Matt Ward rolls to his feet and gets tapped with a Sliding Punch to the gut. Steve Davids pins him. It is a super strategic pin, no one knows if he’ll be able to kick out.

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KICKOUT!

Steve Davids realizes that three moves out of fifteen isn’t enough to put down the dog. Steve Davids pulls Matt Ward to his feet and position him perfectly.

Joey Styles: Is he doing move number five on Tyler Reks’s list of moves according to LFCrxado’s YouTube video?

Steve Davids does in fact hit the Swinging Leg Hook Fireman’s Carry Slam into another pin.

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Barney Green breaks it up! Steve Davids chases Barney back into his corner, but Matt sneaks up on him and catches him in a Schoolboy Pin.




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But Steve Davids rolls his shoulder away before the two. Matt leaps to tag in Barney, the fresh man, into the ring, but Steve grabs his foot and pulls him back then locks in a STF. He applies it correctly though. However, Matt Ward just grabs the ropes since he is right there. Steve picks Matt up by the leg again, but he hits an Enzuigiri! Matt dives towards the fully energized Barney Green who looks ready to hit more than one move. HE MAKES THE TAG! Davids also tags in JTC!

Barney hits JTC with a Running Back Elbow and then he hits Steve Davids with another Running Back Elbow! JTC is barley on his feet so Barney Green goes to dance with him!

Joey Styles: It looks like he is about to dance with him!

But, instead of dancing with him, Green nails JTC with a Reverse Russian Legsweep.

Joey Styles: I was totally fooled! Now he’s pinning JTC!

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Kickout by JTC!

Unbelievable!

Green is outraged!

Green slams his fist on the canvas!

JTC rolls aside and rises to his feet. As this happens Green look sover at JTC and glares angrily. Sweat drips into the Green Machine's eyes as he dips his shoulder and charges for JTC like a quarterback, ready to make a tackle. JTC turns and sees Barney barreling straight towards him, but can't avoid it. Barney blasts into JTC with his shoulder and JTC flies back like he was just hit with a fucking bulldozer!

JTC slams into the ropes and bounces back!

Flying right into a Clothesline from Green! JTC crashes to the canvas and the ring shakes from the epic blow. Then Barney reaches down and lifts JTC up in the air. Barney raises JTC high above his head as he begins spinning around like a helicopter. Round and around he goes, until both he and JTC look like their going to lose their dinners all over the place. Then Green stops and staggers in place a bit before launching JTC across the ring!

JTC slams into the ring post and lays there in a heap. JTC raises a hand to his head as his eyes remain closed and places that hand on the side of his head. JTC looks to be in a horrible state and this brings a chuckle from Green who has already regained his bearings. Green dips his shoulder again and narrows his eyes at JTC laying in a broken lump in the corner of the ring and charges!


But wait...


Steve Davids pops up from the side of the ring, reaches out and slaps the chest of JTC, making Davids the legal man. Davids then jumps up to the ropes and executes a Suicide Dive straight at Barney Green. Davids impacts Green mid-charge and the force causes Green to drop backwards!

Davids is spry though and is quick to get back to his feet. So as soon as Green is rising to his, Davids nearly takes Green's head off with a well delivered Roundhouse Kick! Davids follows this with - Game Over (Praying Mantis Bomb)!!!

Davids covers for the pin!

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Three!

WINNERS: Steve Davids and JTC






Alexandra Callaway and Peter Gilmour had been having a war of words for months now. Both of them hated the other. She had thrown down a challenge and he had accepted however it wasn’t enough for her, she had vowed to destroy him. With everything that had happened to her in the past few months she was more filled with anger than she ever had been before. From down the hall she saw Peter Gilmour headed her way, prepared for his match up. Alexandra held the stainless steel baseball bat over her head, waiting for him to walk past her. When he past her she crept up behind him, preparing to bring the bat down across his back.

THWACK!

It hit him hard across the back sending him to the floor where she continued to alternate between beating him with the baseball bat and kicking him. She continued her brutal assault all the while screaming at him.

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

Callaway: "Who’s the loser now huh? Who’s the loser?"

You can hear him screaming out in pain as she swings the bat around over and over. She didn’t let up until even when Peter asked for her to stop. She repeatedly hits him with the baseball bat, across his back and legs. It took six referees and several of the management team to get her off of Peter Gilmour. The scene fades out on the image of her screaming at him and medical teams attending to him.





Eli James IV and Peter Gilmour
- vs -
Casey Jones and Dr. Zero
Tag, 1 Fall

Casey Jones and Peter Gilmour are starting off in the match. Peter is limping and holding his back after the attack he just suffered from Alexandra Callaway, but he's angrier than ever from it! Peter starts to limp toward Casey and grunts in pain as he begins running at full force going for a clothesline, however Casey uses his much advantageous speed over the big frame of Gilmour and that sends Pete right into the turnbuckle. This dazes Gilmour momentarily which sends Casey on the offense with a bundle of punches and kicks which daze Gilmour even further. Casey stops as he hears laughter coming from the opposite corner, which turns out to be Eli James who seemingly enjoys the abuse Peter is taking at the hands of his stable member in Casey Jones. Jones acknowledges the laughter and gives him a quick stare, however this is enough time for Peter to regain his self and is able to charge out of the corner with a vicious clothesline! Casey goes down to the mat and Peter has another sudden, sharp spike of pain through his back from that earlier attack.

Gilmour: God damn that bitch!

He holds his back and seems to growl before rushing in on Jones and stomping him again and again. Gilmour looks like he's trying to stomp out a fire! The more pain he's in, the more brutal he becomes!

Gilmour beats his own chest and screams with his foot stomped down hard in the middle of Casey's chest for the pin...




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KICK OUT!

It's going to take a whole lot more than a clothesline to keep Casey down, as Peter goes right back on the offense and picks up Casey and throws him against the ropes, as Casey rebounds Peter bends down and is going for a back body drop however the intelligence of Casey steps in as he drops to one knee and nails Gilmour with a European uppercut which sends the big man to his corner as Casey stands tall looking on as suddenly...

Eli James with the tag.

James tags the back of Gilmour and slowly takes his position in the ring. Jones looks on at the leader of the Congregation and takes a few steps back before slapping the shoulder of Dr. Zero! Casey steps out as a round of applause is heard throughout the arena as Dr. Zero quickly runs into the ring and takes Eli by surprise as he starts wailing on the bigger man, he runs to the opposite ropes and rebounds at Eli and lands a sick shining wizard! The crowd gives another round of applause as Dr. Zero stands tall and starts to pick up Eli, once both men are up Eli with no warning delivers a vicious slap that is heard throughout the arena! Dr. Zero is taken back by the slap of the United states champion so he starts walking up to Eli in thinking of returning the favour with a slap of his own however Eli out of no where delivers a big boot! Dr. Zero crashes down to the ring as Eli drops also and goes for the cover.

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KICK OUT!

Eli looks at the ref as if it was perhaps a slow count, either way he gets to one knee and takes this valuable time to regain his composure. He stands up and is giving off a sadistic laugh much to the dismay of the XWF faithful. He drags the body of Dr. Zero to his corner and extends his hand out as Gilmour tags in to the match. Peter picks up the body of Dr. Zero and picks him up onto his shoulder and takes several steps around the ring as it looks like he's nearly showboating to the crowd before dropping him to the mat with a powerslam! Peter goes for the cover...

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KICK OUT!

Peter seems a little irritated as he surely thought it would be a closer 3 count, however he plays it off and drags Dr. Zero to a turnbuckle, from there he delivers a few corner stomps to Zero as he positions Zero as he sits him against the second rope and walks to the opposing turnbuckle. The crowd seems curious as Peter looks like he's ready to give it his all, he looks onto the crowd and slaps his chest a few times before running at his fastest and it seems he's going for a patented Yakuza kick...


















HOWEVER DR. ZERO MOVES OUT JUST IN TIME!



Zero moves out of the way as Peter goes flying into the turnbuckle in an awkward position and holds onto his leg in pain as Zero is slowly crawling to Casey who's stomping on the ring furiously to get tagged in and so he does! Casey jumps over the top rope not wasting any time and just as Peter stands up he jumps right into him delivering an impact which sends both men over the top rope! The first rows of fans all stand up to get in on the action as Casey stands up and gets a few cheers from the crowd which isn't exactly normal for Dr. Jones... the ref starts to count as Casey sets up Peter against the barricade and takes a few steps back before running knee first at Peter's skull! Quickly after this, he grabs onto the head of Peter and finishes off the sequence with a vicious neckbreaker on the outside! He gets up seconds after and pushes the body of Gilmour into the ring, he goes to make the cover.

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KICK OUT!

The closest count yet as a couple of ooh's are heard throughout the arena and Casey seems beside himself, he stands up examines the near seemingly lifeless body of Gilmour and looks on around him into the audience as he steps to the outside of the ropes and starts to climb the ropes until he's standing on the very top. Casey looks on around him and shrugs as he leaps high up into the air with intent of landing a leg drop...















PETER MOVES OUT JUST IN TIME!

The thud of Casey connecting with the mat makes a very loud noise, as Peter is leaning against a rope and eventually regains some consciousness as he's able to stand up and observes Casey squirming around in pain as he goes right to the offence and takes the body of Jones before picking him up onto his shoulders as the crowd stands up for what could be coming up...

NO, NOT THE KILLSWITCH!

Peter gives out a scream with authority as that's a signal enough to show he's going to try and finish this...

WAIT.

Peter is caught off guard as he turns around and drops Jones to the mat as Eli has his hand extended out and Peter looks on at why Eli would want to step into the ring with a member of his Congregation... however, Pete doesn't think of it for long as he just wants to advance with the match and reluctantly walks over and slaps the hand of Eli.

In comes Eli James now under the top rope. He stares down at Casey Jones who is in the middle of the mat. James points at Gilmour, indicating that this move is for him. Eli then heads towards the ropes but on the return bounce he drops down to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Peter looks at Eli puzzled. Eli turns and stares at Gilmour with a venomous grin on his face. Peter begins frantically walking up and down the ring apron as the referee urges Eli back into the ring before beginning a ten count. Casey has sat up and backed into his corner as he looks at Eli walking away.

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Gilmour begins roaring in anger “NO!” Eli falls backwards half way up the ramp as he laughs at Gilmour, still staring at him.


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Eli is at the top of the ramp, he simply winks, blows a kiss and strolls to the back as Peter is left sitting on the ring apron looking down in disbelief. Suddenly Gilmour starts to run toward Eli!

Gilmour is having trouble running and WHACK!!!

Out from the crowd with that metal baseball bat! Alexandra Callaway!




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The ref is still counting out Eli who seems to have willingly exited the area!












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Alexandra Callaway kicks Gilmour and says one last thing to him.

Callaway: Say goodbye to Lethal Lottery.

She kicks him again and walks to the back with her trusty bat in hand.

WINNERS: Casey Jones and Dr. Zero






Dean Moxley McGovern and Tony Santos
- vs -
Mystica and Liz Hathaway
Tag, 1 Fall

And here we go. Tony Santos against Liz Hathaway. Santos goes right after his female counterpart underestimating Hathaway's quickness. Hathaway rolls out of an attempted clothesline only to be met with a few knees to the midsection which causes Hathaway to fall backwards into the turnbuckle. Santos backs away a few steps and then chages at Hathaway, landing a massive SPLASH on Liz sending her dazed and confused to the ring floor. Santos looks over at Liz’s partner and laughs. Santos lifts Hathaway and delivers a punch to the abdomen, Hathaway is doubled over giving Santos the opportunity to place her between his legs head first, before he can lift his opponent up for the powerbomb Hathaway using all her strength flips Santos up and over which causes a massive THUD as Santos crashes to the mat. Hathaway takes a second to gather her self and climbs the turnbuckle and quickly leaps off ...


ELBOW DROP!!!


Hathaway lands an elbow drop right onto Santo’s throat.

Hathaway lifts Santos up and whips him towards the ropes, Santos ducks an attempted kick to the face and bounces off the far side ropes only to be meat with an elbow to the face which then turns into a DDT.

Hathaway gingerly walks over to her corner and slaps hands with Mystica. The Prophet of the Mist takes a glance at a weakened Tony Santos before lifting him to his feet….

SUPERKICK!!!

No sooner is Santos on his feet and he is met with a Superkick!! Mystica with the cover…





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KICKOUT!!!

Santos get’s his shoulder up just in time. Mystica pulls up Santos head and immediately puts him in a headlock. Santos is fighting it and fighting hard….before Mystica can really put the pressure on Santos. Tony slowly and methodically raises himself onto his knees and then stands up completely.

Santos reaches back and rushes backwards sending Mystica back first into the turnbuckles. Mystica stumbles out of the corner where he is met with a Russian Lew Sweep.
Mystica manges to get up relatively quickly only to be Chokeslammed back down.
Santos walks over to his partner, Dean Moxley McGovern and greets him with a slap across the chest. The two men exchange a glance and before Dean can even enter the ring Mystica grabs him by the hair and pulls him over the ropes and starts immediately delivering a few boots to the face of McGovern.
Mystica picks up his opponent and quickly runs to the far side ropes with such force that sling shots himself off and greets McGovern with a flying clothesline that immediately sends McGovern’s limp body to the mat.

Mystica wasting no time climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, points to the crowd and leaps off…

FROG SPLASH!

Mystica with the cover…


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Broken up by Santos!! Mystica gets up wondering what just happened. The ref is screaming at Santos to get out of the ring.

Mystica picks up McGovern, McGovern shoves Mystica away, then grabs his own arm after wrapping it around Mystica’s head. Both men spin around as McGovern successfully lands a neck breaker. McGovern is quick to the draw, lifting Mystica back to his feet.

McGovern backs into the corner slowly, lifts himself up to the top turnbuckle…


FAMEASSER!!

Mystica’s face crashes to the mat. McGovern parlays that right into a Figure Four Leg Lock.

The ref checks on Mystica, his arm stays in the air…McGovern pulls back harder, the veins popping in his head…the ref checks again, again Mystica’s arm stays raises. Slowly but surely Mystica is able to crawl to the ropes and wrap his arms around the bottom rope forcing McGovern to break the hold.

Mystica slowly gets to his feet, as soon as he does McGovern starts with repeated chops to the chest. Each one seems to have no effect on Mystica whatso ever. Instead Mystica drops McGovern with a spinning heel kick. Wasting no time Mystica lifts McGovern and before he can even react Mystica grabs McGovern by the head, pulls backwards and lands a devastating REVERSE DDT… cover by Mystica!


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Kickout!


Mystica up to his feet, puts his hands in a prayer motion and waits for McGovern to reach his knees...


MYST BE WITH YOU!
(Buzzsaw kick)


NO! McGovern ducked and wraps his arms around Mystica's waist and runs towards the ropes near Mystica's corner. McGovern attempts to pull Mystica down into a roll up... but Mystica holds onto the ropes. Sending McGovern to roll off the mat by himself. Quick to his feet is McGovern as he charges back at Mystica. Mystica ducks the on-coming clothesline and sends McGovern over the top rope.



BLIND TAG TO TONY SANTOS!



McGovern lands on his feet on the apron. Tony Santos who is also on the apron goes to punch Mystica, but it is blocked. Mystica then hangs Santos on the top rope with a modified jawbreaker. Mystica steps back for a big move on a dazed Tony Santos.

FUHGET WHATCHU HEARD BY MCGOVERN!
(Slingshot DDT from the ring apron)

McGovern hits his finisher off the apron on an unsuspecting Mystica. But McGovern no longer being the legal man is taken out of the ring by the referee. Mystica is out cold, thus giving Santos time to recover as he heads to the top rope...



TONY AWARD!
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NO! MYSTICA PUT HIS KNEES UP!

Mystica begins crawling to his corner. He gets about halfway before Tony Santos jumps on the crawling Mystica, breaking his forward progress. Santos grabs Mystica by his hair and slowly begins to lift him up. Russian Leg Sweep and a cover by Santos.

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Kickout!

Tony Santos gets up and wraps his legs around Mystica's arm, and before locking in a cross armbar, he taunts Mystica's partner Liz Hathaway.



MYSTICA WITH AN ANKLE LOCK OUT OF NOWHERE!



Mystica reversed the armbar with an ankle lock! Santos is screaming in agony. Santos tries to kick Mystica away, but no avail! Mystica has it sinched in! After almost a minute of torture Tony Santos makes it onto one leg. Hopping for a few seconds before hitting an enzuigiri, but Mystica ducked it! And Tony Santos is right back into the position he started in. McGovern sees his partner is seconds from tapping out, so he comes in and breaks the submission hold!

McGovern with an irish whip to Mystica. Frankensteiner by McGovern on the rebound... is countered with a powerbomb by Mystica! Mystica and McGovern are down. Santos limps over to a down Mystica and attempts a Santos stretch (Sharpshooter), but again Mystica counters by grabbing Santos's nearest ankle and turning it into another ankle lock! Santos tries to get out again, and this time he is able to roll on his back and literately kickout of Mystica's ankle lock.



Commentator: Mystica might be able to do this all by himself!



The force of the kickout causes Mystica to fall backwards towards his corner. Mystica rebounds off his corner. As he is about to charge towards Tony Santos, Liz Hathaway tags herself in, and heads to the top turnbuckle. Crossbody from the top rope onto Tony Santos. Cover...

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Broken up by McGovern. Who was still in the ring, just temporarily knocked out.

Mystica runs at McGovern, sending both men over the top rope and to the ringside floor. Hathaway wastes no time and attacks Santos.

Hathaway hits a leg sweep on Tony Santos, but he is right back up to his feet so she then hit a drop toe hold, followed by a hard dropkick to the back of his head in a very fast pace sequence. Cover by Hathaway.

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Liz Hathaway keeps kicking Tony Santos, eventually leading to a dropkick to his head that sends him rolling to the outside of the ring beside Mystica and McGovern. Hathaway waits for the 3 males to reach their feet. She goes off the far ropes....

A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE!

2 out of 3! Hathaway hits McGovern and her own partner Mystica, but Tony Santos was able to move out of the way. Santos pounces on Hathaway. hitting her with mounted punches. He then picks her up to throw her into the steel post! Hathaway's head ricocheting off and back to Tony Santos, who throws her back into the ring. Santos then goes to the top rope and hits a diving leg drop, followed by a pin attempt.

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Kickout!

Santos off the ropes, his headsciccors is countered! Liz Hathaway hits a flapjack out of desperation! Hathaway tries to get it together and heads to the top rope.

LIZSANITY!
(shooting star legdrop)

NO! Tony Santos moved out of the way! Liz Hathaway crashed and burned. She is holding her knee in pain. Tony Santos quickly recovers and head to the top rope himself.



Commentator: Tony Santos gonna show her how it's done!



Mystica and McGovern have came to and are trying to get back to a vertical base.







TONY AWARD BY TONY SANTOS CONNECTS!
(shooting star press)



cover by Santos!





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Mystica runs in to try and break up the pin... but McGovern is holding one of Mystica's legs on the outside of the ring.














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Mystica can't reach Santos! He is fingertips away from breaking the pin, but can't make it!

Mystica uses all of his power to spring forward, out of Dean's grasp. He breaks free from Dean but his aim is thrown off by the last yank Dean got in... and Mystica lands RIGHT ON THE REFEREE!!!
















Fans: "THREE!!"

The ref is motionless as Mystica takes a moment to realize what has transpired. His eyes shoot back and forth from the downed ref to Tony Santos to Dean McGovern trying to blindside him...




BUT MYSTICA SPEEDS FORWARD WITH THE MYSTIKICK! That running enzuigiri was more sickening than Dean McGovern under the covers with an eight year old!!!




Tony Santos rushes toward Mystica but Mystica catches him with a high knee and a Northern lights suplex held over into a pin!








...the ref begins to wake up...


















...the ref doesn't even remember who is legal and who isn't!
























He sees Mystica pinning Tony and counts!

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KICKOUT!

The ref drops back down to take some deep breaths as Santos and Mystica go at it, but Liz gets back up and grabs Tony's arms from behind to hold him. Tony does the unthinkable and kicks his foot behind him... right up between Liz's legs!

Santos: You might not have sexy balls like me, but that's GOTTA hurt!!!

Mystica can't believe what he's seeing! He charges but Tony dives out of the way and Mystica nails Liz with the Mistikick!

Fans: Oooooooh!!!!!

Liz is OUT COLD.

Mystica rushes back to his feet but Dean and Tony are already double clotheslining him.

Tony quickly jumps toward Liz, landing on her with an intentionally hard splash before hooking her leg for the pin!

Meanwhile, Dean sets Mystica up for THE BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

The ref is shaking his head and finally starting to stand very slowly...

Mystica reverses Dean's move! Dean tried shoving Mystica's head between his legs but Mystica surprised him with a treacherous shot to the family jewels!!! Dean is hopping around the ring holding his "junk" and screaming like a school girl. Mystica moves in... THE MAW OF OBLIVION! That incredible Headlock Driver leaves Dean more limp than if he just looked at naked adults.





Mystica instinctively covers Dean!







...BUT TONY SANTOS IS STILL COVERING LIZ!







The referee shakes the cobwebs and looks at both pins happening at the same time.

He blinks his eyes and then closes them hard, holding his hand to his forehead and trying to remember who are the legal competitors right now.




He shakes his head and looks at the two pins and just drops down between them, taking BOTH of his hands and counting!!!

Santos holds his pin on Liz while Mystica keeps Dean pinned too!



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...THREE ...THREE

The ref gets up and uses both of his hands to signal for the bell. He rushes over to the ring announcer and says something to him as Santos and Mystica both rise, confused on the outcome here.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that this match is a DRAW... and that everyone in the match will advance into...

BUT SUDDENLY HE IS CUT OFF!

: I don't think so!

Boos fill the arena as Shane stands at the top of the ramp.

: I received a lot of heat for allowing both teams to advance last week when the main event got ruined by a bumbling official not knowing his head from his potato! I'm not letting the same thing happen this week.

Shane walks up to the referee and backhands him right in the face.

: Idiot!

The ref scurries off, holding his face in more shame than pain.

: This match is not going to end with all four competitors advancing. Not to mention, this is the SECOND week in a row where we have Dean McGovern taking a controversial pin. He was a part of last week's confusion too!

The fans whisper among themselves. Some of the young children are getting angry that Shane is being so mean to their friend.

: So the way I see it, it's time for me to pull a real shitty move. I always told you people that the "D" in Shane D. stood for DICK... and here's the proof!

Everyone quiets down to hear what Shane is about to say. Liz and Dean are also starting to recover and listening as they sit up.

: As far as I'm concerned, anybody who was involved in TAKING a fall has proven to me and everyone else that they are the ones deserving of elimination! I just saw with my very own eyes, Dean McGovern and Liz Hathaway take pins from Mystica and Tony Santos... AND THAT'S WHY DEAN AND LIZ ARE BOTH ELIMINATED!!!

A chorus of boos and "asshole" chants ring out as Shane just pretty much is coming out and making up new rules as he goes. What a lousy owner.

: Congratulations, Tony Santos and Mystica! You move on to the next round.

Advancing: Tony Santos & Mystica
Eliminated: Dean McGovern & Liz Hathaway





Kimmy K and NAZI
- vs -
John Austin and Smoke Man
Tag, 1 Fall

Once all the competitors are in the ring, the bell sounds and the match starts off with Nazi and John Austin. Kimmy wants in first, but Nazi shakes his head, then turns to stand off against Austin. The two men lock up with Smoke trying to get the team behind John Austin. The two men lock up and Nazi sends Austin to the corner with a fury of punches, but John fires back returning with a few punches of his own. Nazi goes for The Iron Cross, but Austin wiggles out of it and flies into the corner tagging in his partner. Kimmy’s bouncing on the ring apron, wanting her partner to tag her in. You can tell he is getting a bit annoyed with her and finally gives in, letting her have Smoke Man. 

Smoke Man circles Kimmy, who watches him closely. She goes for an arm drag and manages to get him over. She goes for a pin, but he kicks out before the referee can’t tap the ring even once. Nazi’s on the ring apron shouting insults at his opponents. Kimmy hits her patented, K.I.K and goes for another pin. One count, but John Austin breaks the pin. Kimmy makes it to her knees, when Smoke Man, Irish whips her into the corner and Nazi tags himself in. Nazi goes back on the attack, taking Smoke Man down with a German Suplex. Smoke tries to make it back to the corner but Nazi pulls him back into the ring and unloads a fury of stomps on him. John Austin tries to cheer his partner on, the two of them working like a well-oiled machine. 

Austin stretches reaching out for his partner, when Smoke Man’s hand touches his, Austin charges the ring and tears into Nazi, hitting him with a tornado DDT. Nazi hits the mat hard and Austin goes for the pin. Two count. Austin argues with the referee, Nazi uses this time to recuperate from the ddt, before tagging in his partner and rolling out of the ring. Kimmy runs into the ring and hits a clothesline on Austin, who has the same thought. The good old double clothesline send both of them to the mat. Kimmy rolls over onto her stomach, kicking her legs, while Austin is trying to shake the cobwebs off. Smoke Man’s slapping his hand on the turnbuckle and chanting Austin’s name, getting the crowd behind them again, the two making an amazing team.

Smoke Man stretches over the ropes again, Austin finally makes the tag. Before Kimmy can get the tag both Smoke Man and Austin have her. They give her a double clothesline and send her to the mat again. This time Smoke tries to get the pin and Nazi breaks it up before the referee can lower his hand a third time. Nazi lifts John Austin up in a double handed choke and tosses him out of the ring, sending him flying to the floor below. Then Nazi turns his sights on Smoke Man, who has just made it to his feet. Nazi attacks before Smoke can make it all the way to his feet. He nails him with an onslaught of attacks.

Smoke Man drops down to his knees once again, but counters with a jab to the gut of Nazi who drops to his knees as well. The two exchange slow and heavy punches one after the other. The referee urges Nazi to get out of the ring as he is not the legal man. He drops Smoke Man with a head butt and gets up to argue with the referee. As he does this though he turns into a spear from Austin! The two begin to exchange punches and both roll to the outside where the battle continues.

Kimmy climbs up onto the ring apron and slowly makes her way to the top turn buckle. She points to the heavens and goes for a moonsault. Smoke Man rolls out of the way in the knick of time though. Smoke Man takes the opportunity to leap up onto the top turn buckle himself. He raises his arms and the crowd goes wild before he hits his signature Big Elbow Drop from the top turn buckle!

The cover!

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Kick out!

Smoke Man looks up in disbelief as the referee now tries to restore order on the outside. Eventually Austin and Nazi make their way to their respective turn buckles. Smoke Man lifts Kimmy up by her hair and whips her into the corner, he tags in Austin and the two whip her across the ring and both lift her up and send her down to the mat as she screeches out in pain. Austin smiles at Nazi who tries to climb into the ring. The referee stops him though but Austin is distracted. Kimmy is up, and she runs off the ropes.... cross body! Taking Austin down! Kimmy desperately crawls towards her corner, she eventually makes the tag into Nazi who climbs in with fury filling his eyes.

Austin goes for a clothesline, Nazi ducks it, turns... German suplex! High impact move right there but Smoke Man runs in. Nazi ducks that and turns again... SS Side walk slam! Kimmy is back to her feet and she sprints across the ring nailing Smoke Man with a Pele kick! Nazi perform a Nazi salute to the crowd and receives a flood of jeers and then with the same elbow he nails The Führer’s Elbow! He falls into the cover.

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No! Kick out at two!

Nazi gets up and begins bellowing in the referees face. Austin has managed to get himself back onto the ring apron where he urges Smoke Man to tag him in. Kimmy also wants the tag in from Nazi but it doesn't look like either are going to be tagged in as Nazi begins to unload stomps all over the body of Smoke Man. Kimmy eventually gets what she wants and is tagged in!

Kimmy runs directly off the ropes and hits a splash, she goes for the cover but Smoke Man kicks out immediately. She then climbs to the top ropes, as Smoke Man reaches his feet she flies off the ropes and hits a flying spinning elbow and goes for the cover.

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Kick out at two!

Nazi wants the tag, Kimmy is distracted by Nazi and Smoke Man gets the tag into Austin who comes flying through the middle rope. He clotheslines Kimmy. Spins. Then forearm to Nazi who flies to the outside and hits the barricade. Kimmy is up, John hits her with a kick to the gut and hits her with a stunner! Now the cover!


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Broken up by Nazi. Now Nazi and Austin go at it, but Smoke Man runs in. Austin whips Nazi into Smoke Man who nails Nazi with a spine buster! Smoke Man then unloads a flurry of punches to the skull of Nazi. Kimmy goes for a kick to Austin but Austin catches her foot and she falls to the mat. Nazi now has the upper hand on Smoke Man and has him locked in the Concentration Clamp! Smoke Man is tapping out but he's not the legal man. Austin nails Nazi from behind with a drop kick. He then turns and is rolled up by Kimmy.

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Kick out!


While Smoke Man is laying on the canvas still slightly dazed and staring upwards trying to gain the power to rise to his feet a figure climbs up the side of the ring.

OH HOLY SHIT! IT'S DEAN MOXLEY MCGOVERN!

Dean slips into the ring like a prowler in the night, eyeballing Smoke Man.

BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER!

Smoke Man just got Dean's balls in his face FIVE times!

FIVE times!

FIVE times!

FIVE times!

FIVE times!

Dean quickly exits the ring and trips over one of the wires, bruising his knee and crying a little as he sits on the ramp to watch the rest of this match. His friends Timmy, Ricky, Rachel and Bleached Asshole Darrel all come to console him with hugs and tickles.

Smoke Man is now laying unconscious and motionless in the ring as Kimmy K and John Austin, both rise to their feet. Kimmy sees that NAZI has also regained a standing position and back flips towards him.

Once.




Twice.


Three simultaneous back flips and then Kimmy bows when she lands perfectly on her feet near Idenhaus. With a beaming smile she makes the tag with the cruel racist bastard and then parawets to the corner. From there she hops up onto the turnbuckle, where she promptly sits down.

Austin charges towards NAZI, but NAZI catches Austin with the Zyklon B Big Boot! Austin drops and Nathaniel hits him with the Aryan Axehandle! Followed by a Selektion Stomp! NAZI smashes his boot hard into Austin's ribs and a loud crunch is heard, that most likely is the sound of one of Austin's ribs snapping. Austin howls out in agony and writhes on the canvas as Kimmy K cheers and tosses Glitter from her place on top the turnbuckle.

NAZI yanks Austin up from the canvas and goes to deliver a shot to Austin's face, but Austin catches NAZI's hand and headbutts him. That movement was a bit much it seems and Austin clutches his own ribs as NAZI stumbles back. Austin then balls up his fist and clenches his teeth as it appears he fights through the pain. Austin glares at NAZI and lunges forward with a Spear!

But NAZI leaps aside and Austin soars past NAZI. Austin careens forward and catches himself before he crashes into the ropes. With a frustrated groan Austin turns around and charges for NAZI again. Flying in for a second attempt at a Spear!

Yet NAZI ducks out of the way again and as Austin catches himself again from nearly slamming into the ropes, Kimmy K is right there to blow a handful of glitter in Austin's eyes! Austin screams and frantically wipes at his eyes, trying to get the glitter out. However, NAZI is right behind Austin and spins Austin around, hitting him with a Blitzkrieg Backfist and a White Powerbomb!

Austin is down but not for long as NAZI rips him from the canvas just to execute - The Iron Cross!

NAZI covers Austin for the pin!

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Three!

WINNERS: Kimmy K and NAZI






Juan Madison and Egyptian Snow Pharaoh
- vs -
Theo Pryce and Hunter Payne
Tag, 1 Fall

The crowd is abuzz as this much anticipated match is about to get underway. Theo Pryce and Hunter Payne are quick to decide who will step up to begin this contest, with Hunter stepping through the ropes to stand on the apron. Egyptian Snow Pharaoh and Juan Madison on the other hand aren't as quick on deciding who will enter the contest. Luckily, the hearty Mexican decides he'll step out of the ring to allow his teammate to start the contest.

The ref rings the bell and the two meet up in the centre, locking into a collar and elbow tie-up. This test of strength results in deadlock, each pushing their opponent away slightly. Theo tries to take an opportunity by clotheslining ESP, but she ducks it. Theo attempts to use this momentum and runs toward the ropes, rebounding and hoping to catch ESP by surprise. However, she had only turned around, expecting this very action. Using this, she delivers an incredibly powerful clothesline, being sure to reel back her arm for maximum impact, sending Theo spinning into a backflip and landing hard on his stomach. He grabs his belly, winded by the sudden attack.

Juan extends his hand over the rope, as if hinting an offer to tag if his teammate so desired. ESP, however, ignores this and runs to the ropes, rebounding and jumping in an attempt at a huge splash. Theo manages to roll out of the way just in time as she collides with the mat, still holding his hand to his stomach. She is still able to quickly react however, pouncing on him in an attempt to catch him and lay down a beating.

A second too late however, because Theo had managed to roll out of the ring. ESP stands, fox-guarding the ring in case Theo tries slipping in. She backs up a little bit too far however, an into her own corner and into Juan's open hand. The ref calls the tag and she turns around in the confusion, allowing Theo to slip into the ring and tag his partner.

The two men fly at one another, trading blows at each other's face. It doesn't seem like either of them will back down, but Juan takes a step back and in one swift movement dropkicks Hunter to a massive roar from the crowd! Hyped from this outburst, Juan runs around the ring! Not once... not twice... but three times! He climbs the top rope... And ESP slaps him on the back, blind-tagging herself back into the match! She does it in such a way it sends Juan careening down to the mat and on top of Hunter, but the unplanned move dazes him.

Quickly, ESP climbs up the same rope and jumps off, aiming an elbow drop for Hunter. Only halfway during her jump does she see that Juan hasn't gotten out of the way! Hunter is protected from another attack, and Juan seems to have double the damage from his teammate.

With a stressed groan, ESP rolls her useless teammate out of the way and tries the first pin of the contest:

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2

...-NO!

Not quite believing the resiliency of her opponent - even though the match as more or less just started - she pushes his shoulder back down to the mat and tries for another pin.

But before the ref's hand hits the mat, Hunter is able to somehow reverse it into a small package!

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KICKOUT!

The roll-up explodes in the ring! Hunter is quick to his feet, managing to tackle ESP to the ground and sending punches raining down onto her face. She tries her best to block it, but the various angles and power of the shots make it almost impossible. His punches get faster and faster, and suddenly he leaps off of her, using this small window to pick her up and lift her in a suplex...

1!


2!


3 AMIGOS! The crowd are really shouting now, and Hunter rises to his feet. He waltzes over to his team's corner and tags in Theo. However, before exiting, he jumps up to the top rope, getting into position. Theo stands under him and grabs his shoulder and thigh. Hunter jumps off the top rope, and Theo carries and pushes him, delivering a maximum power Frog Splash on ESP! Hunter rolls of and runs to their corner, nodding at Theo to get the job done as he walks past.

Egyptian Snow is just about getting up as Theo gets over to her, giving him enough opportunity to perform a snap DDT to keep her down. He walks around her body, kicking certain areas for extra damage, seeming to plan his area of attack as he does. Lifting her up, he grabs her and delivers a powerslam, followed by a quick elbow drop to her skull.

He rolls her over and locks in a Cobra Clutch, but it is short-lived as ESP is able to counter-act it, standing up and delivering a large backdrop on her opponent! Standing from her successful reversal, she rubs her hands together, tilting her neck just about enough for it to click, and stretching her arms. Right now, it appears as if ESP had just walked out of the shower, instead with the water encompassing her body being sweat instead of water.

Running to one of the ropes, she performs a leg drop. Lifting him up, but keeping him bent over, she runs to the ropes once more, just about ready to jump of the ground when...

Theo quickly turns and smashes her with the Pryce Check!

But it isn't over, as ESP is quickly back up to her feet. Theo sees this and stands as well, the both of them running to either set of ropes. They come back and, not wanting to give their opponent any edge, smash each other with a double clothesline!

They both wobble to their feet, but Theo has the edge, and quickly sets up the Money Talks! ESP pushes out before he even jumps, twisting him around and sending him flying with a belly-to-belly suplex! He's lying next to the ropes, and ESP takes this chance to walk over and stomp on him, grabbing the top rope for leverage.

But without realising it, she is smashed over the head with a superkick from Hunter, who happened to be on that very apron! ESP drops like a sack of shit, and Hunter returns back to the area he's safely allowed to be tagged.

Theo tries to drag himself over, his every muscle aching. Hunter is leaning as far as he's allowed over the ropes to try and help his teammate reach his goal faster.

It is at this point that Juan Madison leaps back onto his apron, doing the exact same and calling for the tag! ESP, who is in much better condition than Theo, has an internal struggle of whether or not she should go for the tag.

Theo is almost within reaching distance, so close yet so far away.

Pharaoh is still frozen on her side, looking at her teammate, then at Theo and Hunter.

Theo's just inches away...

Pharaoh closes her eyes to concentrate.

Centimetres...

ESP makes up her mind and jumps toward the corner.

Theo slaps Hunter's hand!

Just as ESP jumps over and hits Juan's!!

Hunter jumps over the top rope and runs right into a diving crossbody by the hands of the Mexican, and into a roll-up!

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2..-KICKOUT!

The two jump to their feet! Hunter lunges at his Lucha Libre foe, but is outduped by an armdrag! He's quick to his feet however, and blindsides his opponent with a sudden Samoan Spike! Where did that come from!? Juan is able to spin on his belly to sweep Hunter's legs and drop his opponent, standing up in the same movement.

Juan sprints over to an unoccupied corner on the other side of the ring as Hunter stands. Hunter runs over as well, but Juan jumps over him, making him run his chest into the turnbuckle.

He slowly turns around, expecting the worse, but is quickly able to squeeze in an uppercut to temporarily startle the Mexican. For just about the right time...

...Because Theo has flown in and nails Juan with a Pryce Check to the gut!

He stands and shouts in victory to the crowd, who cannot believe this awesome match. High-fiving Hunter, he turns to leave...

But he's caught by the Egyptian Snow Fall!

Hunter, shocked and confused, tries to deliver a clothesline, but she ducks and delivers one to him as well.

Realizing the ref is about to disqualify her for striking Hunter when she wasn't the legal person, ESP turns to the ref and instinctively decks him in the face, making him fall flat to the mat.

Once again groaning in anger, she throws her hands down and walks around the ring with her hands on her hips.

WHIT-WOOO!

A fan at ringside has whistled at ESP. Probably due to her preference to wrestle in the nude.

With daggers in her eyes, she jumps over the top rope and out to ringside. Without a second hesitation, she grabs the fan an throws him over the top rope.

She pushes him into the ring, and strips the ref's top off. She wrestles with the fan, wrapping the shirt down his fat folds.

With the shirt successfully on, Pharaoh looks once again around the ring, bodies everywhere, but Theo's can't be found. Probably outside the ring.

She pulls Hunter's body over to her and lays on top of him, he's out cold.

Unsure of his situation, the fan sort of just sits there, blubbering to himself. It takes Egyptian Snow yelling at him to slowly start counting...

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THRRRRR... NO! Hunter didn't kick out... He'd been saved by Theo, who had jumped from the opposite turnbuckle to elbow drop ESP!

He manages to stand before she does, just about giving him the right amount of time to...

NAIL MONEY TALKS!

She's down and she's out!

Theo rolls out of the ring, pulling Juan with him.

A new, official ref runs down to the ring, using his spare time to escort the scared fan back to his seat.

The ref checks on the two of them, and begins the count...

The new official begins to count for Hunter Payne, who has crawled on top of a downed Egyptian Snow Pharaoh. Theo Pryce stands outside the ring awaiting his partners certain victory as Juan Madison is slumped over the side of the ring.

But slowly Juan begins to perk up as the ref's voice echoes loudly.

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Wait something isn't right!

Egyptian Snow Pharaoh isn't the legal person to be counted out!

Juan must do something.

Juan does do something!

With a triumphant growl and a quick elbow thrust to the bridge of Theo Pryce's nose, Juan launches himself into an immediate standing position. Theo Pryce stumbles back and Juan shoots his foot right into Theo's jaw causing Theo to drop backwards and land on his ass. Then Juan leaps from the floor to the top ropes like a glorious Mexiacn Jumping Bean. He looks at his target, Hunter Payne pinning Pharaoh and he dives from the ropes like a magnificent eagle in flight.

2

Performing a Frog Splash right into Hunter Payne and immediately breaking the the pin!

Juan then stands with his hands planted on his hips in a stance of triumph as the official climbs to his feet. The ref shakes his head and proclaims Juan disrupted the match and for that, both Juan and Pharaoh must be disqualified.

However Juan combats these words and points out that he was in fact the legal man and it was the ref's error for counting a pin on Pharaoh in the first place. The ref looks momentarily befuddled as Hunter Payne staggers to his feet. Swaying about, like he had one too man shots of tequila and certainly feeling the effects of Juan's Frog Splash. As this occurs, Pharaoh is also rising to her feet. Looking slightly groggy and beaten down the Egyptian goddess shakes her head in order to regain her bearings.

Gradually, her eyes narrow and focus on the shape of the ref and Juan arguing. from there she begins to walk towards them, keeping her eyes locked on the ref as a vicious snarl forms on her lips. Oh no, Pharaoh! Don't knock out another ref!

As Pharaoh approaches from behind Juan and the ref, Theo appears in the ring. Theo grabs Pharaoh's shoulder and spins her around. However as soon as she's looking into the eyes of Mr Pryce....that's as far as it gets before she catches Pryce with - Egyptian Snow Fall!

Theo goes down!

From there Pharaoh turns back towards the ref and Juan and by this time, both men notice her as well. The ref begins to explain that he still thinks ESP is the legal person for the match and that Juan should be disqualified for interrupting the pin. ESP responds to this by simply placing her fingers to her lips in a gesture to say, the ref she be quite. Then Pharaoh turns to Juan and smacks him abruptly across the chest. A move that would now make her the legal contender in this match.

That's right about when Payne comes dropping in, delivering - Tope Amancio!

Apparently through all the confusion Hunter regained his bearings and climbed the ropes. While so much was being argued about, Hunter took it upon himself to dive from the ring apron and deliver Tope Amancio!

However, the move connects with Juan Madison.

Juan goes down with Hunter. Yet Pharaoh....the now legal person in this match, just shakes her head and rips Hunter from the canvas. She pulls Hunter straight up by his hair and backhands him hard across the face. Blood and spit shoot from Payne's mouth and Pharaoh follows that slap with a brutal Headbutt, that instantly breaks Payne's nose! Payne appears to be in a world of pain as his hands fly up to his broken and bleeding nose.

However, Hunter Payne doesn't have long to feel the effects of such an agony inducing blow, before Pharaoh hits Hunter with a Roundhouse Kick that send Hunter stumbling back. Disoriented, bleeding and clearly hurt, Payne lifts his head and tries to focus on what's happening as ESP straightens up and smiles.

Suddenly....

The lights go out and pyros shoot down from the rafters. When the lights come on, Hunter Payne is on fire and Egyptian Snow Pharaoh is spraying the referee with a fire extinguisher, effectively blinding him in the process while Pharaoh cracks Payne in the skull with the fire extinguisher. The ref is still swatting at the air and trying to clear his vision while Pharaoh pulls Payne over the extinguisher and delivers a neck crank DDT straight into it. By the time the ref knows what's going on, all he sees is Pharaoh pinning Hunter.

In other words we all just witnessed - Golden Sunset! The ref counts the pin!

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...THREE!

WINNERS: Egyptian Snow Pharaoh and Juan Madison






Cameras go backstage where Shane is seen in his office, smiling as he watches the end of the main event. He eventually turns off his monitor and exits his office only to be greeted with...

A swift kick to the groin!!!

: (holding his nuggets in pain and his face red) You dirty bitch!!

Liz Hathaway smiles at Shane.

Hathaway: Well we just figured we owed you a little THANK YOU for that BS you pulled on us out there!

Shane turns and sees Dean McGovern running up with a trash can held over his head!

Dean looks like he's going to smash the can into Shane, but instead he stops the can in mid air and shakes it... and a small boy with boxing gloves falls out of the can, right onto Shane! Pow! Pow! Bam! The boy punches Shane in the face while Dean and Liz laugh. Shane stumbles toward a staircase and Dean and Liz both run up to push him!

Oh no!

Shane falls down the staircase!!!!

Dean looks down and his smile fades...

McGovern: Uh oh... that doesn't look good.

He turns and runs off with the little boy while Liz looks down the stairwell and jumps back in fright...

Hathaway: Holy shhh......

She runs off in the opposite direction of where Dean went.




The camera slowly creeps over toward the staircase...




Down at the bottom is the mangled body of Shane and a huge puddle of blood is forming under his head. His nose also looks to be busted with massive amounts of blood pouring from it. Shane is actually conscious and switching... mumbling something incoherent as drool and blood spills down the side of his mouth.

As the camera gets closer, Shane's voice can be made out. His eyes are glazed over and he's twitching and kind of rolling around in the blood puddle. Suddenly he looks toward the camera and says it...




: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?




And the camera CUTS!




Bonus Feature on the XWF app! Click to hear the words Shane said before the camera cut off...

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#2
10-29-2013, 08:11 PM

I haven't seen bad calls like that since the NFL replacement refs!


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#3
10-29-2013, 08:20 PM

I, for one...... Loved the show. Brilliant. The best part was watching a guy laying at the bottom of some stairs bleeding to death, but that figures. Always is.

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#4
10-29-2013, 09:24 PM

i am utterly pissed off with the way my match ended. FUCK ELI.. fuck ally.. fuck the congregation.. and FUCK XWF!

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10-29-2013, 09:28 PM

Alexandra looks at Gilmour.

"Hey don't blame your inability to win a match on me."


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#6
10-29-2013, 09:40 PM

i had the match won if it wasnt for u and bray wyatt over there

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10-29-2013, 09:48 PM

"Don't lump me with Congregation, I am no longer a member."


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#8
10-29-2013, 11:09 PM

sure u r

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10-29-2013, 11:13 PM

"I'm not. I left the group. Do you seriously think I would have cost Eli the match if I was still involved? I'm not stupid Gilmour, but clearly you are."


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#10
10-29-2013, 11:15 PM

stupid is as stupid does ms callaway..

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10-29-2013, 11:18 PM

"Damn, you did just prove how stupid you are."


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10-29-2013, 11:38 PM

paybacks coming for u all

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(10-29-2013, 11:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: paybacks coming for u all

Who's Payback? Is he new? I'll get a gift basket!

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(10-29-2013, 11:41 PM)Kimmy-K Said:
(10-29-2013, 11:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: paybacks coming for u all

Who's Payback? Is he new? I'll get a gift basket!

Fuckin you bitch I'll kill you. I'm here where's my gift basket? What now? What now? What I thought!

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(10-30-2013, 12:30 AM)PAYBACK Said:
(10-29-2013, 11:41 PM)Kimmy-K Said:
(10-29-2013, 11:38 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: paybacks coming for u all

Who's Payback? Is he new? I'll get a gift basket!

Fuckin you bitch I'll kill you. I'm here where's my gift basket? What now? What now? What I thought!

Kimmy bursts into tears and runs off sobbing.... Later, there's a gift basket by the door of Payback's locker room. The tear stained note says...

"If you're reading this, here's your gift basket. You didn't have to be mean, you know? Now I'm leaving the XWF. For good. I'm running away. Tell Alexandra she can have my glitter collection and the McBrides can have... Ummm... My... I don't know. They like guns and stuff, I think. And booze. Okay, well, bye. I'll probably be back in 15 minutes because it's cold outside and this top has no sleeves. -Kimmy"

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#16
10-30-2013, 02:19 AM

Well that was some interesting results.

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10-30-2013, 02:22 AM

OOC: Bleh one of those off-weeks for me. Either way that's no excuse for losing. 'Gratz to Kimmeh and NAZI and great match. I would say it was close but I wasn't judging, so what would I know? Also awesome results as a whole.

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#18
10-30-2013, 02:31 AM

+ A million goes to whoever wrote my match, enjoyed reading it and enjoyed the show overall :)

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#19
10-30-2013, 01:21 PM

I can't go back to jail!

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10-30-2013, 06:00 PM

(10-29-2013, 09:40 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i had the match won if it wasnt for u and bray wyatt over there

I disagree.

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10-30-2013, 06:39 PM

well i disagree with your disagreement!

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#22
10-30-2013, 07:12 PM

(10-30-2013, 01:21 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: I can't go back to jail!

Yeah, sure you can! The "nice" police officers will happily help you reach your destination. You're a lesbo, right? Nothing to worry about. What could you possibly not like about jail?... Oh, right. I do forget that not everyone's a twisted, masochistic sociopath.

Worry about jail, though. Next minute, you'll be screaming for mercy in six different languages as a back-from-the-presumably-dead Shane sticks a serrated blade up--... Well, let's not get too graphic. Jail rape, knife rape. One or the other, Liz. Although, I doubt it's your choice.

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#23
10-30-2013, 07:53 PM

(10-30-2013, 06:39 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: well i disagree with your disagreement!

You also disagree with recommended serving sizes. Lot of good that has done for you. You may be interested to learn that I have recently developed a brand new, guaranteed weight-loss pill with you in mind. We at the lab call it "FillMore" because it makes you feel fuller sooner and the Minions like rhymes. We also developed a pill to help people bitch less and accept their losses, called "StopCryingGilmour RX". Again, Minions are terrible at marketing.

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#24
10-30-2013, 09:02 PM

^^ that was horrible

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10-30-2013, 09:32 PM

(10-30-2013, 09:02 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ^^ that was horrible

"You're the right candidate to say what was terrible or not, seeing as though you've never, at any point of your career, been anywhere near above terrible. You suck, you're painfully awful when it comes to talkin' shit, and you're fat. Please tell me; is Gilmour the posterboy for what's wrong with America? Because, he should be."
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10-30-2013, 09:44 PM

Peter Gilmour is to trash-talk what an obese, autistic child is to trash-talk.

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10-30-2013, 10:29 PM

(10-30-2013, 07:12 PM)Ann Thraxx Said:
(10-30-2013, 01:21 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: I can't go back to jail!

Yeah, sure you can! The "nice" police officers will happily help you reach your destination. You're a lesbo, right? Nothing to worry about. What could you possibly not like about jail?... Oh, right. I do forget that not everyone's a twisted, masochistic sociopath.

Worry about jail, though. Next minute, you'll be screaming for mercy in six different languages as a back-from-the-presumably-dead Shane sticks a serrated blade up--... Well, let's not get too graphic. Jail rape, knife rape. One or the other, Liz. Although, I doubt it's your choice.

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See that's where you're wrong. In jail.... they don't even feed you Hot Pockets! I almost died in that bitch! As soon as I got out I had like 12 Hot Pockets. Shane couldn't come to jail to rape me either, Because they don't have potatoes either!

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#28
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(10-30-2013, 09:32 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(10-30-2013, 09:02 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ^^ that was horrible

"You're the right candidate to say what was terrible or not, seeing as though you've never, at any point of your career, been anywhere near above terrible. You suck, you're painfully awful when it comes to talkin' shit, and you're fat. Please tell me; is Gilmour the posterboy for what's wrong with America? Because, he should be."

ur lucky even to have that Trios Title around your waist milady. soon as Feder and Soldier come back from hell or wherever they are at, we're coming for those belts. and IM TERRIBLE? HA! Look who's talking ms multiple personality BITCH.. I've done more things here than you can ever imagine. Ive won more titles than ur skanky cunt ass so Im not terrible. sure, ive been on a losing streak recently after losing the Xtreme and Trios Titles but I know I will get back to my wining ways and get those titles back.. so to say im terrible and horrible, heh you're assumption much like yourself.. FAILS!

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#29
10-31-2013, 12:54 PM

(10-31-2013, 04:06 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(10-30-2013, 09:32 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(10-30-2013, 09:02 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ^^ that was horrible

"You're the right candidate to say what was terrible or not, seeing as though you've never, at any point of your career, been anywhere near above terrible. You suck, you're painfully awful when it comes to talkin' shit, and you're fat. Please tell me; is Gilmour the posterboy for what's wrong with America? Because, he should be."

ur lucky even to have that Trios Title around your waist milady. soon as Feder and Soldier come back from hell or wherever they are at, we're coming for those belts. and IM TERRIBLE? HA! Look who's talking ms multiple personality BITCH.. I've done more things here than you can ever imagine. Ive won more titles than ur skanky cunt ass so Im not terrible. sure, ive been on a losing streak recently after losing the Xtreme and Trios Titles but I know I will get back to my wining ways and get those titles back.. so to say im terrible and horrible, heh you're assumption much like yourself.. FAILS!

"I'm lucky to have my third of the Trios Titles? Elaborate, because the facts show that not only did the team of Jessie Diaz, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, and Tri Bute win the trios titles from your team and the the Congregation; but I was the one who grabbed the belts. Where were you when ESP and I were battling Mystica in the final moments? Oh, that's right, nowhere near the action! In fact, none of your team was! Boom. Wasn't luck, just being better. Something you know next to nothing about.

Also, how does being carried to a victory by obviously superior than you teammates make you something to be feared? I would show some concern about Feder and Soldier (maybe) but not you. Never you. You aren't intimidating in the slightest.

And yes, you are fucking horrendous. I mean; 'ms multiple personality BITCH'? Really? That's what you're going for? Here, allow me to offer a rebuttal.

Hey, Mister Claims to be a Demon, but Can't actually distinguish whether or not he is one. Or, Mister Actually Thinks He's Important When All He Can Do is Fail, Whine, and Use Poorly Placed Profanity in an Attempt to be Badass.

Also, doing more things doesn't make you better. Hitler ordered more deaths than I've been responsible for (a grand total of zero, Eff-Why-Eye). Does that make him a better person than me?

Furthermore, I would assume you have held more titles than I have. Need I remind you that I only started wrestling four and half months ago, whereas you've been doing it forever? Yeah, if you didn't have more titles than I, there'd be a huge problem, Houston.

Even fucking furthermore, does it really matter that you've held more titles? I mean; you haven't done any of that shit recently without being carried to the victory by the scruff of your neck like a fucking kitten. Way to go little pussycat Gilmour, you 'won' some titles. Get back to me when you win a title expressly on your own in this day and age. Fuck the Nineteenth Century or whenever the fuck it was you supposedly had talent.

So, cry to Feder and Soldier, and get your rematch like the big man you are.

Because my assumption, really wasn't.

It was an observation.

And observation that still continues to be true."
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#30
10-31-2013, 04:52 PM

wow that was horrible. i want my life back bitch

and u forgot I earned my way to the finals of the LL tourny last year. I EARNED the Tag Team Titles. I EARNED the Trios Titles. I even retained them BY MYSELF when I pinned 3 people in that gauntlet match. oh and I earned the Xtreme Title even though I did lose it a few hours later. so dont come out here flapping your vagina lips saying I was carried for the past few months.

shut the fuck up and bend over since I just fucked your ass! well pwned but whatever..

FUCK YOU JESSIE!

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#31
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(10-31-2013, 04:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wow that was horrible. i want my life back bitch

and u forgot I earned my way to the finals of the LL tourny last year. I EARNED the Tag Team Titles. I EARNED the Trios Titles. I even retained them BY MYSELF when I pinned 3 people in that gauntlet match. oh and I earned the Xtreme Title even though I did lose it a few hours later. so dont come out here flapping your vagina lips saying I was carried for the past few months.

shut the fuck up and bend over since I just fucked your ass! well pwned but whatever..

FUCK YOU JESSIE!

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You spent your whole life watching me make you look foolish? You're that desperate to look at me? Wow, you're right. You do need to do something more fulfilling with your life, as though I know I'm rather fucking hot, obsession is never a good thing.

Forgot? No, I just don't give a fuck about last year. I've been here for four and a half months, and I know this sentiment already. This is a business solely based on the concept of 'what have you done for me lately?'

Answer that. What in the fuck have you done since I've been here? Who have you beaten?

That list is pretty small, I know.

This question is also rhetorical, since you're too stupid to realize that.

Here; I'll give you a history lesson about the 'bitch' (seriously? That's the best you got?) named Jessie Diaz (for simplicity's sake). In her third match as a professional wrestler, she got a shot at the European Championship. Have you gotten a shot for the European Championship at all, ever? Name one single's title that you've gotten a shot for without it being because Madison liked to fuck with you.

Name one title you won from beating credible opponents (you didn't win the fucking trios titles at Gauntlet City, that was all Feder, bitch) this year. Hell, this fucking decade. Century? Millennium?

Spoiler alert:

You haven't.

You have no ground to stand on, .

There. That's how you fuck someone up with words.

Now Gilmour, you special needs sudent-

Stop fucking eating that glue."
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#32
10-31-2013, 05:25 PM

(10-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(10-31-2013, 04:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wow that was horrible. i want my life back bitch

and u forgot I earned my way to the finals of the LL tourny last year. I EARNED the Tag Team Titles. I EARNED the Trios Titles. I even retained them BY MYSELF when I pinned 3 people in that gauntlet match. oh and I earned the Xtreme Title even though I did lose it a few hours later. so dont come out here flapping your vagina lips saying I was carried for the past few months.

shut the fuck up and bend over since I just fucked your ass! well pwned but whatever..

FUCK YOU JESSIE!

"Systematic debunking; how to really get under Gilly's skin. Therefore, let me do it again!

You spent your whole life watching me make you look foolish? You're that desperate to look at me? Wow, you're right. You do need to do something more fulfilling with your life, as though I know I'm rather fucking hot, obsession is never a good thing.

Forgot? No, I just don't give a fuck about last year. I've been here for four and a half months, and I know this sentiment already. This is a business solely based on the concept of 'what have you done for me lately?'

Answer that. What in the fuck have you done since I've been here? Who have you beaten?

That list is pretty small, I know.

This question is also rhetorical, since you're too stupid to realize that.

Here; I'll give you a history lesson about the 'bitch' (seriously? That's the best you got?) named Jessie Diaz (for simplicity's sake). In her third match as a professional wrestler, she got a shot at the European Championship. Have you gotten a shot for the European Championship at all, ever? Name one single's title that you've gotten a shot for without it being because Madison liked to fuck with you.

Name one title you won from beating credible opponents (you didn't win the fucking trios titles at Gauntlet City, that was all Feder, bitch) this year. Hell, this fucking decade. Century? Millennium?

Spoiler alert:

You haven't.

You have no ground to stand on, .

There. That's how you fuck someone up with words.

Now Gilmour, you special needs sudent-

Stop fucking eating that glue."

Tony sniffles and yelps lightly.

Damn it, Jessie. You're gonna, you're gonna, make me... god damn it, that trash talk was so on point. So poetic. So... fucking beautiful! You're gonna... make me...

Tony breaks down, his head slumping as tears stream down his face like a waterfall.

Fucking cry!! Oh god, it's too much! Jessie! Thank you!

Tony leans forward.

Oh god, I'm gonna vomit. Ugh, uh, oh no...

The camera shuts itself off in shame.

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#33
10-31-2013, 05:28 PM

Don't listen to that hoe, Peter. You totally earned that King Match, fat boy.
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#34
10-31-2013, 05:29 PM

(10-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: "Systematic debunking; how to really get under Gilly's skin. Therefore, let me do it again!

You spent your whole life watching me make you look foolish? You're that desperate to look at me? Wow, you're right. You do need to do something more fulfilling with your life, as though I know I'm rather fucking hot, obsession is never a good thing.

Forgot? No, I just don't give a fuck about last year. I've been here for four and a half months, and I know this sentiment already. This is a business solely based on the concept of 'what have you done for me lately?'

Answer that. What in the fuck have you done since I've been here? Who have you beaten?

That list is pretty small, I know.

This question is also rhetorical, since you're too stupid to realize that.

Here; I'll give you a history lesson about the 'bitch' (seriously? That's the best you got?) named Jessie Diaz (for simplicity's sake). In her third match as a professional wrestler, she got a shot at the European Championship. Have you gotten a shot for the European Championship at all, ever? Name one single's title that you've gotten a shot for without it being because Madison liked to fuck with you.

Name one title you won from beating credible opponents (you didn't win the fucking trios titles at Gauntlet City, that was all Feder, bitch) this year. Hell, this fucking decade. Century? Millennium?

Spoiler alert:

You haven't.

You have no ground to stand on, .

There. That's how you fuck someone up with words.

Now Gilmour, you special needs sudent-

Stop fucking eating that glue."


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#35
10-31-2013, 07:13 PM

still obsessed over me eh Jessica.. why dont u get Kea and have a fuckin threesome with a spiked dildo! fuckin sluts!

u havent done shit other than steal MY Trios Titles which I guarantee to get back with Feder/Soldier.. or without..

take your trash talk and shove it up your twathole.

u aint shit. Keep it up and I'll kick u in the TAINT!

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#36
10-31-2013, 07:38 PM

(10-31-2013, 07:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: still obsessed over me eh Jessica.. why dont u get Kea and have a fuckin threesome with a spiked dildo! fuckin sluts!

u havent done shit other than steal MY Trios Titles which I guarantee to get back with Feder/Soldier.. or without..

take your trash talk and shove it up your twathole.

u aint shit. Keep it up and I'll kick u in the TAINT!

"Round three? Sheesh, never took you for a masochist, well an actual masochist, seeing as you try to claim everything under the sun makes you sick and twisted and evil, but really just gives you more fantasies to play out in your head while you spit legitimately useless drivel formed by the same obviously deficient brain.

One, I'm not Jessica, fuckwit. Two, that's still two people, and an inanimate object doesn't count as a third. Three, we're the same person, so logistically speaking, that's fucking impossible. Wow Gilmour, you really are a fucking moron, aren't you? I mean, you like to flaunt your college degrees in the worthless branch of communications, but you don't even have the IQ to graduate primary school. Fuckin' .

Explain to me, how did I steal your anything? I won the match, my team beat your team. There was nothing even slightly off about the finish, but since you lost and you can't accept anything but the success you didn't earn, you claim you got screwed by this, that, and the other thing. You are a useless, meaningless member and a detriment to society. Off yourself.

This really isn't even trash talk. I'm just stating facts, offering questions, and showing my evidence. You on the other hand, are trash talking. Vaguely forming overdone, poorly executed, and impactless insults in an attempt to discredit me. So, if anyone should be shoving their trash talk into any holes on their body, you should take yours and shove it up your ass until you can taste your words in the back of your throat.

You're right. I am not shit. I'm much too attractive and talented to be shit. You might wanna step from that mirror, douchebag."
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#37
10-31-2013, 08:01 PM


  • Sucker got what he had coming after fucking me in the arse like he did! Least he could've done was given me a reach around or something but nooooo it's gotta be all Shane 's way. You think I'm afraid to get surrrrious with an owner when I make a living out of beating child molestation charges day and night? Playboy I've got the law in the palm of this little ol' hand and now I've got 's nuts there too. MY FRIENDS are not happy and we're going to be in full force next week!



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> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
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#38
10-31-2013, 08:40 PM

ur insults dont scare me jessie ;)

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