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The Bunny Chronicles - Nipping out of my mind - Nutz & Pine Cones
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Offline
Time for the Tea Bag



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#1
10-23-2013, 01:52 AM

Hot Dignipindy Dang, Dwayn-o The Schlong-o Johnson-o pin
Says what he wants does what he wants and
Pins you with his crazy mother giant pink
bunny. In the past he would layeththe smacketh down but
Now he still layeth the smackeths down but does it with the erotic vigour of a dog on heat. Like Now
Nip pin

Oh Baby Baby.


Hey here is my pink furry friend. Hit me with some lightning playa..... PIN......Oooosshhhhh.


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1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)

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Dean Moxley McGovern Offline
Ahm Back, Jack!



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10-23-2013, 12:08 PM

(10-23-2013, 01:52 AM)Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Said: The Bunny Chronicles - Nipping out of my mind - Nutz & Pine Cones


Hot Dignipindy Dang, Dwayn-o The Schlong-o Johnson-o pin
Says what he wants does what he wants and
Pins you with his crazy mother giant pink
pic is of a pin and url=http://www.muziekgieterij.nl/web/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pinnen.gif]bunny
In the past he would layeththe smacketh down but
Now he still layeth the smackeths down but does it with the erotic vigour of a dog on heat. Like Now
Nip pin

Oh Baby Baby.


Hey here is my pink furry friend. Hit me with some lightning playa..... PIN......Oooosshhhhh.

Dean kicks out and is handed a lolly pop by his friend Mikey.

This is delicious. Here, bend over Dwayne and I'll show you.


Dean's fat friend Gretta, a gargantuan girl around 10 years old, jumps up and hugs Dwayne The Schlong Johnson. The weight of Gretta pulls Dwayne forward so he's in perfect position to have shit stuck up his rectum.

Dean smiles and takes one last lick of his lolly pop before..


XWF record: 11W - 3L


Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world

Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)

Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!


Wrestler Info
Championships acquired in XWF

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