Smoke Man's sitting down, contemplating somewhat. He seems distressed about something. He grabs his head as a parade of school boys run past, their screams echoing down the all but empty alley. The day is drawing to a close. He puts his hand down to his side, but it catches on something. He pulls his hand up quickly, and tugs the pin that was in his hand out. He flicks it down the alley and grabs his hand in pain.

Argh!

It managed to get a little deep, and now it's bleeding. He's still holding his hand and he looks around, not wanting to get an infecting by putting his hand against the floor again. He stands up and walks down the alley, his footsteps echoing against the walls. He slips a folded piece of paper out of his pocket and grips it tightly in his free hand. The street is a little busy thanks to the time of day, as would be expected, but Smoke suddenly feels the instinct to rubs his arms with both of his hands. It's a little nippy but it's not too cold, he supposes.

Smoke begins to walk down the street, hand slightly raised to avoid needless dripping of blood in the road. He unfolds the page with one hand and then begins reading it, but a couple of seconds after he starts, a shout can be heard behind him. The school boys ran up and started kicking and punching Smoke, pinning him against the floor so he couldn't get up. He is defenseless... and kinda getting his ass kicked by a bunch of kids who are 12. Three of them are actually punching him square in the face, so there isn't much he can do about that, but whatever.

The school boys run off, leaving Smoke Man on the floor. He wasn't hurt too bad, but it hurt nonetheless. Footsteps are heard, and it turns out to be none other than the FTW UFO Champion, Archie Bunker. Archie sees Smoke on the floor, but instead decides to pick the piece of paper up, and reads it.

It appears to be a Word Jumbler:

npi
pngi npog
lorl pu
uidq
scato

How strange... Archie Bunker grabs his chin to ponder... just as Smoke rolls him up for the pin! The school boys run over once more, with a referee in hand. They push down on Archie as the ref counts!

1...




2...

Archie kicks out and rips his own head off, revealing Raptor Jesus! He sits with the children and it becomes apparent that a pin attempt from a mere mortal is nowhere near as important as story time with the kids.

"Welcome home here... I want a little more chow and a little less gab."

Admin arrives just in time! Raptor Jesus has just finished eating the last of the children and is picking his teeth with a toothpick. Smoke Man rolls him up for the pin and the toothpick goes flying! Admin makes the count!

...1

...2

...THREE!!!

New Champ: Smoke Man