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Shove it Into Space II Pt. 2
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(the villain you love to hate; has cult following)


#1
09-14-2013, 05:36 PM

The Show Returns with Mr. Radio in the center of the ring wearing a referee shirt. He is handed a mic and begins to speak.

Mr. Radio: " Ladies and gentleman! The following contest is a Zero Gravity match. This may sound weird to you but to me, It sounds perfectly fine. The only way to win is by pinning or submitting your opponent while floating in the air! How are they going to do that? I don't know figure out how float or maybe grab those chains at the way top of the arena and go all the way back to the ring and chain yourself to it and only then will you have full control of where you go. Now I want to see the two people participating in this match to please come to the ring at this time."

"Part of your World" by Alan Menken begins


Tri Bute walks out full clothed and looks around and takes it all off! Tri Bute is down to his ring gear and runs to the ring and waits in his perspective corner for his opponent.

Arma-Goddamn-Motherf**kin-Geddon by Marilyn Manson begins to play


Zak Misery walks out onto stage with his head drooped and the lights dimmed. Zak lifts his head and a huge explosion of Pyro goes off behind him. He walks menacingly to the ring and then hops onto the apron and looks right in Radio eyes while radio smirks at him. Zak gets into his perspective corner and Radio points at the stage crew guys to turn the Gravity off.

Tri Bute
- vs -
Zak Misery


Before the Gravity turned completely off Radio handed Zak and Tri Bute both a face mask so that they wouldn't die. As soon as the Crew members gave the thumbs up that the gravity had hit zero the bell ring and both competitors started floating in the air. Misery was trying to float his way over to Tri Bute but he just kept going in the other direction. Radio was clapping his hands while he stood intact in the ring with no mask on. Misery flipped him the bird and Radio put two fingers up.

Mr. Radio: " that's two times I've been flipped off now hasn't it?"

Misery was finally able to grab Tri Bute's Shoulder and start punching the side of his face. Tri bute kicked Misery away and starting floating on up to the ceiling so he can get one of those two chains up there. Misery grabbed his ankle and tried pulling him back down to him but Bute kicked his face and Misery let go. Bute was now at the top and grabbed one of the chains and looked down at Zak who was almost at the top as well and grabbed the second chain and chucked it to his left. Misery saw the chain go floating away and his mission was now to get Bute's chain.

They both floated towards each other slowly until they finally collided! Zak landed one punch! Bute the next and had a punching fest! Misery started to get the upper hand until Bute had an Idea and punched Misery in the skull with the chain. Misery started floating away while Bute starting "swimming" towards the turnbuckle where they snap the chain into a hole and they can move where they like.

Bute made it to the Turnbuckle and grabbed the top with his feet and bent down so he could snap it in. Then, Out of nowhere Misery grabbed Tri Bute's neck and started choking the life out of him until he let go of the chain. Bute slipped out of consciousness momentarily and Misery grabbed the chain and snapped it in. Misery could no move around as he liked easier. Bute woke back up and saw that Misery had the Chain snapped into the corner and was hooked up to his ankle. Bute swam towards Zak and punched him once only to get three fingers getting shoved down his throat. Zak Misery was choking Tri Bute with his fingers!

Tri bute then saw a chance and started digging his fingers in Zak's eyes. Zak let go and swam back a bit. Bute then hit a rolling superkick that wasn't at full power but it still did some damage. Tri Bute grabbed the chain that was attached to Misery's ankle and laid on his chest for the pin!

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2...

Zak Misery kicked out and scratched Bute's neck with his nails. Zak grabbed the chain with one hand and Bute leg with the other. He began to start pulling his way back down to the ring and then once he was just about there he tossed Bute down to the mat and then held onto the chain and punted Bute in the head. Zak Misery went for the pin!

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2...

Tri Bute kicked out and Misery glared at Radio.

Zak Misery: " you slow counted on purpose you bastard! You're just mad that I kicked your ass in the hallway a week ago!"

Radio smirked once again and turned his head just a bit and turned back around and kicked Zak in the gut and hit the Galaxy DDT! Misery started floating upwards just a bit. Radio swam upwards and grabbes Bute and placed him on top of Misery for the pin!

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2...

3!

Winner: Tri Bute


Radio waves at the crew to turn the Gravity back to normal. Radio fell back to his feet and misery and Tri Bute landed flat on their backs. Radio picked Zak Misery up spat in his face. He then lifted him up on his shoulders and hit the "around the Galaxy"(F5). Radio then helps Tri Bute up and lifts his hand and the crowd cheers for Future!

The camera fades with the picture Radio holding Tri Bute's hand up in success.



As we come back from Commercial break we see Radio walking into the infirmary to see if Rayne is alive. Many Many Doctors are surrounded by a table trying to save Rayne's life! Radio shoves them all out of the way and looks at Rayne. Rayne barely looks up and opens his eye's.

Rayne: " Ra...dio? You're so adorable."

Mr. Radio: " someone unplug him. Please."

The Doctors just look at Radio in shock. Radio walks out of the room and all we hear is the sound of a flat line.

The Camera cuts back to the ring where we have a normal ring announcer who no one knows the name of and he is in nothing except a brown thong. The Four Pylons have replaced the turnbuckles and at the stage crew's command they will start producing electricity.

Big Vis theme song plays


Cocks and Vagina it is now time for the scrumptious " Big Ol' Dick Zappin match!"

Viscera enters the ring with that "Are you fucking kidding me" face and awaits his two outrageous opponents to enter.

"Real American" by whoever made that shit begins to play!


Hulk and Brooke Hogan both walk out with their moustaches firmly intact.

Hulk Hogan: " BROTHER BROTHER DUDE BROTHER JACK!"

Hulk Hogan seems like he's pumped for this crap already. But wait, The man, the myth, the cock, has yet to enter.

70's Porno music begins to play!


Viscera
- vs -
Mr. XWF
- vs -
Hulk Hogan w/ Brooke Hogan


Mr. XWF! Coming out in his normal attire but the lighting is pink and Dat boy with the big ol dick is dancing! Hulk Hogan points at XWF and starts walking towards him. The music stops and xwf and Hogan are trading blows! Viscera puts his penis to the first pylon and shocks the holy hell out of him! Viscera looks at the Pylon and punches it shocking his him again. Hogan knocks xwf down and walks towards big vis. sneaking behind Hulk, Brooke walks over to xwf and starts to do very X-rated things to him while he lays back and enjoys it!

Back in the ring Hulk Hogan is giving vis the American leg drop! Hulk Hogan gets back up and does all of his stupid taunts! he points at the first pylon and slaps the pylon with his dick! he fights through the pain moves to the next Pylon with no problem! as Hulk was moving to the third Pylon he notices Brooke Hogan fucking Mr. XWF on the Ramp! While Bouncing, Mr. XWF is flipping Hogan off with both of his middle fingers. Sure are a lot of flipping off tonight.

Hogan pints at XWF again and everyone shouts "YOU!" Hogan is about to exit the ring until Big Vis karate kicks the shit out of Hogan's ball sack. Viscera then touched the first Pylon, He moved on to the second, he touched the third and then...

The lights go out!

Everyone hears a weird lightning noise and the lights come back on with a Draconian standing in front of Vis.
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The crowd gets silent. The Draconian grabs Vis by the throat and thows him at a fan secure bubble. All it does is make a huge crack. XWF sees the evil doer and stands up with Brooke and tells her to keep sucking. Hogan gets up and punches the Draconian in the head! Hogan started getting pumped up and then gets grabbed by the throat by the Draconian and is immediately slammed onto the ground. Hogan attempts to kip up but fails horribly and throws his back out.

Hogan gets up slowly and locks up with the Draconian. Mr. XWF tells Brooke to stop sucking for a second and then aims his Cock at the ring and...

BOOOOOOOM!!!!

Gallons of Sperm squirts out of Mr. XWF's Cock and covers the enter ring and Hogan is motionless. The Draconian disintegrates. Mr. XWF slaps Brooke and zips his Zipper back up and gets in the ring for the first time. He touches the first Pylon!

He humps the second!

He Rubs the Third!

He fucks the shit out of the Fourth!!!!

Winner: Mr. XWF!


Mr. Xwf starts to make Cum Angels! Radio walks out and cringes at what the ring looks like right now. He lifts his mic.

Mr. Radio: " WHAT THE FUCK!? XWF, I want you to clean that..."

Mr. XWF slurps all of the cum back into his Penis. Radio waves his hand and drops his mic and goes backstage. The fans continue to chant Mr. XWF's name and the Camera fades to commercials.

To be continued...

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