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Cam Lang · (09-09-2013)

Jack Kronus is sitting on a black couch, near a television. Beside the couch there is a table with two glasses of water on top of it. Kronus doesn't seem very happy to be here. It appears that he is reading something from a card. He then looks at the camera and starts talking with a sudden burst of hapiness in his voice.

"Hello XWF fans! My na-"

Jack then stops talking and looks at the card. He then rips it into small pieces and scatters them around.

"Let's cut to the chase. The XWF management says that I don't intercat with the fans enought. They wanted me to host this show called "The Voice of Reason", so that I could kiss their asses and talk about how good the XWF shows are. But that is not going to happen. I will do things my way. I will say whatever the fuck I want about anything I want. I might talk about the shows, I might talk about a certain wrestler, I might talk about a certain championship... I will be doing things MY way, not their way. But remember, here I will only say the truth. I might be blunt and I might be harsh, but that's how I am. After all, I am the voice or reason! And what better way to start this thing than to talk about the next Warfare Show! Yep, the first edition of "The Voice of Reason" will be about Wednesday Warfare: 'Murica Edition!"

Jack picks up a remote control and turns on the TV. The card for Wednesday Warfare appears on the TV.

"The first match will be a Triple Threat match between Bigg E, Salman Van Dam and Zak Misery. My money is on Sal here. Bigg E doesn't seem to be much of a Threat and this Zak guy might be strong, but Sal is way more experienced than him. However, this might be an interesting match, especially if either Radio or Zak's sister, Micah, interfere with the match."

"The second match in the card is an American Chopper match between John Black and Matt Ward. I have to be honest: this is a tough call. John Black is an experienced veteran, however, he is getting rusty. The same old moves, the same old gimmicks... Matt Ward is the wild card here! Obviously he isn't the best wrestler around, but he is tough. Well, kind of... Nah, I was just joking! Both John Black and Matt Ward suck, but in my opinion, I think that John Black sucks the least, so he will probably win the match."

"This next match that I am going to talk about match is a special one for me. It will be a Flag Match, David Mosier vs Jack Kronus. The American vs The Redcoat. I have no doubt that I will win this match. David is a drug addicted loser who proably has fewer brain cells than he has wins. I will be more than happy to crush him on this Flag match. I will aslo prove that England is far more superior than America. I hope you are ready David. You will be the shame of the United States..."

"We are already in the middle of the card! This next match is an hardcore match between Joseph Kain and Jonny Rebel, with the special guest referee being Mr. XWF! Yes, you heard me, Mr. XWF! Joseph Kain and Jonny Rebel are in for a real treat! I bet none of them will be able to focus in the match while that creep is around. As for the match itself, I don't have much to say. Joseph Kain is smart but as weak as a twelve years old girl. Jonny Rebel is quite strong, but as dumb as a 16 years old pregnant girl. This one is going to be one boring match. Trust me, don't watch this shit. If you feel the need to go to the bathroom, do it during this match."

“The next match in the card is an american classic: the “Mud Wrasslin” match. Jessie Diaz will defeat Christine Nash. That’s about it. Jessie Diaz is a way better wrestler than Christine. Christine has heart. I respect that. However, having heart isn’t enought. Jessie Diaz is an heartless woman, and that is what makes her so good. She doesn’t let her emotions get the best of her, unlike Christine. She has no passion for this sport, no feelings, no nothing. Cold and heartless. I have no doubt that Jessie will crush Christine. Oh, and just a note for John Madison and Giovanni Ferrari: next time you make a “Mud Wrasslin” match, please, make it with attractive woman. No one wants to see two ugly bitches covered in mud.”

“Finally, the title matches! For the X-treme championship, we have the champion Angelus, Cam Lang, Christine Nash, Jason E Smith, Paradoxica and Smoke man. So many contenders for the title and none of them good enought to take it from Angelus. Cam Lang can’t do a thing without is fellow Extreme Revolution members. I have already talked about Christine Nash, but I still wonder one thing: why did she double book herself? She can’t handle one match, how does she expect to win two? Jason E Smith isn’t even worthy of my attention, so I will skip the idiot. Paradoxica and Smoke Man are only the two competitors that I respect in this match. However, they have no chance against Angelus. Angelus is a great fighter with a martial arts background. None of them stands a chance. But still, this will be an interesting match.”

Jack looks at his wrist watch and realises that he doesn’t have much time left. He takes another sip of water and continues taalking.

“And now for the main event! Alexandra Callaway and Eli James IV! Now here is a match worth watching! Alexandra is an extremely talented woman. She has learn from the best of this business and she has been on a roll! I belive that if there is someone that desreves a shot at this title is Alexandra. But Eli is another great competitor. Even though some of his methods are shady, I think that we will be able to get the win. With the Congregation and the Black Circle on his side, he has half of the XWF on his side! I mean, John Madison, Luca Arzegotti, Mystica, Elisha… Those names can open a lot of doors… But don’t get me wrong: Eli James is very talented and he doesn’t need anyone’s help to win this thing. As you can see, they are both great wrestlers and in my opinion, the odds are 50/50 here. I guess there isn’t anything left to say. May the best wrestler win!”

One of the producers behind the camera points at his watch. Jack nods and turns to the camera.

“That was it for today! I hope you liked this first edition of “The Voice of Reason! Please, send me any questions or requests about anything you want to be discussed here. And remember folks: you heard it all from Jack Kronus, the Voice of Reason!”

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